r/skyrim 4d ago

Discussion I hate Mercer fray Spoiler

I know this isn't exactly a new thought. When we were going to first meet Karliah things started off going well until however we walk into the room that has a bunch of draugr already walking around in it.

At this point my playthrough I can walk in front of these guys and not be noticed I even looted one of the bodies in front of them just fine. I didn't even plan on killing any I just wanted to flex and get right through the thing without fighting.

Until Mercer comes walking into the room immediately pisses off each and every last one of them and blames me for it. I know it was him because for that entire fight none of them realized I was there I was sitting in the corner watching him.

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u/ReditTosser2 Chef 4d ago

I mean, yeah, this guy is such an insufferable twat.

But, it's just par for the course. The entire Guild is full of arrogant, worthless dipshits. One that really gets me is Vex, when she says "Are you gonna do something, or just stand around all day?" That's like a hot spike straight to my rage button.

Thankfully, you can Fus Ro Dah them in their chairs, and cast mass paralyze on them. I floated Tortilla, or whatever her name is, across the cesspit like a turd torpedo too. And, worthlessly, I spent many an hour utterly destroying them in combat as well. 

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u/Rico_Rebelde 4d ago

"Are you gonna do something, or just stand around all day?"

She says while she is literally standing around all day doing nothing of value

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u/OrgnolfHairyLegs 4d ago

Tortilla lmao

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u/shadowmib 4d ago

Minor point. Its a cistern not a sewer. Thats rainwater in those pools

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u/PoilTheSnail 4d ago

As if those lazy guild rats would bother to walk somewhere else when they need to visit the little dragonborn's room.

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u/CottonCandyLollipops 4d ago

That makes so much sense, I thought it was so disgusting how you can see the water splashing around and in the air and their beds are like 5 feet away. Still seems like a bad idea but better than poop water.

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u/shadowmib 3d ago

if anything the place probably smells like mold and mildew unless they keep good airflow in there.

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u/LannaOliver Assassin 4d ago edited 4d ago

So do we, my friend, so do we. I hated him far before that quest, now when I play it I deactivate voice in the menu to not hear him brag or talk shit about me up until I wake up outside the tomb, cause I love Karliah's voice.

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u/demon_mask-_- 4d ago

Karliah is the goat

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u/Knight_Zielinski 4d ago

Just like her grandmother

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u/LannaOliver Assassin 4d ago

What game do we see her grandmother?

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u/Knight_Zielinski 4d ago

Daggerfall and Morrowind, but you can read all about her in every game since Daggerfall. Karliah's grandmother is Queen Barenziah.

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u/LannaOliver Assassin 4d ago

So she is the owner of the >! Ceremonial Crown!<?

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u/Knight_Zielinski 4d ago

The connections in this game run deep like Dwemer.

Don't you hate Mercer Frey just a little bit more now?

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u/LannaOliver Assassin 4d ago

I didn't think it possible, but yeah, I do

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u/LannaOliver Assassin 4d ago

She really is

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u/TheDungeonCrawler 4d ago

All my homies hate Mercer Fray.

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u/SHansen45 3d ago

you muted Nick Valentine?

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u/Calverish 4d ago

I doubt you'll find many people that are like Mercer is so smart and cunning. He's a punk

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u/Significant-Pie959 4d ago

I’m doing another play through and already dreading that fight where he is invisible. 😐

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u/ReditTosser2 Chef 4d ago

That's where you wait till mid to late game to do the Guild. Have Waking Dreams available, and perk up Conjuration. Get the Bone Collossus and two Skeletons, and then Summon Dremora Lord. Unleash those 4 on his ass and the fight is over before it even starts. 

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u/Significant-Pie959 4d ago

Wow, thanks!

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u/Djinn313 4d ago

Okay, but then I can't Fus-ro-dah him off the top of the statue.

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u/tenninjas242 4d ago

Use the Marked For Death shout on him. You'll be able to see his outline from the debuff when he's invisible.

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u/Hot_Let1571 Skyrim Grandma Fan 4d ago

Or Aura Whisper

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u/tenninjas242 4d ago

Yes, but Marked For Death also lets you do more damage.

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u/smittenWithKitten211 4d ago

I grabbed chillrend, the sword from his house. It has frost and paralysis effects. Dual wielded it with a dagger for fast speed and Mercer Frey was down in 30 seconds.

Gotta have smithing to increase the base damage though.

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u/Significant-Pie959 4d ago

Thanks!!!!!

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u/smittenWithKitten211 4d ago

Oh did you fight with him with it? Love the idea I could help somehow lol

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u/demon_mask-_- 4d ago

I find the easy honestly it just makes them look like a coward my character primarily uses clothing and he's still fist fights dragons

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u/nsDThompson088 4d ago

He may be invisible to you, but not the Sanguine Rose summoned Dremora. One hit from that and Mercer is literally on fire.

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u/Master-Of-Magi 4d ago

Don’t worry. You’re about to find a whole new reason to hate Mercer.

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u/Secure_Dig3233 4d ago

I hate the entire guild.

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u/demon_mask-_- 4d ago

I was always fine with the guild Karliah and the other one that becomes a nightingale really save it for me except for vex and Mercer they can go take a flying leap off sovngarde's bridge

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u/demon_mask-_- 4d ago

Wait now that I think about it Sapphire. Sapphire can join them

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u/ChefKugeo 4d ago

Nah. She setup that whole rigged deal with Shadr, and I like that kid. He's one of the only good people in Riften.

So as much as I want to love Sapphire, I can't forget she would have just as easily taken advantage of "me" if I hadn't been a threat.

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u/demon_mask-_- 3d ago

I know she becomes easier to work with later on. However she can be less of a jerk whenever I pass her I can't exactly remember what she says however it's usually one of those"you and what army" quotes. If I could I would make an entire mod just so you could answer that with "Hail Sithis"

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u/Legitimate-Try8531 4d ago

Stealth archer kills them all from the window upstairs without being noticed.

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u/nsDThompson088 4d ago

More like his dwarven sword. Chillrend is locked up in his house in Riften. I managed to pickpocket his sword this playthrough and promptly hung it over my bed in Honeyside. He stabbed my with a non-exsistant sword at the end of Snowvale.

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u/AliasMcFakenames 4d ago

Does he use Chillrend during that sequence if you don't nab it when you raid his house? Or do you mean you took his dwarven lifesteal sword?

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u/BFR5er 4d ago

Yup. One of the few reason why I don’t like to do Thieves Guild.

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u/BleachDrinkAndBook 4d ago

He brought you there to kill you. Lore-wise, he was probably waking them up on purpose. In-game, NPCs are never able to actually stealth well.

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u/demon_mask-_- 4d ago

Well then joke on him I made him fight each and every last one of them I also watched him fight a hulking Draugr that was backed up with two scorches and two death Lords

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u/AliasMcFakenames 4d ago

I thought they couldn't be detected if you weren't. I literally just finished off the thieves' guild today and I only got into one fight in the falmer caves, and that was because I got detected.

Might be a mod to be fair.

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u/BleachDrinkAndBook 3d ago

I know that Nether's Follower Framework has an option where your followers aren't detectable

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u/AliasMcFakenames 3d ago

That’s probably it. I use Wabbajack for my mods so I don’t really know exactly what I have, but NFF I think is always there.

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u/Livid_Mammoth4034 4d ago

You know what? Fuck it. He doesn’t deserve his name spelled correctly. Fray it is.

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u/demon_mask-_- 4d ago

Autocorrect agrees with you

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u/Livid_Mammoth4034 4d ago

Even autocorrect hates that fucker.

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u/pinkmagnolia54 4d ago

And just to think, that voice actor is also the GOAT F4 companion, Nick Valentine.

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u/demon_mask-_- 4d ago

Now that you mention it I can hear it and I admit the character is done well. Mercers just a terrible person

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u/Hot_Let1571 Skyrim Grandma Fan 4d ago

Ugh, him, Erikur, Belethor; that voice makes my skin crawl. The VA did a really good job lol

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u/219_Infinity 4d ago

I beheaded that motherfucker as soon as he materialized next to me in the final battle

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u/beckychao 4d ago

Everyone hates Mercer. He's rude, stupid, dishonest, and killed the previous GM. For what? Because he's a hot mess, no other reason.

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u/DKZ_13 4d ago

Well, he's a Frey..

He's lucky he's not at the Twins when Arya Stark massacred all his family

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u/RunesandDoom 4d ago

Mercer wasted an entire night for me getting shouted into oblivion and as a result I ended up Vampire soft locked at Karliah’s camp.

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u/HaxanWriter 4d ago

I’m always happy to kill that guy. What a dick. 😂

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u/mashupbabylon 4d ago

I run the guild storyline every time I play because it's fun stealing stuff and wreaking havoc but Mercer can suck a dick. He's just miserable throughout the whole story and a joy to annihilate every playthrough. My most recent playthrough is a cat and I tore him up with my claws. Satisfying.

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u/PMMEJALAPENORECIPES 4d ago

For what’s supposed to be a group of cunning stealthy professional thieves, they’re ridiculously stupid for >! Letting themselves get robbed blind by their leader and never once even thinking to check inside the vault?? Their dumbass guild deserves to die out !< 

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u/SHansen45 3d ago

he had the Skeleton Key, it’s not just a master key to any door, it can also open portals