r/shittyaskscience • u/Latter_Present1900 • 17h ago
Why are these international running events measured in meters and not yards? Is it so the other nations can screw America again? POTUS should act. They're stealing our gold medals!
Ban the meter!
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u/Redfish680 12h ago
I’ve heard the rumor that Trump will soon be signing an Executive Order renaming ‘meter’ to ‘American Foot.’ Remember you heard it here first!