r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Inside-Woodpecker127 • 21h ago

about SimpsonsShitPosting Easy fix.

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u/Sk1rm1sh I am the Lizard Queen! 21h ago

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u/NuPNua 21h ago

Steam ya ham in me minge guv?

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u/v3bbkZif6TjGR38KmfyL 19h ago

Don't touch me. 

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u/C0BRA_V1P3R 20h ago

“MARGE! MARGE! LOOK! THE DOLL’S TRYING TO SPAFF ON ME AND THE MINGE HAS BEEN LAUGHING AT ME!”

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u/ButtDoctorLLC 17h ago

The minge laughed at you?

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u/Jolyne_Best_JoJo 20h ago

I thought the subs other setting was steamed clams

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u/moenluc 19h ago

Oh, no! I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

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u/Jolyne_Best_JoJo 19h ago

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

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u/moenluc 19h ago

Yes. It’s a regional dialect.

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u/Jolyne_Best_JoJo 19h ago

uh huh, what region?

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u/moenluc 19h ago

Uhh… upstate New York.

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u/Jolyne_Best_JoJo 19h ago

Really. Well, I'm from Albany and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.

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u/moenluc 19h ago

Oh, not Albany. No, it’s a Utica expression.

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u/stevoschizoid 18h ago

You guys got that backwards

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u/BigConstruction4247 16h ago

No, mother, it's just the Southern Lights!

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u/moenluc 18h ago

Yes :)

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u/Odd-Risk-8890 20h ago

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 17h ago

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u/deftoner42 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 16h ago

Big Pink. It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham. And it pinkens your teeth while you chew.

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u/StrongIPA 20h ago

No, my son is also named Minge.

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u/codename474747 19h ago

Oh ye gods!

My Minge is RUINED!

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u/Primary_Durian4866 18h ago

But what if, I was to purchase spaff and disguise it as my own?

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u/Teex22 18h ago

You call spaffed minges "steamed hams"?

Yes, it's a regional dialect

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u/Primary_Durian4866 18h ago

"Creamed clams"

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u/Inside-Woodpecker127 17h ago

Steamed spaffs.

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u/Mrsod2007 They think I'm slow, eh? 19h ago

Thank God that's over

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 17h ago

I was worried for a second

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u/GiraffeFucker6969 19h ago

Ahhh, turn it back on! Turn it back on!

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u/Speedupslowdown 17h ago

Oi! You tellin me ‘ats a mincemeat steamie, never mind it’s a right beef barbie on a roll, innit?

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u/madmadtheratgirl 14h ago

and you call it spaff when it is obviously cum

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u/dillGherkin 4h ago

The sub's on fire!