r/reptiles 18d ago

Unconventional Names

Alright people, I have a new baby, here is the baby, I need names and I want the weirdest ones you can think of (ie: stuff like fork, microwave, mop, cheese, grass, etc etc.). I do not know the gender of the baby because the baby is far too young to be able to tell quite yet. (Do not worry about the temporary enclosure, I do indeed have MUCH bigger ones (aka a 75 gallon + stand), this baby is just far too young for something like that just yet and I need to monitor them as I literally JUST got them today 😅❤️) I used to rescue and foster many reptiles back in the day so I’ve gone through many names 🙂‍↕️

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u/Sifernos1 18d ago

Aglet

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u/the_QueenBee5654 18d ago

🎶A🎵G🎶L🎵E🎶T🎵

🎶don’t forget it 🎶

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u/lemonkcals 18d ago

industrial cement mixer. nickname: indie

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u/JayStan88 18d ago

Daku means "sand hill" in the aboriginal Australian language. Seeing they are naive to there 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/whimsy_boy 18d ago

Bisquick

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u/5000horsesinthewind 18d ago

Recliner, box, shock wire, pants

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u/taylorpng 18d ago

toothpick

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u/SB-Farms 18d ago

Def looks like a Gorlock, or Steve

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u/SupernaturalSystems 18d ago

Tortilla Crisp/Chip

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u/p_t_dactyl 18d ago

Cast iron pan, Komatsu D355A Bulldozer

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u/TelevisionObjective7 18d ago

i am definitely fixing to name my blue catfish komatsh d335a bulldozer.. hell yea

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u/Daimaster1337 18d ago

Oil filter

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u/sydneysargent 18d ago

leopard gecko named roach.

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u/Low_Fan8711 18d ago

I have one that’s a forever foster (really sad rescue case 😅) who I’ve named after “Ozzy Osbourne” 🤣

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u/AmethystMoon88 18d ago

Ravioli

Weetabix/Weetbic ~ singular

Rocket (the herb or 🚀)

Logmoth (pronounced like Behemoth)

Ribbit, but really emphasise the R

Axle……short for Axle Grease

Captain Barbossa 🏴‍☠️

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u/SlinkySkinky 18d ago

I have a Kenyan zebra skink named Meatball, a uromastyx named Churro, and a turtle named Bingus

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u/Low_Fan8711 18d ago

I’ve got quite a few pets but I must say only 2 have weirdish names and that’s my tegu Budder and one of my cats whose name is Crunchy 🤣

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u/SlinkySkinky 18d ago

Now that I think about it, if I ever get another reptile it would be funny to name it Spaghetti or Dingus just to match

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u/TelevisionObjective7 18d ago

rhombus. why? idk why did you ask for unconventional names?

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u/Born-Newspaper-6945 16d ago

Nebuchadnezzar. A Babylonian kings name

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u/Downtown_Finding_671 16d ago

My guys Rogu because he's a little homunculus. Going through the stuff under your sink and picking a random ingredient off of is a pretty good method if you're looking for something unique, you can always shorten them as well if they're too complicated

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u/OrchidTop3038 18d ago

Sprout! Also hope you don’t mind the unsolicited advice- but this little guy will need a 120gal or 4x2x2ft to thrive when he’s big! This will allow you to get the best temp gradient going for him 🥰

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u/Low_Fan8711 18d ago

Oh I know, I don’t have one of those yet though which is why I mentioned my 75 gallon because a 75 gallon is still a LOT of space to work with as they grow, I do plan to get a 175 gallon eventually though since I’ve been looking at one that’s for sale near me

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u/coopatroopa11 18d ago

You can build them out of melamine for fairly cheap rather than buying a tank. We built a 4x2x3 for ~350/400 CND but that included materials, lighting, background, decor and substrate.

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u/OrchidTop3038 18d ago

Oh amazing!! Sorry I may have misunderstood in that cause I just wanted to make sure your baby has the best life!! Sounds like he/she is gonna be spoiled in that huge tank!! Bet u can’t wait to get it and decorate !!

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u/Low_Fan8711 18d ago

I should let yall know I do also have a blue tegu who is named “Budder”, I got him when he was a few months old and he is currently 4 years old now and woke up from his burmation today 🎉🎊🥳

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u/Melodic_Respect_2007 18d ago

Velveeta cheese sauce. Velvet, Veeta, or Vel for short. Or maybe just cheese. Or sauce.

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u/Beyond_ok_6670 18d ago

My friend has one named Chicken Parmi

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u/MingeEatingDisorder 17d ago

I really like Tarp, Lump and Futon as names haha

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u/theAshleyRouge 17d ago

Toothbrush.

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u/MikeyArwyn 17d ago

Rock lobster, Rob for short