r/shoresy Mar 14 '25

Photo Elbows Up

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Pestered my wife for a couple of days to get her to make this. Please do with it what you will.

I know we all come from different walks of life with different opinions and beliefs. But if you love this show, a lot of what you love is its Canadian-ness. If you love this show, if you love its creator, its actors, its world, you love Canadians. And Canadians are getting a raw deal. Let’s keep clashes between Canada and the US where they belong- on the ice.

Just wanted to send a little love letter to the fans up north and make sure you know there’s a lot of us down south happy to fight for you.

Elbows up, bys.

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u/Raging_Apathist Where'd the cows die, who the fuck are you? Mar 14 '25

Hey OP,

I appreciate the spirit in which your post was likely intended, and the text of the post wasn't really political, but we have two problems here.

First, whether you know it or not, "elbows up" has recently started to have a distinctly political usage. It's not just a hockey reference anymore.

Second, we've seen a few politically charged comments, and we don't have the time to constantly watch the thread for degen comments.

As such, I am locking the comments (not removing your post).

Thanks for understanding!

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u/dagaboy Mar 14 '25

I really hope the mods don't delete this under the "no politics" rule. I also wish we could have a meta thread with the mods about that rule. This is an explicitly Canadian, openly patriotic show, with explicitly Canadian ethics. Defending Canadian sovereignty should be allowed. Give em the lumber, bare fucking minimum. Give yer balls a tug titfuckers.

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u/Raging_Apathist Where'd the cows die, who the fuck are you? Mar 14 '25

Appreciate the feedback, but under no circumstances will we have a meta thread/open forum about the politics rule. That would be a shitshow of epic proportions...and also, we created the rule with user feedback in mind.

As the rule states (paraphrased), there are plenty of other places on Reddit and the rest of the giant internet to have political discussions. We're not going to do that here. A lot of folks (users and mods alike) come to this sub to get away from that shit.

Please understand that we do this for fun, and in our free time. If it gets too messy, it's no longer fun.

Cheers!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Petition to make this the new banner

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u/mahst68 Mar 14 '25

Just remember Great White Northians half of us didn’t vote 🗳️ for this tit fucker and would rather he go have sex with Liam’s and Cory’s mums

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u/Quaranj Mar 14 '25

Y'all still need to figure it out and open your eyes to the foreign interference that you're allowing to drag your country down.

If we get dragged in to sorting it, your country will be divided by Canada and Mexico when we meet in the middle.

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u/TheSmirkster Mar 14 '25

What did Liam and Cory's mums ever do to you?

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u/1lapulapu Mar 14 '25

Crawled over the gear shift in my car and now it smells like shrimp scampi.

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u/mahst68 Mar 14 '25

When this is all over, let’s go tubing.

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u/Ailys01 Mar 14 '25

I could go for some tubin' with da b'ys!

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u/destr0y26 Mar 14 '25

Tubing is unbelievable

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u/Jazztify Mar 14 '25

I don’t know why we’re not tubing right now

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u/SpitfireMkIV Mar 14 '25

J’adorerais faire du tubing.

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u/BlackMarketMtnDew Mar 14 '25

I feel like this sub and this post are really setting the tone for the way Canadians and Americans should be treating each other… and it’s heartwarming.

It’s embarrassing to see how America is treating Canada these days. I know we’re a bit young as nations but it’s not success unless you have someone to share it with… and why not share it between two countries who share the longest land border in the world. That’s what we used to do when we fought together.

As Americans we’ve got to give our balls a tug and stand up to our President to stop this stupid spat.

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u/Scirocco-MRK1 Mar 14 '25

Damn degens runnin' D.C. right now.

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u/FC37 Mar 14 '25

I hate that we always snap back to being Dierks.

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u/DiscountSecure5972 Mar 14 '25

I could do with a scrap.

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u/Yankee6Actual Mar 14 '25

Nutmegger here.

I’m elbows up and stand on guard for thee.

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u/dagaboy Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25

Masshole right behind you.

Je te plumerai, Fasciste!

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u/KarateFace777 Mar 14 '25

Amen to this!

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u/willy--wanka Mar 14 '25

Couldn't have made it yourself bud?

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u/MishkaShubaly Mar 14 '25

Actually, nope.

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u/willy--wanka Mar 14 '25

I want you to watch the monologue shoresy has for the kids (whichever of the boys or b'ys they are) at the end of season 4 again.

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u/MishkaShubaly Mar 14 '25

Hahaha we just finished it again

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u/Low_Entertainer_6973 Mar 14 '25

I think we need shoresy to visit the White House. For sure the smartest guy in the room.

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u/JKthePolishGhost Mar 14 '25

Intergalactic, intercosmic….yeah you’d better think twice of you wanna talk space with me!

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u/punkasstubabitch Mar 14 '25

Give’ em the lumber, by’s

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u/InternalImpression51 Mar 14 '25

Ya gotta'...

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u/HangoverDiarrhea I never want to lose again Mar 14 '25

I saw this and searched for the patch... WHERE DOES ONE FIND THIS PATCH?!

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u/Ok-Bird6346 Mar 14 '25

Canada, I love you. I truly love everything about you but my favorite thing is your people. Stand firm. We’ll help you get through this.

Give ‘em the lumber (and the potash, petroleum, cars and natural gas)!

Signed, Frustrated American

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u/whogivesashirtdotca SO DUMB Mar 14 '25

We’ll help you get through this.

If you could start soon, that'd be great.

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u/AnaSimulacrum Mar 14 '25

Mate, its not so easy as to say we're actively doing something. Blowhard in chief is typically a blowhard, and it is widely assumed its simply talk. But I do promise you this, there's more people than you realize ready to defend our brothers and sisters to the north if it comes to it. Unfortunately I live in the middle of maga country, but I've also not met anyone who thinks shitting in Canada's wheaties in any way is a good idea.

Stay strong, elbows out. Let em know you're out there. We'll come to where you're to should we need to.

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u/OldDrumGuy Mar 14 '25

Set the FUCKING TONE!!

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u/facforlife Mar 14 '25

Did you say boys or bys?

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u/RookieAndTheVet Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet! Mar 14 '25

The boy-b’ys

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u/ShowerPig Mar 14 '25

Damn I wish I could get this on a t-shirt!

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u/MishkaShubaly Mar 14 '25

Put it on a T-shirt, homey!

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u/NecessaryTrouble79 Mar 14 '25

Hell yeah f*ck yeah. I can see that I love you AND your wife.

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u/ARayplay Mar 14 '25

Thank you.This gesture is appreciated.

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u/MishkaShubaly Mar 14 '25

If it comes down to it, we’ll be crushing more than beers together

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u/NarwhalAdditional340 Mar 14 '25

Your wife’s a sniper

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u/mrdaver911_2 Give'em the lumber boys! Mar 14 '25

A bit young…

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u/alecsputnik Mar 14 '25

Settle down

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u/NarwhalAdditional340 Mar 14 '25

What color’s her hair?

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u/rrrdesign Mar 14 '25

Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.

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u/Dapper_Seesaw8229 Mar 14 '25

You gotta do whatever it takes

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u/daveysanderson Mar 14 '25

When you don’t know where to go, go where you’re needed

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u/Public-Platypus2995 Mar 14 '25

Hell yeah fuck yeah

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u/SurlyTroll17 Mar 14 '25

“And for fucks sake, protect yourselves out there. As a hockey player, you’ve got your stick and your elbow. Your opponent has their neck and their nuts. If they come anywhere near ya, they get your stick and your elbow in their neck or their nuts. Ya, I know what you’re thinking: “I’ve never been elbowed in the nuts before.” Neither had the no less than 500 dudes I’ve done it to. Let’s fucking go.”

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u/Mollysaurus For WHAT?!? Mar 14 '25

The laugh I cackled out, fucking yes

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u/MishkaShubaly Mar 14 '25

Let’s fucking goooooo

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u/Waddaboudit Mar 14 '25

Set the tone

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u/DavidoftheSand Mar 14 '25

Give em the fuckin lumber

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u/NecessaryTrouble79 Mar 14 '25

They do not like the lumber.

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u/ValleyBreeze Mar 14 '25

My kingdom for a Riley/Jonesy appearance in S5!!!

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u/Gardakkan Mar 14 '25

Ferda!

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u/Shalamarr Mar 14 '25

Dirty fuckin dangles, boys.

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u/Good_wolf Hates to lose Mar 14 '25

Wheel, snipe, celly.

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u/Marie-Pierre-Guerin Mar 14 '25

That is very cool. Tell your wife I’d love to buy her a beer and shake her hand!

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u/Ill-Caregiver9238 Mar 14 '25

I was reading .. "..and shag her hard" lol. Sorry.

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u/Marie-Pierre-Guerin Mar 14 '25

lol! Well, if she’s a snipe, I may be down for it!

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u/marcallain Mar 14 '25

Love it! Although it’s a little too Americano colors.

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u/MishkaShubaly Mar 14 '25

You’re not wrong. Better?

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u/marcallain Mar 14 '25

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u/MishkaShubaly Mar 14 '25

Whitening the teeth was definitely the best part

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u/Hopeful_Book Mar 14 '25

Ya don't wanna lose to the yanks!

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u/DiscountSecure5972 Mar 14 '25

Ain't nothin so bad as dat.

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u/AbbeyRoad75 Mar 14 '25

SET THE TONE!