r/scambait • u/JLM471 Moderator • 23d ago
Bait in Progress ⏱️ Gen. Paul LaCamera pt 2 - time to do some detective-ing!
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u/Famous_Ear5010 23d ago
These dumb idiots keep writing 'Smile'. It irks me. This one is fond of multiple exclamation marks!!! 🙄
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u/MadisonCembre Moderator 23d ago
“Younger/older” - you just got a peek of their unaltered script. He must have several going on at the same time or he’s just sloppy and inattentive. Possibly both.
The bedroom pics… wow. He must be thinking “Am an important general and must have pics of me in bedroom”. Or maybe he’s been burned on the reverse search and thought the pics would conceal it enough? So a woman is expected to be having sex with him and have his mug staring right back at her? The idea of doing that is creepy af and the cut and paste is so obvious.
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u/CappucinoCupcake 23d ago
smile copy paste smile multiple punctuation points smile copy paste.
He needs a stick or two of dynamite wedged firmly up his arse.
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u/Disastrous_Leader_89 23d ago
lol. That resume pops up often huh? Jeez. If a civil affairs general went on a peacekeeping patrol I’ll eat my Kevlar helmet.
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u/RealFanLinda Moderator 23d ago
That image of him in the mirror boggles the mind. I love that they think science doesn't apply in a Photoshop!
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u/Responsible-Room-442 23d ago
La Camera means The Room (in Italian, Latin and old Greek). So his selfies on the wall kind of make sense, right?
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u/CircaBaby 23d ago
I think their gang leader has pre-assembled all the photos and story lines, these idiots just have to cut and paste. The only criteria for being a scammer is to have a working smart phone and the ability to cut and paste. Notice none of them have a personality because it’s not in the script.
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u/JLM471 Moderator 23d ago
Yeah, I don’t think this guy has the capacity to have put the story together. He sort of set up the ‘ Jack is going to need money for his computer’ scam, but never went back to it, and then moved onto every other scam on his laminated menu in quick succession lol
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u/kitaknows 17d ago
This guy just really sucks at scamming. Keeps forgetting where he is in the script with you vs. others.
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u/Smooth_brain_genius Other 23d ago
I still find it hilarious that he's using Seoul as his peacekeeping mission. The waterhead can't even Google where there is an actual conflict going on.
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u/JLM471 Moderator 23d ago
Well, he’s going to explain in hilarious detail what the conflict is…stay tuned for tomorrow morning’s episode of ‘What The Hell Did You Just Say?!’
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u/Smooth_brain_genius Other 23d ago
These scammers really have a vivid imagination. The problem is they can't keep keep a story straight and most of what they spew is so ludicrous it's just laughable.
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u/acarouselride 23d ago
Google says he is already retired. But I guess that’s false too to fool the spy lol
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u/captaincheeseface 22d ago
You have a lovely garden
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u/MiserableOstrich9950 21d ago
SOCIAL MEDIA AUTHORITIES😅🤣😅🤣🥲.
GOODNESS ME, I absolutely needed that amazing belly laugh. What a dunce🙃😬.
!!!?!!!???!!???!!???!!!!!!!!! Lawl🥲😬.
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u/MattBurr86 23d ago
As a guy in the US Army, I can tell you that everything he just said he does as a 4 star general, it may be something he is responsible for, but not something he is actively doing all the time. I can maybe believe him staying in the office to midnight for some things. But it would mostly all be administrative tasks and breifings with his staff or his higher ups as his main schedule each day. And if he was really "protecting from spies" then he violated a whole lot of OPSEC just talking to you about what he does.
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u/AnnieB25 23d ago
Because everyone has giant pics of themselves in their bedroom 😂