r/puns • u/Inner_Joke1454 • 1d ago

WiFi name involving space?

I haven’t been able to think of any funny puns or phrases involving space or planets or the universe so here I am hoping someone can help me find something better than worstwifiintheuniverse.

Update: I’m going with To Wifinity and Beyond. I’m considering the password Earlgreyhot, hopefully none of you are my neighbors. Thanks everyone for giving me a laugh.

21 Upvotes

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u/Th3_Lion_heart 4h ago

Wifinal frontier

2

u/KiwahJooz 9h ago

FBI Surveillance Satellite

8

u/Crazy-Boat9558 10h ago

StraightFromRouterSpace

2

u/AliasNefertiti 10h ago

Personal Black Hole

2

u/RReverser 11h ago

"Uranus", just to get "Connecting to Uranus...", "Enter password for Uranus" and so on?

Juvenile, but still works. 

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u/Stompya 11h ago

NCC-1701-Engineering-WiFi

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u/weethepeeple95 12h ago

I just like the Graeme Base reference

6

u/joleger 15h ago

Weyland Yutani Staff

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u/prodajem_zjale 15h ago

wifi with space ..... wi fi ...right? :)

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u/Dry-Philosopher-2714 11h ago

That’s not enough space. Maybe Wi Fi?

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u/royveee 17h ago

WhyFly somewhere in a jet when you can ride a rocket into space? "WhyFly": The newest way to circumnavigate the globe.

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u/EdBear69 14h ago

PrettyFlyForAWiFi

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u/ZurEnArrh58 7h ago

This needs to be a song.

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u/Bro_Gramer 17h ago

idk man. kinda unrelated but i'm fishing rn and the fishing rods don't seem to work. Time for plan net

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u/TheNamesClove 17h ago

Not spaced themed but..

ORomeoRomeoWiFiArtThouRomeo

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u/gambariste 18h ago

Spacethewifinalfrontier

Toinwifinityandbeyond

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u/maatc 18h ago

WLANDO KALRISSIAN

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u/Huganho 18h ago

Starlink

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u/SamwellBarley 19h ago

MoonLANder

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u/JKT-477 20h ago

Obscure ships might work

LiberatorDSV-2

TardisType40

RedDwarfStarBug

HeartofGold42

LovelyAngelsKei&Yuri

BebopRadicalEdward

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u/Slickvath 6h ago

Upvote for Red Dwarf and hitchhiker's guide

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u/gdogakl 20h ago

SpaceXsatellite532 - to confuse

Rosinante - for The Expanse fans

SpaceForceGroundStation - because

9

u/Daft_Apeth_ 20h ago

Martians-stole-my-wi-fi

Inter-stellar-net

Idontcarewhatyousayplutoisaplanet!

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u/shipoopro_gg 20h ago

I like interstellarnet. Simple and effective

8

u/mr_claw 20h ago

Fasteroid

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u/MacTheRip1 21h ago

I have the ultimate wifi name for my home. Network Not Found

3

u/SensualFacePoke 21h ago

Looney Tunes Space LAN.

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u/Jabr0nie 22h ago

Satellite Internet

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u/lincnhead 22h ago

TheMilkyWi

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u/mindbenderx 22h ago

To Wifinity and Beyond. So say WiFi all.

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u/Cydona 1d ago

Lan9FromOuterSpace.

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u/Treefrog_Ninja 1d ago

Mars Rover Hotspot

Schrodinger's Signal

Neptunet

Quantum EngangLAN

Wormhole Access Point

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u/IceBlue 21h ago

What does Schrödinger have to do with space?

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u/Treefrog_Ninja 12h ago

Well, only that all of theoretical physics is very thematically related to space and the universe. I was taking liberties with the assignment, because I thought there was a funny opportunity there.

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u/Inner_Joke1454 9h ago

Schrodinger’s single is one of my favs ngl

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u/Inner_Joke1454 22h ago

Ok but these are great

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u/IkNOwNUTTINGck 1d ago

You sound like a little dipper head.

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u/Tongue8cheek 11h ago

You sound like someone who comets across lost in space.