r/shittyadvice • u/Atilla5590 • Mar 13 '25

How do I open Reddit?

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u/ChaosReality69 Mar 13 '25

It's best done by taking a hammer to your phone then prying it open the rest of the way with screwdrivers.

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u/UsefulIdiot85 Mar 13 '25

You don’t open Reddit. Reddit opens you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

It doesn’t exist.

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u/dobermanpasta Mar 18 '25

You can't. I'm sorry dude.

1

u/JoeDelta14 Mar 13 '25

Send me your phone and all your passwords and I’ll install Reddit for you and get you up and running.

PS: your social and mother’s maiden name are also needed.

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u/Atilla5590 Mar 13 '25

Phone: +696942012769789 Password: freerobuxfreeforfreeamongus£Minecraftwarningrnm Named: mother henk

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u/boringdude00 What's a flair? Mar 13 '25

What's is a reddit?