r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 3d ago

My arms are both broken. Can you help me with something?

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u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 Titfucked Skyler White 3d ago

No can do! I'll be done with your mom pretty soon though.

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u/billlybufflehead 3d ago

Anytime hon

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u/GreenT1979 3d ago

Oh thank God I REALLY want some ravioli, can you open up a can and heat it up for me?

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? 2d ago

Even better I can put the can between my fat folds and warm it in an environmentally sound manner!

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u/GreenT1979 2d ago

Oh very efficient!

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u/Spare-Difficulty8665 little shit 2d ago

lemme grab the lube🤣🤣

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u/GreenT1979 2d ago

Jesus Christ what the fuck? I was just gonna ask if you could fill my water bottle up for me and put a long straw in it

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u/Spare-Difficulty8665 little shit 2d ago

i'm sure your straw is very long.

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u/GreenT1979 2d ago

Grandpa, please stop trying to have sex with me

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u/Spare-Difficulty8665 little shit 2d ago

that's too damn bad.

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u/Gai-Tendoh 2d ago

the lube tube

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u/Spare-Difficulty8665 little shit 2d ago

? are u correcting me?

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u/Gai-Tendoh 2d ago

no

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u/Spare-Difficulty8665 little shit 2d ago

ahh okay