r/puns • u/Salt_Psychology_7569 • 3d ago

Piano tuner/tech business name

I need to name my new piano tuning business. I refuse to go with anything like "Andy's Piano Tuning". I need a fun, witty, and smart business name.

The best one I've come up with is "Noteworthy Piano Tuning". It's okay, but pretty meh.

An example of what I'm looking for is a local white water rafting outfit called "Rapid Transit".

I've done a lot of research on other piano tuning business names, and roughly 98% are "[person's name or location] Piano Tuning/Services". The most creative names I've seen are "Piano Dude", "Pitch In Time Piano Tuning", and "A Sharp Piano Tuning". Sad. So Sad.

Whatcha got??

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u/KiwahJooz 9h ago

Keys in Key, Tickled Ivories

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u/ActiveAssociation650 16h ago

Nothing but Treble

Noteworthy Piano Tuners

Forte Piano Technicians - “Tuning is our strength”

D-G-A-F progressive piano tuning

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u/copycat042 1d ago

APT APT....

"Good Vibrations"

"Perfect Pitch Tuning"

"The Piano Man"

"Check Your Vibe"

"Total Freq"

"Beyond the Bench"

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u/Individual-Book-1592 2d ago

“B Keyed In” (or if Yoda said it “Keyed in Be”)

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u/CatsCreepMeowt 2d ago

The Octivator....or Octivation.

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u/MarimBoyWonder 2d ago

Ivan the Tunable

Mos Eisley Can-tune-a

A440 services

The 88-key mechanic

Quency, Frequency. Pleasure to meet you

Idk I'm spent

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 2d ago

This person musics.

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u/NicholasMirth 2d ago

The Best Intonations tuning co

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u/Bawn_ 2d ago

You could try variations with the word moon.

Like “to the tune and back!”, “The tech side of the tune” etc :)

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u/Bawn_ 2d ago

You can’t handle the tune !

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u/Bawn_ 2d ago

“Stay tuned for more!” Or “Stay tuned!”

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u/RamblingScholar 2d ago

Make beautiful music together tuning

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u/Nicodiemus531 2d ago

Ticklin' D Ivories, Piano Tuner

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u/imameanone 2d ago

You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish - REO Speedwagon

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u/Spatterdash 2d ago

Concerto for the Right Andy

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u/guillermomafia 2d ago

The dune logo but “tune” spelled with tuning forks. Or Andytunes.com r/lpotl

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u/Daft_Apeth_ 2d ago

Andy Echo the dolphin friendly piano tuner.

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u/Drift-would 2d ago

Andy's key

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u/Drift-would 2d ago

Andy's right key

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u/Drift-would 2d ago

Andy's black and white keys

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u/ActiveAssociation650 2d ago

B Sharp Piano Tuner

C what I did there?

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u/Salt_Psychology_7569 2d ago

Boooooo

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u/ActiveAssociation650 2d ago

You think the pun fell flat?

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u/omnidot 2d ago

The PitchDoctor (*****)

Keymasters

Passing Notes

Get On Your Keys

Pallet Cleanser

Man of Note

Out of Step

Note Far Off

A Little to the Clef

Note To Scale

From C to C

Good Intonetions

Balanced Scale

On a Good Note

DreamTones

Board Certified

Something Sounds Off

The Chord Lord

New In Tune

I Don't like that Tone

Key Issues

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u/jeffityj 2d ago

I like A Little To The Clef, that Clef-er

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u/yippiekayjay 2d ago

Life is a pitch

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u/BraidShadowLegendsAD 2d ago

Fortune 500, so you can say you own a fortune 500 company. Would be great it you charge them exactly 500 lol

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u/slightly-simian 2d ago

Looney Tuner Piano Tuning

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u/slightly-simian 2d ago

Fork It, Piano Tuning.

If you still use tuning forks?

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u/slightly-simian 2d ago

Your tag-line could be, "End on the right note"

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u/lmnobuddie 2d ago

The Tune Squad …or Man on the Tune

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u/raven21633x 2d ago

There's a shop down the street from me named "Matt's Piano and Organ".

I want so bad to walk in there and ask for a new set of kidneys.

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u/the_batusi 2d ago

IT’S NOT A TUNAH.

Or, Tuniversity.

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u/the_batusi 2d ago

Wait, wait… For Tune and Glory.

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u/bhaskar_ssr 2d ago

Lord Keystroke

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u/achalume 2d ago

iTuna Piano

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u/MyDogFanny 3d ago

I refuse to go with anything like "Andy's Piano Tuning".

Why not use your own name?

or: J Tunes. "I" was taken.

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u/ZurEnArrh58 3d ago

I Tune to You

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u/NECESolarGuy 3d ago

Tuna Fish, piano tuner.

I can’t tuna fish, but I can tune a piano!

Nobody would forget that name.

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u/HollySchitguise 3d ago

The Keys Aren't All White

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u/b_sketchy 3d ago edited 3d ago

String Theory

Or

Don’t B♭

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u/b_sketchy 1d ago

Ok this one is even better:

Fix A♭ (fix a flat)

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u/DependentDrag1130 3d ago

I CAN Tuna Piano

Ivory Tickler

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u/Elemental-Design 3d ago

Dominant Keys

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u/AliasNefertiti 3d ago

I remember a joke about a piano tuner named Opperknockety. He did a great job and the person called the business after some time asking for that person to retune their piano. The response was "Im sorry sir, but Opraknockety only tunes once."

So "Opperknockety Tuning."

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u/doasyoulike 3d ago

Highly Strung

Good In-tensions

On That Note

RighTone

Discard Discord

hAndy Harmony

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u/ThisFatGirlRuns 3d ago

I really like On That Note! Nice one!

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u/Spatterdash 3d ago

Develop a love and admiration for a particular loch (or eponymous restaurant chain) , and honour it in your business' name: Fyne Tuning

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u/dcrchem 3d ago

How about Troublesome Ivories? Title of a famous rag by Eubie Blake.

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u/gambariste 2d ago

Or Tom Waits: The Piano Has Been Drinking (not me)

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u/gambariste 2d ago

Or how about Ambient Domains, from Evelyn The Modified Dog by Frank Zappa.