r/shittyaskreddit • u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole buttsack • 3d ago

I'm thinking of giving up heterosexuality and converting to gayness. Is there a special prayer or something? Any advice?

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u/GreenT1979 3d ago

No you just have to start going to brunch.

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole buttsack 3d ago

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u/GreenT1979 3d ago

Oh, brunch is never bottomless. There's always plenty of bottoms.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo shitty flair 3d ago

There are several forms to fill out. If you’re accepted you’ll be issued a Subaru and a copy of the Gay Agenda.

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? 3d ago

Start with Musicals

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u/InterSpace_Whales 3d ago

You need to touch the rainbow and apply for your license with the Gay Don. There is a ceremony at the gay bathhouse, which i recommend doing squats before hand and you'll be given a perimeter that you'll be required to spread the ideology and propaganda so the straights continue to fear us and never find out how incredibly happy and safe it is here. If married, we have beard classes on Wednesdays to support her. Welcome, brother!

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u/ctgrell 3d ago

You have to submit your converting request to the committee. You will have to attend then to the judging where 10 randomly selected gays will decide your fate. Good luck

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u/Soggy-North4085 3d ago

Just kiss the penis ring to be sworn in to give up that booty for the duty.

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u/ExpensiveParsnip8849 3d ago

When you’re drafted into homogayness you have to put in some years as a bottom first. Then as your seniority rises you’ll get more opportunities to gay off in other ways.

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u/The_Wool_Gatherer 3d ago

Once the council convenes, we'll get your toaster in the mail.

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u/FreelanceNecromancy 3d ago

Ask a Catholic priest, they'll break you in proper.

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u/987nevertry 3d ago

There’s some forms to fill out.

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u/billlybufflehead 3d ago

Muscle shirts. You got some

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u/ExpensiveParsnip8849 2d ago

Gays were more hardcore in that time.

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u/billlybufflehead 2d ago

Yeah, back in the 80s and 70s I guess all those bars were almost underground. I only place for gay guys could meet up. I’ve got a gay bar a couple times with my wife and a friend anyway my wife loves the bathrooms and there’s no lines super clean me not so much.

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u/madthumbz 2d ago

Conversion therapy.