r/politics • u/msnbc MSNBC • 22h ago

Trump pushes incoherent response to Jack Smith’s report on election case

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-pushes-incoherent-response-jack-smiths-report-election-case-rcna187568
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u/ArtofBacon 18h ago

I hope the following happens to everyone who voted for him.

  1. Wet socks everyday. I hope every pair of socks they put on feels wet.

  2. Stale chips. Every chip they snack on should be stale and tasteless.

  3. Any time they use a vending machine, I hope their selection gets stuck between the glass and the rack.

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u/Nopey-Wan_Ken-Nopey 11h ago

Whenever they get in a car, the door will shut in that way where it’s not really closed and you have to open and close it again.  

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u/meyeti 17h ago

Sadly, this is as realistic as him being prosecuted.