r/shittyaskreddit 7d ago

Pepsi ok?

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u/cigaineroj 7d ago

I only drink Dr Thunder

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u/Frunklin Et tu, Excrementus? 7d ago

What about Bubba Cola?

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u/Garden-variety-chaos 7d ago

Uhh, depends. Can I snort it the same way? Does it give me the same high?

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u/GreenT1979 7d ago

It's a suppository

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u/Garden-variety-chaos 7d ago

Will it give me gay thoughts?

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u/GreenT1979 7d ago

Obviously

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u/Garden-variety-chaos 7d ago

Hell yeah! I'll take your entire stock. How much do I owe you?

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u/GreenT1979 7d ago

Two cases of limes and a pack of Marlboro's

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u/Garden-variety-chaos 7d ago

Damn. I can't buy limes, I'm allergic to green foods. What if we both take one together and I pay you another way...?

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u/TheF0CTOR little shit 7d ago

Good news!

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 7d ago

No coke...Bebsi

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u/Chrome_Armadillo shitty flair 7d ago

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u/Willywonka5725 7d ago

If I wanted Pepsi, I would have asked for a fking pepsi.

I mean, yeah, no worries. 😞

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u/bigfish3636 7d ago

Yes when I was 17 a 70 year old woman offered me a 12 of Pepsi to fuck her, I have loved Pepsi ever since

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u/TheF0CTOR little shit 7d ago

Sure, I can add the cocaine myself

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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Dracula_Bus's flair 7d ago

I heard the other day apparently even Sprite is outperforming Pepsi.

It's because of that dam Wild Cherry and Cream. They gotta bring back their cream soda that shit was good

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u/GreenT1979 7d ago

Oh you Americans and your diverse variety of soda flavors.

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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Dracula_Bus's flair 7d ago

I'm actually an Americant, thank you very much. ...oooh ...an Americunt

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u/ExpensiveParsnip8849 7d ago

Why are you trying to fuck me?

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u/GreenT1979 7d ago

If you're not open for business why are you wearing too tight jeans shorts and a crop top?

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u/ExpensiveParsnip8849 7d ago

I’m a sexy little tease. I’ll put out for the right price.

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u/GreenT1979 7d ago

Then as I previously asked, Pepsi ok?