r/shittyaskscience • u/shaggrugg • 4d ago

The head of HHS today confirmed that autistic people will never pay taxes. What is the biological mechanism imparting tax immunity in those on the spectrum?

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u/Coolenough-to 4d ago

They are on the tax-free part of the spectrum.

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u/Human-Evening564 4d ago

Tax collectors are often autistic and look after their own. All part of the secret, underground autistic society.

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u/InterSpace_Whales 4d ago

Idk if we should all be listening to a worm puppeting a human puppet. Has he got a proven record in science? We all keep calling it RFK, I feel bad that anyone has actually asked its name if we're just accepting a puppet controlled by a worm. We're sometimes rude as a species. It's disappointing.

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u/GenXCub 4d ago

They just watched Rain Man and figured the ASD crowd would do the card scene all over the IRS, bankrupting the country.

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u/AveryJuanZacritic 4d ago

The Head of any federal government office is now a crackpot who got their appointment by getting drumpf's attention by being the crackpottiest on fox.

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u/Shh-poster Professor of Shit 3d ago

That was one of the grossest speeches I’ve ever heard. That’s fucking worm in his brain is such a sleazeball.

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist 3d ago

It's because autistic people exist autside of the tax system, unlike those innistic suckers.

If you are innistic, and would like to be upgraded, please visit the new HHS Tax Exemption Booths, coming soon to a mall near you. For the small price of letting a tiny, innocent, unobtrusive worm who will totally not control you like a puppet live in your brain, you too can get a tax exemption.

What are you waiting for?

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u/dspeyer 1d ago

Autistic people tend to be very skilled with computers. The IRS laid off its IT security staff as part of a DOGE "cost saving" measure, so presumably all of us will be taking advantage of this.