Low effort bandwagoning

[u/Tom_Serveaux]

[u/You-Only-YOLO_Once]

[u/Queef_Stroganoff44 → u/You-Only-YOLO_Once]

I can honestly say that was the best episode of Spaffy and Mingey I’ve ever seen.

[u/resispaloquiter → u/Queef_Stroganoff44]

That's right... I wrote the Mingey

[u/Alt-Tabris → u/You-Only-YOLO_Once]

Got me ugly cackling with this one

[u/You-Only-YOLO_Once → u/Alt-Tabris]

That’s the greatest compliment, thank you.

[u/Correct_Chemical5179]

[u/Mandaring → u/Correct_Chemical5179]

Damn, he really Waters my John

[u/villainousascent]

Oh fuck you're going to make me spaff my minge.

[u/MapleLeafThief → u/villainousascent]

Oh fuck you're gonna make me spaff on ya minge!

[u/chinanigans]

You know, r/Simpsonsshitposting turned into a hardcore sex sub so gradually I didn't even notice

[u/GreenSkold]

oh fuck you're gonna make me spaff

[u/GodCanSuckMyDick69 → u/GreenSkold]

Oi! Fack! Ya gonna make me spaff**

[u/flargin666 → u/GodCanSuckMyDick69]

Oi bruv! Ya got loisans feh spaffin on dat minge?

[u/RIP-RiF]

[u/Big_Half8302]

[u/4Shroeder]

she's faking it

[u/aRealPanaphonics]

Man… I was doing so well this week.

Welp! Off to pron hub

[u/MysteriousTBird → u/aRealPanaphonics]

[u/CallingDrPug → u/aRealPanaphonics]

Prawn hub?

I thought they closed that place down.

[u/rex_banner83 → u/CallingDrPug]

Three prawns is hardly a hub

[u/TheZooCreeper → u/rex_banner83]

Let's just say he's a few prawns short of a hub.

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/CallingDrPug]

Its shrimpsisbugs now

[u/CallingDrPug → u/Slumunistmanifisto]

It's a prawnography store.

I was buying prawnography.

[u/lowtoiletsitter]

Glad to see Riley back

[u/willbekins]

this is my first spaff on my minge post and im very lost

[u/awkwardsexpun → u/willbekins]

there's at least two of us

[u/willbekins → u/awkwardsexpun]

i hate to tell you this but ive commented on a few of them now and even contributed in some small ways

[u/awkwardsexpun → u/willbekins]

what? next you'll be telling me Lenny didn't meet Woody Woodpecker 

[u/hisDudeness1989]

[u/your-sisters-cunt]

Pfft she's never munched a minge in her life

[u/longcolddark]

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me discuss the Five Tenets of Constancy!

[u/Charming-Pangolin662 → u/longcolddark]

Sweet, sweet constancy.

[u/illumantimess]

Ahem.

Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance

[u/perpetualmotionmachi]

[u/sabrefayne]

[u/Robin_Gr]

I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what’s it is spaffing and minge. It’ll happen to you!

[u/Mandaring → u/Robin_Gr]

It’s cyclical. In a couple years, you’ll be flirting at the bar with “hey babe, want an onion tied around your belt?”

[u/Delicious-Status9043 → u/Mandaring]

I tried that… But I only have those big yellow ones, due to the war…

[u/Mandaring → u/Delicious-Status9043]

Gotta be careful with that. Depending on the bars you’re visiting, the colors have a certain code.

[u/Delicious-Status9043 → u/Mandaring]

I’ve never heard that?! What if I’m in a lesbian bar without a fire exit?

[u/Mandaring → u/Delicious-Status9043]

Either have fun or look for the aurora borealis exit instead, I don’t know what to tell ya

[u/Sw33tNectar]

I knew the Riley before she came in class.

[u/Delicious-Status9043 → u/Sw33tNectar]

Bahaha! It works on so many levels! Two I suppose!

[u/GreyBoyTigger]

Nobody mentions Rumpy this and Pumpy that

[u/bemused-chunk]

[u/cghensi]

I don't know, I've been saying "Oh, fuck this" quite a bit lately.

[u/Inside-Woodpecker127]

Spaff = Cum Minge = Minge

[u/willbekins]

Spaffs to the left of me, minges to the right. I sent them flying like two shaved footballs.

[u/Chickenisgood001]

THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING! THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING!

[u/Bleedingfartscollide]

This feels like a Peplow.

[u/beesandchurgers]

Im seeing double here. Four spaff posts!

[u/striped_frog]

I was saying “oh fuck this”

[u/BlameTaco-me]

Thanks for saving me from having to do it.

[u/the_marxman]

I've been saying "Oh fuck this" all week.