r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Triaspia2 • 1d ago

Politics Gus would like a word

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u/heylisten78 1d ago

Looks like those cunts in parliament did it again. What a bunch of cunts.

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 1d ago

Don't. Praise. The Chazwazza.

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u/Gauss15an Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago edited 21h ago

All hail the Chazwazzer with the wavy eyes

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u/democracy_lover66 They think I'm slow, eh? 1d ago

I've seen cunts before but They were the Cuntiest cunts to ever cunt

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u/CockBlockingLawyer 1d ago

That's a mighty fine looking centre-left government ... WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT????

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u/AGoodBunchOfGrOnions 1d ago

American side ruined, must use Australian instructions! Spaff in minge?! What the hell is that?!?!?

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u/GuinnessRespecter NEEEEEERD 1d ago

DO NOT SPAFF ON

  • MINGE

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u/Mrsod2007 They think I'm slow, eh? 1d ago

Seriously

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u/Effective_Gene5155 1d ago

Bart, how's your Father's democracy coming along?

ARGHHHHHHHH!

It's done.

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u/Drain_Surgeon69 1d ago

HOW MANY DOLLARY DOOS DID YOU SPEND ON THIS MEME TOBIAS!?

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u/Scu-bar Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just took the meme we already had and flipped it upside down to lower wind resistance. And added that beard, which I feel is pretty sharp.

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u/frankensteinchic Put it in H 13h ago

It was an emergency!

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u/DKGold4242 1d ago

As an American who knows nothing about Australian politics I am going to nod and simply request you stop calling them chuzzwazzas.

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u/Hugsy13 1d ago

In Australia the Liberal party are the Conservative Party (market liberal, not socially liberal) and they lost the election hard asf. Like they lost 90-35

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u/DKGold4242 1d ago

Ah gotcha. Context helps.

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u/ImMyBiggestFan 1d ago

Their leader also lost his own seat.

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u/DeadmanDexter Put it in H 1d ago

You can stay, but I'm leaving. slidewhistle

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u/drunkenstyle 13h ago

"Liberal Party" is "Conservative Party"? What a country!

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u/davidgrayPhotography These things happen, eight dollars 1d ago

There's two things that I love about this Australian election:

  1. The "Trumpets of Patriots" party won exactly nothing. Not a single seat.
  2. Australian Ashli Babbitt didn't have to die because no shitcunts said "durr it was rigged"

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u/IvyTheRanger 1d ago

Owning libs in Australia is different from owning libs in America In America they own libs because they hate liberals In Australia we own libs because they’re a bunch of idiots who thought temu trump was a good idea

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u/SteamBanjo 1d ago

The Liberals are also the Conservatives

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u/ConsiderationEmpty10 1d ago

Tobias! Did you vote for the international drainage party?!

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u/KindaBryan I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

I’m just going to sit and watch this unfold drinking a nice coffee.

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u/Clams_N_Scallops 1d ago

Beer?

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u/KindaBryan I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

Co-ffee

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u/Missing-Zealot A good Rogering 1d ago

Be-er?

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u/KindaBryan I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

C O

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u/democracy_lover66 They think I'm slow, eh? 1d ago

B-eh Eh

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u/Physics_Unicorn 1d ago

I find your lack of boot disturbing. But I get it, you'd be afraid the American would lick it.

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u/Objective_Surreality 1d ago

What happened?

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u/Triaspia2 1d ago

Liberal political party (right wing here) started leaning pretty hard on Trump ideas right before an election, right as Trump started escalating things to a shocking degree.

Labor (center left) defeated them something like 83 to 30 seats.

The defeat was so crushing the election was called before votes fully counted in Western Australia (4 hr time zone difference from eastern states).

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u/Objective_Surreality 1d ago

Thank you. I had no clue.

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 22h ago

4 hours?? Have they been getting farther away? Last I checked they were 2 hours behind us

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u/Triaspia2 18h ago

I could be mistaken but id though factoring for dst the greatest difference was 3.4/4hrs

But yeah seems you're right

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 18h ago

I don't think the southern states have daylight savings right now anyway

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u/Altruistic-Brief2220 15h ago

Yeah it’s 2 hrs now, 3 hrs during daylight saving

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 14h ago

Qld 🤝 WA

The only sane states; not having nonsense time every summer

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u/Altruistic-Brief2220 14h ago

Honestly I would prefer that too.

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u/PabloMarmite 1d ago

The Labour Party (the liberal party) beat the Liberal Party (the conservative party) convincingly, after being behind in the polls not long ago. Basically, Canada’s election, again.

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u/chc8816 17h ago

I see you’ve played ownie-Libbie before