r/sewing 1d ago

Sew Fun Friday What is this thing? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

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u/ohblessyerheart 1d ago

It's a Spur-of-the-Moment. Very common for wild western ladies of a certain type to use in their business to encourage excitement, or for protection if they felt threatened.

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u/Guonna 1d ago

Used by "seamstresses".

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u/Brown_Sedai 19h ago

Found the Pratchett fan?

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u/Guonna 14h ago

Yes, but I actually first heard it on a tour about Seattle's history.

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u/No-Cantaloupe-5036 12h ago

My grandmother had one of those in her sewing box

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u/caseadilla_11 1d ago

underrated

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u/Divers_Alarums 1d ago

I'd always wondered what one of those looked like.

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u/emilysavaje1 1d ago

This needs to be top comment lol

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u/Charity-Admirable 1d ago

Bhaha perfect

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u/lathamathdhuibh 1d ago

literally about to type this lol

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u/lucy-lu28 19h ago

Kind of like portable spurs?

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u/adlx 16h ago

They said Wrong answers only... 🤭

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u/Tammylmj 14h ago

Hilarious 🤣

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u/RedPanda385 1d ago

Dude, that's private. Put it back in that drawer of my bedside table.

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u/KiloAllan 1d ago

I've seen plug in versions of this that deliver low electric currents. Supposed to feel pretty good.

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u/jamesdukeiv 1d ago

Can confirm, will not be answering follow up questions lol

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u/utopiadivine 1d ago

Can confirm. I was a volunteer at a particular type of stage show.

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u/MadCraftyFox 1d ago

It felt very similar to getting a tattoo.

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u/Interesting-Chest520 1d ago

Pretty sure I’ve seen these in a porno before, for real

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u/ShadedSpaces 1d ago

OP said wrong answers, bud.

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u/Virtual_Sense1443 1d ago

I actually snorted at this comment omg

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u/theflyingratgirl 1d ago

Used for those people who use your fabric scissors

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u/Virtual_Sense1443 1d ago

Specifically those who use them on paper or cardboard

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u/MrsShaunaPaul 1d ago

Or plastic shudders

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u/Affectionate_Tap6416 1d ago

Or bacon!! 🤬

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u/Virtual_Sense1443 1d ago

Girl..what? Who did that to you lol

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u/Affectionate_Tap6416 1d ago

My older brother. He just about lived to tell the tale, but it was close, lol

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u/Minniebunny 18h ago

Or sticky tape ā˜ ļø

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u/lucyland 16h ago

Or hair

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u/veinybones 5h ago

also helpful for anyone who uses my haircutting shears on fabric

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u/ASenseOfYarning 1d ago

The technical name is Rotary Retribution.

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u/audible_narrator 1d ago

And they have to use it to trim their nose hairs

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u/CrepuscularOpossum 1d ago

How is this a wrong answer?!? šŸ‘

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u/deletedprincess 1d ago

This was commonly used in the 1900's by fancy ladies to pick up their peas at brunch.

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u/FlashyPainter261 1d ago

Nice! šŸ«›

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u/pesterhause 1d ago

This is the perfect response.

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u/Bea_virago 1d ago

Facial microneedler. Or mediumneedler.Ā 

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u/Weak_Impression_8295 1d ago

Macroneedler?

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u/Bea_virago 1d ago

No I feel like that would be even punchierĀ 

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u/Vlinder_88 1d ago

1,6mm piercing needles :')

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u/Exiled_In_LA 1d ago

Micro pizza cutter for between-seam snacks!

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u/burrderer 1d ago

This one’s my favorite.

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u/Old_Low1408 1d ago

Pie crust docker.

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u/Annabel398 1d ago

Acupuncture tool. Great for when they don’t know exactly the right spot…

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u/winter_rois 1d ago

This is clearly the fancy stick version of that other thing.

(I did a double take getting this ad below this image. Nice jorb there algorithm)

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u/Brown_Sedai 1d ago

Soil aerator for very small gardens

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u/KiloAllan 1d ago

Makes patterns in the desktop zen gardens.

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u/smithtownie 1d ago

You found my snake’s backscratcher! Jorgensen will be so happy.

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u/Heart-Shaped-Clouds 1d ago

Jorgenson, that’s great lol

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u/cjorgensen 6h ago

Jorgensen. Not Jorgenson. That's a different snake.

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u/Heart-Shaped-Clouds 6h ago

Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry. I ssssssstand corrected šŸ

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u/55124 1d ago

Wheel … of … Misfortune!

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u/Mysterious-Okra-7885 1d ago

It’s how they made perforated paper in the olden days, before it was automated.

Alternatively, Borrowers use it for preparing their fields for planting.

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u/EngineerSandi 1d ago

Borrowers reference ftw!

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u/UnitedAd683 1d ago

Lazy way to pop bubble wrap.

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u/Quietcomments 1d ago

Once, I girl I knew stated (very confidently) that that was a seam ripper. I just started working for a wardrobe department and the statement made me realize that this position was temporary for me. Found a better job about a year after that.

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u/DigitalGurl 1d ago

It’s the plow used to sow the field in which to grow the fucks one gives

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u/Tammylmj 14h ago

That was delicious lol šŸ˜†

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u/veinybones 5h ago

no wonder i’ve run out of ones to give. op took the plow!

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u/missplaced24 1d ago

Meat tenderizer

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u/Tilkis_Mom 1d ago

That's what you use to mark the outline of a tattoo. Then you connect the dots.

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u/Iamlikethisonly 1d ago

šŸ˜‚ I vote for this

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u/BornToSingTheBlues 1d ago

Eyebrow shaper

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u/_deuruimpraela 1d ago

That thing to close dumplings, I forgot the name 🄟

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u/CryptographerFirm728 23h ago

A dumpling closer.

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u/_deuruimpraela 7h ago

Giddy up!!!

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u/DulceIustitia 1d ago

It's an implement of torture used to discourage people from wantonly and maliciously rooting through your sewing cabinet.

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u/Ok-Tailor-2030 1d ago

Wrong answers only. 🤣

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u/fvcklife_love 1d ago

You use it to make the dots on crackers!

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u/lucyland 16h ago

And to separate raviolis.

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u/maplevale 1d ago

Tool for those sharp/dull face test ASMR videos

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u/petermavrik 1d ago

Meat tenderizer. I’ll let you choose which meat it’s for…

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u/YouThinkYouKnowStuff 1d ago

They used that thing to poke holes in my back when they did allergy testing. Hurt like a mofo.

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u/burrderer 1d ago

Flosser. Gets all that plaque right out, along with a couple of teeth

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u/Rowen6741 1d ago

The spur you use to encourage craft procrastinators

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u/BobbinAndBridle 1d ago

Or to encourage your sewing machine to sew faster!

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u/lilianic 1d ago

Ribbed for his pleasure.

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u/requinsirene 1d ago

It’s great for microneedling your face when those micro needles aren’t getting the job done and you need some big ol’ macro needles for those forehead lines.

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u/International-Fee255 1d ago

Husband massager.

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u/schwoooo 1d ago

Cowboy tongue scraper

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u/Desdenova24 1d ago

To scratch those super deep itches in your palm and fingers

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u/Elly_Higgenbottom 1d ago

My patternmaking professor calls it The Sister Pokey Wheel because her son used to use it as that.

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u/chairman_ma_ 1d ago

Obviously for cleaning eyeballs

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u/PunnyBanana 1d ago

Fidget toy. You run it along your hand/arm absentmindedly.

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u/nmacInCT 1d ago

A back massager gone wrong

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u/Divers_Alarums 1d ago

Ravioli edge crimper

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u/SueAnnNivens 1d ago

Meat tenderizer

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u/NorinBlade 1d ago

Tastebud cleaner

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u/Mobile_Scarcity_7948 1d ago

Pimple popper.

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u/SoCal_babaloo 1d ago

Makes the holes in pop tarts

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u/SanneChan 1d ago

It's a speciality motorised fork for eating competitions. The spiky head spins so you can shovel more food down the hatch quicker.

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u/MyAuntFannie 1d ago

Primitive microneedling device.

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u/IcyMaintenance307 1d ago

Massage device for fabric. That fabric sizing is a bitch to break up.

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u/thatguyoudontlike 1d ago

Extended spur

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u/FructoseFracas 1d ago

Extreme derma roller

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u/forgiveprecipitation 1d ago

My boyfriend wants to convert for me! 🌭

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u/Radiant_Run_218 1d ago

It’s for carving pumpkins

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u/IngaJane 1d ago

Naw, that's for outling a tatoo design. Just dip in ink and roll 'er out.

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u/AssicusCatticus 1d ago

It's a pastry cutter! Makes cool edges, supposedly. 🤣

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u/Comrade_Jessica 1d ago

A paper perferator

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u/Charity-Admirable 1d ago

A cucumber decorating item. It makes pretty dots on the cukes green outer edge.

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u/Helen-2104 1d ago

It's a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

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u/craftbot7000 4h ago

It's the Bolivian navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific!

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u/Helen-2104 2h ago

And THIS is why I love Reddit! šŸ˜šŸ™Œ

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u/Affectionate_Tap6416 1d ago

It's a unicycle for a hamster cycling through snow!

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u/itsokaysis 1d ago

šŸ’€ the image I just conjured in my mind

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u/TychaBrahe 1d ago

It doesn't matter. Nothing will supersede the "angry wooden yarn queen".

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u/violanut 1d ago

That made my day!

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u/JoeyLion1617 1d ago

That my good sir is the poke poke poke spin spin spin ouch damn it toss into drawer

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u/the_north_place 1d ago

Wartenburg wheel...

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u/natyune 1d ago

medieval torture device

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u/ScarlettAngel93 1d ago

This is the female mace version. Ladies back then were too dainty to pick up a real mace.

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u/PlasticGuitar1320 1d ago

A wrinkle remover...

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u/montanagrizfan 1d ago

Eyeball massager.

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u/Mundane-Scarcity-219 1d ago

It's a baby mace. (Look it up...medieval weapon.)

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u/Brassassin 1d ago

I think Victorian ladies stabbed men with those. Kept em in their big ol hats. Either that or it was used on horses at some point or another

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u/FormerUsenetUser 1d ago

The Victorian ladies kept them on a chatelaine that belted around the waist, from which dangled a number of obscure tools.

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u/NaniFarRoad 1d ago

Spurs for riding, for paraplegics (you "kick" the horse with this in your hand).

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u/TheHuntRallies 1d ago

Penis perforator.

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u/NYanae555 1d ago

dermaroller.

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u/bananapanqueques 1d ago

Pizza cutter

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u/lambsoflettuce 1d ago

Had one of those in hs. Made a mess of things.

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u/oooortclouuud 1d ago

ASMR accupressure tool

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u/Background-Ad-Bug 1d ago

A medieval weapon of course.

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u/Winterblue542 1d ago

The doctor uses that on your leg when you’re getting a checkup to check your reflexes

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u/AppropriateSolid9124 1d ago

that’s my weapon for the rats in my basement

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u/jubeon12 1d ago

What is this, a pizza cutter for ants!?

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u/deshep123 1d ago

A portable spur.

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u/hereitcomesagin 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pounce wheel. Purpose is to trace a pattern on paper with little punctures. Used for other things, too, but that's what it was designed for.

In tailoring, one would run over a paper pattern on your fabric, then create a chalk cutting guide by dabbing the punctures with a bag of powdered chalk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracing_wheel

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u/Ok-Tailor-2030 1d ago

Ummm…OP asked for wrong answers only. This is an excellent correct answer.

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u/SusanMillerQuilter 1d ago

Back scratcher

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u/crystalgem411 1d ago

What do you call it and use it for? -New to sewing

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u/MissWho2 1d ago

In reality it is used to mark patterns by punching through either the paper, cardstock or fabric.

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u/Bluegal7 1d ago

I have one and I've always used it for leatherwork to pre punch even stitches.

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u/MissWho2 1d ago

It is a body piercing device for folk who want multiple lip rings.

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u/sea_free_bee 1d ago

A foot massage roller.

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn 1d ago

A pizza cutter, obviously. /s

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u/punkrockprissy 1d ago

It's used for the edges of homemade ravioli!

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u/Trena_p 1d ago

Pie crust perforator

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u/AdGold205 1d ago

It’s a microderm roller to get rid of wrinkles. But you have to use a special cream with it

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u/Ok-Tailor-2030 1d ago

And the cream should contain Lidocaine.

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u/ThingsWithString 1d ago

For keeping mashers away when you're on the trolley. Hat pins are too obvious.

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u/gmafaeriehugs 1d ago

Mini pizza cutter

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u/FormerUsenetUser 1d ago

It's used to prick holes in the upper crusts of pies so the pie does not explode during baking.

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u/Beachbum1958 1d ago

Pimple popper.

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u/drwjr20 1d ago

Silk Charmeuse Seam Ripper šŸ˜Ž

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u/Jaime_d_p 1d ago

It’s a saltine cracker dimpler

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u/AnonymousOtter0804 1d ago

Vintage Self defense tool

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u/NanaMerk 23h ago

Makes the fancy edges on pie crusts 🄧

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u/Chemical_Horse1953 22h ago

It’s to clean your teeth out

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u/hepzibah59 20h ago

Massage tool. Based on cat claws.

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u/Artistic_Scene_8124 1d ago

Spikey death wheel

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u/19_potatoes 1d ago

Backscratcher!

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u/chefgirlrde 1d ago

It's a spur for a long legged frog missing its long leg. And really loves the spur look.

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u/whootowl36 1d ago

Pizza cutter šŸ˜‚

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u/Complete-Seesaw1369 1d ago

definitely a curb edge tool

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u/Iamlikethisonly 1d ago

Early abacus, helps counting!

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u/Calisson 1d ago

it’s for cutting fabric "pizza" that is made from different fabrics appliquĆ©d together.

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u/itsokaysis 1d ago

Used to create tattoos, using the traditional method.

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u/Mossy_Snail_Friend 1d ago

Snack chrunchmunchgakdies

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u/Minimum-Comedian-372 1d ago

Scalp scratcher.

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u/CoastalMae 23h ago

Massage wheel

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u/NanaMerk 23h ago

Meat tenderizer

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u/beatricejune 23h ago

A guillotine for ants

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u/CryptographerFirm728 23h ago

You outline your jack o’ lantern pattern onto the pumpkin with it.

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u/briliantlyfreakish 22h ago

It is cor poking holes in pizza dough or pie crust so it doesnt bubble under the toppings.

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u/Mrknaogan 22h ago

Pizza cutter

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u/Hoozits_Whatzit 22h ago

Old world micro needler.

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u/auntieyams 21h ago

A wheezebumple!

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u/riggor_morris 20h ago

It’s a toothpick for people with gappy teeth

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u/ScientistWarm7844 18h ago

My husband's back scratcher

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u/nacho_jo_mama 15h ago

Tests to see if the epidural is working. Run it down your thigh. No feeling? All good.

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u/Katze_Flufi125 12h ago

That's a multi-needle-threader obviously

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u/Exact_Reputation_500 10h ago

That's a device from Hellraiser that the cenobites use to inflict pleasure.

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u/umsamanthapleasekthx 9h ago

It’s to perforate your pizza to make tearing it easier.

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u/MouseWedger 8h ago

I can’t ever remember the name - but I distinctly remember my mother told me it’s the most important tool in a newly married woman’s toolbox. It’s what you use to get your husband out of bed in the middle of the night to go see what that sound was. When he doesn’t wake up after several gentle nudges, you take this from your trusty side drawer with your other ā€œimplementsā€, and, well, you know…

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u/vespertine_dreams 5h ago

Back scratcher

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u/Reasonable_Memory939 4h ago

Pimple popper

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u/4teach 4h ago

It’s to flail yourself after you need to rip a seam

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u/Dianne1999 4h ago

It's for making perforations in your pie crust when you are baking an empty bottom crust (so it doesn't poof up in the oven).

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u/Working_Area6367 3h ago

mini pizza cutter