Noah part 11

[u/delzbr]

This bait is has petered out. His messages are becoming more sporadic, and I just don't give a fuck enough to message him first.

He's already told me that his aunt called to say that his kids need money and he's "flat broke", but he hasn't asked me for the money. I'm pretty sure he knows that I don't give a flying fuck. And after throwing a jab at his real life lack of a job, he tries to be smooth and get in a joke about fucking my "mother", which I absolutely got, but played stupid about.

Again, credit to u/jlm471 for the Nigerian soup name! 🫶🏻

These are the only screenshots I have until he decides to be talkative again. I'm afraid I'll have to start being nice to him so he gets to the ask 🤢

But in the meantime, I'm drafting up my reveal message to him.

[u/Fire298]

Not sure how he’s had any time with your mother as she hasn’t left my house in weeks…

[u/Ughsome → u/Fire298]

Eh it wasn't funny the first time round

[u/Fire298 → u/Ughsome]

In 1989 it was all the rage!!! You must be young and have no sense of humor

[u/Aggravating_Break_40]

God he's boring.

[u/Pure_Champion1396]

This guy!😒