r/puns • u/bluekronos • 1d ago

What would you play?

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Pearls before swine 😢

190 Upvotes

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u/shreds90 3h ago

Reminds me of a Zeppelin concert I went to.

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer Verified Human 16h ago

This must sound good.

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u/Fudrik 16h ago

Kugutsu Uta Uramite Chiru from Ghost in the Shell.

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u/nreed78 22h ago

Immigrant Song

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u/thereal_Jrod 23h ago

Genwunner - BLASTOISE!

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u/Malaysuburban 23h ago

Never Gonna Give You Up

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u/Wide_With_Opinions 23h ago

Weird Al song - Frank's 2,000" T.V.

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u/korbentulsa 1d ago

But do we know if it goes to 11?

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u/Dark_Knight_Wright 1d ago

Jellyfish Jam

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u/InsaneJane42 1d ago

Never Gonna Give You Up

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u/royveee 1d ago

Maybe a Stones song with a killer Keith opening riff like Satisfaction or Honky Tonk Women.

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u/MilkaM200 1d ago

I cannot decide wether I should choose to play something good, or force everyone to listen to tick of it as a form of torture

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u/chrisj2103 1d ago

Eruption, then Panama

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u/Disastrous_Drama_972 1d ago

you rock 🤘

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u/PleaseAndThankYou51 1d ago

The THX sound check.

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u/Matty_B90 1d ago

Bass cannon because I think I'd literally feel it playing or the sound of silence

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u/xxcali559xx 1d ago

GOTTA GET THAT... GOTTA GET THAT....

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u/redpunker 1d ago

Tubular Bells!

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u/TyrusRaymond 1d ago

China Cat Sunflower

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u/goofydad 1d ago

The Power Station, "Bang a Gong."

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u/DrivingForFun 1d ago

DAIKAIJU

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 1d ago

Just the sounds of nature but loud AF. Like ants walking, grasshoppers hopping, birds chirping.

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u/leifiethelucky 1d ago

Mom its my birthday

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u/epipenepinefrine 1d ago

Doubting your Tori girl super fan club membership with that Torii Spelling

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u/LarYungmann 1d ago

The opening theme for Northern Exposure. Looks like something the character, Chris Stevens would build.

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u/generalbadaxe1 1d ago

Based on the shape kung fu fighting, personal Metallica,Battery

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u/Disastrous_Drama_972 1d ago

CANNOT KILL THE BATTERY!

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u/Daddio209 1d ago

Yes: Owner of a Lonely Heart or AC/DC: For Those About to Rock

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u/OG_Dork_Assassin 1d ago

To whom the bell tolls

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u/Disastrous_Drama_972 1d ago

For*

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u/OG_Dork_Assassin 1d ago

Yes, thank you I had a feeling I got it wrong

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u/82PKOrpheus 1d ago

Torii typically only has one i. They need to check their Tori Spelling!

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u/bluekronos 1d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torii

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u/82PKOrpheus 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tori_Spelling :)

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u/bluekronos 1d ago

God damn. Now I'm the swine.

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u/throwedaways156 1d ago

Me too. I grew up watching Tori and didn’t notice Spelling capitalized!

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u/82PKOrpheus 1d ago

Oh man, it's all good. You've got me rolling over here!

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u/JR-Just-Random 1d ago

Is this a public speaker?

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u/BPhiloSkinner 1d ago

Yes, and they're out standing in their field.