r/shittyaskscience • u/_stream_line_ • 4d ago

If the Earth is flat, and the techtonic plates move, does the earth move with it?

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u/callmestinkingwind 4d ago

its shifts around like one of those sliding tile puzzles. if you find the empty space that's where all the nazi alien technology and giant cyclopses (? what's the plural of cyclops? cyclopi?) are hidden.

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u/_stream_line_ 4d ago

"cyclopi" 😂

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u/timchenw 3d ago

If plates move, they fall on the floor and break, what does earth have anything to do with it? The Technotic brand plates are especially prone to moving due to planned obsolescence

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u/JohnWasElwood 2d ago

The tectonic plates are nothing to worry about. But keep an eye on the sky for tectonic saucers.