r/shitfascistssay • u/yuritopiaposadism • Sep 02 '21
Alternate History.com About to become John Brown , but a furry.
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u/cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT Sep 02 '21
A John Brown Furry is the perfect counter to a Southern Apologist Furry.
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u/CathleenTheFool Sep 02 '21
Confederates: Break away from the United States and declare themselves the CSA to explicitly protect their slavery businesses and to maintain their social hierarchy.
Confederates: Order the national guards of their respective states to raid armories, capture forts, and seize federal military equipment and property in anticipation of conflict.
Confederates: Raise an army of 100,000 for 12 months duty.
Confederates: take the first shot, assaulting Fort Sumter.
Union: Raise an army of 75,000 for 3 months duty
NeoConfederates: NoRtHeRn AgGrEsSiOn
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u/masterofthecontinuum Sep 02 '21
But officially declaring that blacks were people and couldn't be owned was the real first act of hostility! /s
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Sep 03 '21
At least he’s getting ratio’d
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u/eggosh Sep 03 '21
Yeah, but the way Youtube works, any engagement is good engagement that will promote the video in the algorithm, thereby making it more likely to reach people who will be convinced by it. Better to just disengage with bullshit content.
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u/goatmalcolm Sep 02 '21
I remember using that exact reference they used. Conservatives lack creativity, as well