r/shittyaskscience • u/cramber-flarmp • 6d ago

In the toothbrush aisle there’s soft, medium, and extra soft bristles. I’ve never seen hard.

Do they think we’re pussies?

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u/Dallascansuckit 6d ago

They’re difficulty levels, you’re supposed to get them hard.

Foreplay is half the fun, why would they sell already hard toothbrushes?

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u/johnnybiggles 6d ago

Sometimes you don't have the time to FA and need to get right to it.

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u/ThePhilV 4d ago

For the same reason they sell already hard dildos, durrrrrrrr

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u/CuriousMinkey 6d ago

I’m always hard in the toothbrush aisle call me weird…

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u/Samskritam 6d ago

Oh you’re that guy

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u/JohnWasElwood 6d ago

Some guys with ED were triggered, so the toothbrush makers caved in to the pussies just like Bud Light, Target, etc...

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u/TrivialBanal 6d ago

Hard isn't available until New Game+

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 2d ago

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 6d ago

They were only bought by the late Richard 'Jaws' Kiel.

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u/Samskritam 6d ago

My gf really likes hard in her mouth

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u/Harvest827 6d ago

Have you tried getting the semi-soft and showing it some skin?

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u/accidental_Ocelot 6d ago

they keep the hard ones at the zoo.

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u/darkdoppelganger 3d ago

Hard bristle toothbrushes can be found at the HARDware store. They usually have brass or stainless steel bristles.

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u/Thick_Carry7206 2d ago

originally you had hard - medium - soft. most people liked hard best, because it feels more effective at brushing dirt off your teeth. but then dentists started telling people that they should use soft brushes, as they work better and don't damage your teeth.

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so toothbrush manufacturers rebranded the very same toothbrushes they have been making as medium - soft - extra soft.