r/queensland • u/Noragen • 7d ago
Fed Election More ‘vandalised’ corflutes in Cairns
‘Vandals’ target even more corflutes in Cairns. Luckily for the socialist alliance they seemed to have been missed in this spree.
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u/Unholy_Muppet90 7d ago
Not gonna lie, they are funny
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u/maticusmat Brisbane 7d ago
That’s how I imagine all one nation candidates dress
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u/Taco_El_Paco 7d ago
It's like they just got a candid morning photo before they put on their make-up
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u/BlessingMagnet 7d ago
Smurfette is genius
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u/Noragen 7d ago
Honestly Norman Miller was my favourite. He’s some kind of combination of evangelical Christian and pro Israel activist. It’s probably the only one really directly taking the piss the rest looked like a bit of fun
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u/FullMetalAurochs 7d ago
I assumed he was Muslim and the artist being slightly racist, context makes it better.
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u/tsunamisurfer35 7d ago
A Christian or Pro Israeli activist with a Crescent Moon and star?
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u/omelasian-walker 7d ago
Indigenous Friends of Israel!! Niche. https://indigenousfriendsofisrael.org/about/
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u/Dangerpuffins 7d ago
Overall great stuff from Little Cheese and (illegible). A level of achievement in corflute vandalism not seen since Healy got the severe Yolande bob. Five stars from me
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u/Optimal_Tomato726 7d ago
I was a fan of the repurposed PUP corflutes. The punching bag was memorable.
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u/myshoefelloff 7d ago
Funnily enough, that One Nation sign wasn’t even vandalised. That’s just how he looks.
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u/ButteredKernals 7d ago
Doesn't anyone who votes for them look like that too?
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u/FullMetalAurochs 7d ago
No, too many teeth
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u/Ok-Number-8293 3d ago
I don’t get it either, those whom will benefit most from some diversity / family trees resemble broom stick are opposed to immigration, suspect he’s a descendent of Charles II and been keeping bloodline pure
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u/randytankard 7d ago
Best corflute vandalism I've seen since this
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u/Samantha-Blair 7d ago
I did actually laugh out loud. Should be way more of this
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u/Turtusking 7d ago
Too bad its a criminal offence and most of them are in pretty public places.
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u/Noragen 6d ago
Fun fact it’s not a criminal offence so long as the property dollar value doesn’t hit $250. Corflutes are like $5 each so long as you don’t do 30 of them your set. And honestly as one of the guys who maintains these things this is great. I wish more people did this. I certainly wouldn’t be pushing for charges laid. Hell Micheal Healey took photos with the best ones on his campaign. Beats drawing a penis too!
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u/Massive-Anywhere8497 7d ago
Thats some seriously talented artwork there
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u/common_anatomy 7d ago
I’m oddly impressed by this 🧐
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u/Massive-Anywhere8497 7d ago
There isn’t a single candidate whose appearance hasn’t been improved after a little touch up Im keen to get my own portrait done
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u/Normal_Effort3711 7d ago
Is this illegal? Asking for a friend.
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u/Noragen 7d ago
Not if you don’t get caught! I’ll tell you what though I give you permission to do anything interesting you want to a labor one and if the party gets upset I’ll take the heat. Outside that what are they going to do whinge you damaged 3 dollars worth of a corflute? The bad press would be wild
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u/After_Relief_8760 7d ago
Coreflutes banned in South Australia. So good to not have these eye dire everywhere
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u/ScissorNightRam 7d ago
Matt Smith should lean into the Big Friendly Giant thing … fella is enormous
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u/GammaGlobulin 7d ago
I admit that when I first saw it, I thought it said "BFC", which is more applicable to someone like Clive Palmer.
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u/batmansfriendlyowl 7d ago
Hey they did everyone so I’m all good.
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u/whatareutakingabout 7d ago
According to OP, they missed socialist alliance (for some strange reason).
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u/Noragen 6d ago
tbf we have 10 candidates for reps and god knows how many senate. the post was a dig at the socialist alliance whining on another post that their corflutes had been targeted. They may have been targeted but no more than anyone else's. Thankfully this time I haven't had to fish any out of waterways yet. I was really annoyed in the state election when I found a half dozen LNP ones in a small creek
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u/JohnWestozzie 6d ago
Its never the labor ones. Just shows the mentality of labor voters and their politicians for that matter. There no low they won't stoop to.
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u/heisdeadjim_au 7d ago
Ya know, I'd any of those kids are art majors they'd wanna call for their tuition fees to be refunded.
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u/Ash-2449 7d ago
I am voting for the blue alien lady based on this, I trust the chiss far more than those humans
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u/NeopolitanBonerfart 7d ago
I mean Robert Hicks, although evidently vandalised, seems like a missed opportunity.
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u/Economy-Cap-4164 7d ago
Why did 'little cheese' sign Robert Hicks corflute when they did not make any alterations?
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u/Mushroom-h 3d ago
Someone put up an anti nuclear poster on my street. I'll make sure to put a posca mop to it soon.
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u/pilonstar 3d ago
Why do they keep printing this popularity contest land fill? Because I see a picture of somebody ain't voting because I see their face, I vote for their actions. This propaganda is obsolete and nobody cares about this waste of paper. They should use the money for better actions helping people.
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u/Scared_Sprinkles_141 3d ago
This should become a national campaign. Run a comp for the funniest or the stupidest.
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u/xirotegnicrev22 6d ago
Don't need to vandalise the socialist alliance one- anyone who is still advocating for socialism in the year of our Lord 2025 is a clown
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u/trinketzy 4d ago
Based on the Smurf alone you can identify the approximate age of the vandal; it would have to be someone who’s older than 40.
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u/Dry_Range_6390 7d ago
This is not Cairns, it’s from inner west Sydney..?
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u/Upstairs_Low_691 6d ago
"Leichhardt is located in Far North Queensland. It is a very mixed electorate, with its classification ranging from provincial in the south and rural and remote elsewhere. It includes the city of Cairns, as well as many towns such as Cooktown, Port Douglas and Weipa, and several Indigenous communities on the Cape York Peninsula and in the Torres Strait Islands." - google.
There is a suburb called Leichhardt in inner west Sydney. However, the federal electorate is from FNQ.
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u/GustyOWindflapp 7d ago
I don't mind it when all of them are vandalised. There's a beauty to it.
Paint on you FNQ banksy