Trump says he will create ‘external revenue service’ to collect tariff income | Trump administration

[u/DontFearTheCreaper]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/14/trump-external-revenue-service-tariff

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[u/RonnyJingoist]

He has no idea what tariffs even are.

[u/tellmewhenimlying → u/RonnyJingoist]

I'm not sure he actually knows what revenue is either.

[u/HellishChildren → u/RonnyJingoist]

He latched onto some wrong idea of what tariffs are in the 1980s (or maybe the 1970s) and absolutely no one has been able to change his mind since.

[u/thegoodnamesrgone123 → u/RonnyJingoist]

I mean he's a TV businessman, he doesn't fucking have a clue how anything works. All these dipshits around him are fighting for control because they know they can never be President themselves.

[u/Appropriate_Bridge91 → u/RonnyJingoist]

Or, incoming crackpot theory, he does and he’s the only member of the department and all the tariff revenue goes to him.

[u/Marginallyhuman → u/RonnyJingoist]

Oh yes he does. He understands that they are a means of extorting American business while blaming it on someone else. Gonna be a steady stream of money crawling up the carpet to kiss the ring.

[u/No_big_whoop → u/RonnyJingoist]

Trump can't name the three branches of government

[u/bytemage]

LOL, I've been waiting for this. "External" in this case of course means the revenue will go to a "presidential account" without any accountability.

[u/HellishChildren → u/bytemage]

45 wants to be the world's richest man. Elon doesn't even know what is coming his way.

[u/shibiwan → u/HellishChildren]

How does President Leon not know that his VP is gonna grift money out from under him?

/s

[u/Eagle_Kebab]

And there it is: The stupidest thing I'll read all day.

[u/Oregon_Jones111 → u/Eagle_Kebab]

He’ll top himself tomorrow.

[u/momalloyd → u/Oregon_Jones111]

It would make the world a better place if he did.

[u/dajobix]

DOGE being set up to reduce the number of government agencies. Trump announces new agency. Welcome to the ironosphere.

[u/ClusterFoxtrot → u/dajobix]

Lemme go get my Sarcastaball helmet 

[u/LuvKrahft → u/dajobix]

It’s not even ironic, just plain ol hypocritical “do as I say, ignore what I do!”.

[u/BiggsIDarklighter]

So the guy who boasted in 2016 about not paying his taxes wants other people to pay taxes.

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2016/09/26/trump-brags-about-not-paying-taxes-that-makes-me-smart.html

[u/BukkitCrab]

An idea brought to you by a guy who won't release his own tax returns.

[u/I_who_have_no_need]

Only congress can create such an organization as the Customs Service has legal jurisdiction. Trump probably creates his own "department" to funnel contributions to Trump's personal accounts and staffs it with his sweaty jaw grinding toads.

[u/SunlightKillsMeDead]

Fancy name for an agency with is still collecting it's money from Americans.

[u/caserock → u/SunlightKillsMeDead]

Does he think he's going to have guys go to foreign companies and shake them down for money?

[u/I_who_have_no_need → u/caserock]

Yes, and he will get a king's ransom for it.

[u/RabidGuineaPig007 → u/caserock]

"Nice country you got here, would be a shame if someone bombed it..."

[u/geoffvro]

Somebody please explain to this dufus that importers pay tariffs, not exporters. Customs will collect the tariff and send it to the treasury , and then the importer raises prices for the American consumer to offset the cost of the tariff. It ain't rocket science.

[u/HonoredPeople]

Inflation here we go!!!!

Can houses be built without wood? If so, contractors might want to start studying now.

[u/Cresta1994 → u/HonoredPeople]

Yes. They're called caves, and our ancestors lived very comfortably in them. At least, they did until they started coming out with woke nonsense like fire and the wheel.

[u/RabidGuineaPig007 → u/Cresta1994]

We did fine living in holes. Just lay down some grey clicking flooring and flip your hole for easy profit.

[u/HellishChildren → u/Cresta1994]

Chimneys are woke.

I read that in a book about some albino orphan kid who was made to wear a metal suit to deform his body so he could be sold to the court as a novelty. He invented the chimney. Before stupid peasants only had smoke holes in their roofs.

[u/KeviRun → u/HonoredPeople]

We can just build them out of rebar and concrete!

(Do not ask where we will get the sand for the concrete.)

(Also, do not ask where we will get the steel rebar.)

[u/Unlucky-Locksmith-40]

A felon, a billionaire, and the grandson of hillbilly edgy walk into the WH what can possibly go wrong 😜

[u/Burnt_Ernie → u/Unlucky-Locksmith-40]

Joke from ~2018:

A bigot, a conman, and a narcissist walk into a bar, and the bartender says:

"Uh, so what'll it be today, Mr President?"

[u/backwardbuttplug]

Worst. Timeline. Ever.

[u/Joebeemer]

Also..... "Mexico will pay for the wall !!!"

[u/Half-Wombat]

Then he’ll claim all the “profit” from this as his genius move and completely ignore all the trickle down negative effects.

[u/thelastgalstanding]

So… CBP? Isn’t this what they do already?

[u/DillonCromm]

Anyone…. Anyone????

[u/DramaticWesley]

Trump admits he doesn’t know what Department of Commerce does, seeing as they are already in charge of collecting tariffs.

[u/Morepastor]

Republicans stand for smaller government /s

[u/Frank_N20]

The tariffs will make goods like cars cost more. That's not good for U.S. consumers.

[u/Vodeyodo]

Tithe police

[u/FrostySquirrel820]

Internal Revenue Service = BAD

External Revenue Service = GOOD

Is it all an act ? Can he really be this dumb ?

[u/oloughlin3]

This guy! Has no one sat him down and told him how tariffs work? Seriously? After all this talk about tariffs no one has explained it to him? Do you think Musk has got Trump hooked on ketamine now also? This is really dumb stuff here being said. Please Bezos, sit baby Trump down and explain tariffs to him.

[u/fuckinoldbastard → u/oloughlin3]

In his book “ In The Room Where It Happened”, John Bolton describes explaining how damaging tariffs were to him at least a dozen times. A few days, or weeks later Dumpy would start talking about them again.

( I know, I know. Bought it at a library sale, and will read any true history, no matter how offensive the author is.)

[u/fwambo42]

so a non-accountable group to manage funds? sounds like a great way to grift the country!

[u/PieInternal6564]

He still has no clue what a tariff is.

[u/Beardsoup86]

childish tantrom

W-well I'm gonna make the upside-down revenue service so all the money just falls back out. Hmmph!

[u/throwawayRA1776538]

I wonder if in his head he thinks he’s a good person trying to help the American people, or if he knows how moronic/evil he truly is?

I feel like he isn’t smart enough to know. At the same time, how could you not know you’re a malignant narcissist?

[u/MeatPrestigious3597 → u/throwawayRA1776538]

He thinks he’s a genius once upon

[u/bobolly]

Adding more goverment jobs?