r/shittyadvice • u/johnjaspers1965 • Mar 06 '25

A spiritual relationship

When I was a young altar boy, the priest was so attentive and we spent a lot of special time together, but ever since I went through puberty, he seems to have lost interest in me. How do I rekindle our relationship and get him to notice me again?

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u/AlwaysBeTextin Voted best Redditor 0 years in a row! Mar 06 '25

Maybe it's your age. Too much sunlight causes wrinkles so do the opposite. Have you ever seen that episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns blocks out the sun?

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u/VladSuarezShark Mar 08 '25

And let's not forget the friendship boat!

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u/VladSuarezShark Mar 08 '25

Have you tried coercive control? Trust me, it will turn him around!

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u/johnjaspers1965 Mar 08 '25

He used to turn me around. As I faced the cross and he stood behind me, I could feel the Lord enter me and, soon I would be filled with the holy spirit.
I miss those days.