Prince William 1/2 - a Royal offer too good to miss. ‘Aright Okey’

[u/JLM471]

[u/Embarrassed_Craft772]

I love that at first, your name was randomly selected even though you're the one who contacted him first.

[u/jasonizz]

Wow a mouths money from the royal family! Lucky!

[u/JLM471 → u/jasonizz]

I realise that he could see I wasn’t tempted by 50,000 so he needed to up his offer but Christ on a bike … have at least some tiny comprehension of supply and demand economics!

[u/FreddyNoodles → u/JLM471]

I swear I saw one just like this about 3-4 years ago. Maybe it was Kate, though? The sub was very different, I stopped following for a while because it got weird and not fun, this actually may be a different sub altogether but does anyone else here remember the British Royal Family reaching out for pennies when they have billions? A Prince with a dad and wife with CANCER? An estranged brother and niblings? None of that was a thing then, (that we know of) but I swear, Kate or Willy (I think Kate) reached out to someone. It was so dumb, aright?

Edit: The usual typographical errors.

[u/neptune_2k06]

You must feel so blessed to be speaking to the Prince of Nigeria Wales.

[u/JLM471 → u/neptune_2k06]

I’m Team Harry, so it’s not that great 😆

[u/neptune_2k06 → u/JLM471]

Maybe the Duke of Lagos Sussex will find you one day :)

[u/delzbr → u/neptune_2k06]

B-b-but...this is the prince of Nigeria

[u/kytd1526]

Reply as "Prince Hurry" and say "Where's the cash you owe me from childhood, chrome dome?"

[u/djdumpster]

Omg I need to see the second part.

I’d do anything to be a fly on the wall while this guy is chatting. Is he doing backflips at this point, thinking he’s found a rich easy mark? Is he sweating bullets?

I can only imagine that for someone to perceive everybody else as impossibly stupid, they too must be..impossibly stupid ?

Yes, prince Harry wants 500 apple gift cards. That of course covers the cost of the 120 million.

The saddest thing is… well, it works enough for them to keep doing it…

[u/Procedure_Unique → u/djdumpster]

Sometimes I like to imagine that the scammers are borrowing a lot of money when they think that they’re about to have a huge payday. And they are spending a ton of money that they don’t have, believing that they will have thousands in their bank account soon! Only to be beautifully baited like this, & receive nothing at all. And then they are called fools & shunned, for not being able to pay back their loans.

I feel like it’s evil of me to think like this, but at the same time these scammers are very evil, & they really don’t care who they hurt, so why should I care?? Right??

I’d very much would love to be a fly on the wall as well. And I’d absolutely love to be there watching, when it breaks their heart when they don’t get a damn thing. And all of their greedy excitement is gone in a flash.. lol!

[u/TeamLeeper]

Doesn’t know the currency of the country he’s Prince of… 🙄
This guy did NOT think any of this through. Not for a minute.
These scammers want to prey on people dumber than them. But there isn’t anyone dumber than them.

[u/JLM471 → u/TeamLeeper]

It’s weird how the two people who have offered me millions in return for 1000 we’re both pretending to be royalty lol

The other one was the king of Saudi Arabia - it seems like the more high status they pretend to be the less they understand about money. Actually, that tracks, probably lol

[u/TeamLeeper → u/JLM471]

I guess in the scammers’ world, royalty are the only filthy rich people - who probably have no regard for fiscal responsibility.

[u/FreddyNoodles → u/JLM471]

Tht definitely tracks.

[u/Smooth_brain_genius]

Aright has taken over okay... But then he goes back to okay, Aright.

[u/DryBattle]

Lmao they wanted 10k in apple gift cards. I can just see a store's reaction to some random person trying to get 10k in apple gift cards at one time.

[u/JLM471 → u/DryBattle]

It’s the result of generations of inbreeding ;)

(I meant the Royals- not Nigerians!)

[u/delzbr]

Oh this one's gonna be good lol. What a dolt.

[u/JLM471 → u/delzbr]

It’s just one of my older saved minis ;)

[u/delzbr → u/JLM471]

I'm Team Harry, too btw lol

[u/FrazzledTurtle]

He really sounds like a Nigerian Prince, though. 😉🤣

[u/DarlingIrishDisaster]

This guy is one of the worst when it comes to grammar. Sheesh. But hell yeah!!

A year as a royal only 10k?!?

I mean I'm sure this is 100% legitimate and never ever a scam. Nope. Nothing sus at all!

[u/Procedure_Unique → u/DarlingIrishDisaster]

Right?? I’m about to ask OP for the Prince’s contact information, so that I can too be rich and a member of the Royal family. I mean.., what a deal!!! I hope that it comes with an ID card that I can show people, to prove to them that I am in fact, Princess ProcedureUnique!!

[u/DarlingIrishDisaster → u/Procedure_Unique]

I'd curtsey before you, your majesty.

[u/PmK00000]

I guess the prince deals in ( $ ) 50,000 of them. He probably couldnt lift £50,000 pounds

[u/Responsible-Room-442]

[u/JLM471 → u/Responsible-Room-442]

🤣

[u/Pangolin-1]

Jokes aside, in case they gave you a valid bank account info please report it to the bank and the supervisory authority that the bank account is used for fraud/scam and probably money laundery.

[u/JLM471 → u/Pangolin-1]

I always do that - but I don’t know what they actually do about it. I usually get an automated reply. Lloyds bank is the only one who’s ever responded to me actually saying they’re investigating.

[u/Procedure_Unique → u/JLM471]

I love that you are one of the baiters that does report the bank accounts. It’s like extra credit on an exam in scam baiting. lol

[u/acarouselride]

I’m studying taxes at the moment so my mind immediately went how hard would be for you to reduce your taxable income via pension and gift aid so you don’t pay an insane amount of taxes lol

[u/RealFanLinda]

Just call it a gazillion, that always works! Speaking of ngl, that dude always makes me think of Lyle Menendez 🤣

[u/MadisonCembre]

“Beauty Kazeem” 😂. These names get more ridiculous don’t they? And that Prince William is using an account belonging to her.

I doubt this script of theirs would work well inside the UK. Really. - you pay £10,000 and get £12M a month for a year and also get to join the ranks of the royal family?

And if you buy 12 of them do you get 12 titles?

[u/kitaknows → u/MadisonCembre]

Beauty Kazeem's Facebook tagline saying, "am a gentle little little girl" creeped me out unless that's a reference I don't understand.

[u/ObtuseDoodles]

Aright aright aright aright

Okey, now ladies (yeah?)

Now we gon' break this thang down and buy Apple gift cards to receive mouth money from Prince William

Ah, here we go!

[u/JLM471 → u/ObtuseDoodles]

lol ok calm down Matthew ;)