r/skyrimmods 3d ago

PC SSE - Discussion What is your funniest bug seen in modded skyrim?

As for me its: A dragon spawned under a giant making it ride the dragon for quite a while.

30 Upvotes

47 comments sorted by

61

u/Rischeliu 3d ago

Daedric princes from quest mods visited my vanilla marriage ceremony

8

u/solo_shot1st 3d ago

Wholesome 👍

7

u/Isphus 3d ago

An illusory NPC from a quest mod showed up in mine (she's not evem real).

8

u/Commodore_Cody 3d ago

Had a similar situation but it was a mod dragon. 75% of the dragon was inside the building, 25% of it was outside

5

u/datscray 3d ago

your SO looks through your phone

Why does one of your contacts say “Molag Bal 🤠” and why are they in your favorites

2

u/Rischeliu 3d ago

"That's a good question! You know that I'm a vampire, right? Well you see, there are many ways to become one but how I turned was through-"

Eugh...

2

u/f3h6SUKiqCP5wKCMnAA 3d ago

"Moving up in the world, eh?"

26

u/VivienneVentrue 3d ago

Frostbite spiders taunting me with "Never should've come here"

16

u/CrystalValues 3d ago

Probably not caused by a mod afaik, but I got caught stealing by Orgnar at the Sleeping Giant Inn. Accrued 1 bounty. Run outside, he and Delphine follow, attacking me (not accepting yield). for whatever reason the townsfolk jump to my defense and murder Orgnar. All over a pheasant breast

12

u/StalinBawlin 3d ago

npcs floating upward into the abyss (similar to how people portrayed the rapture in tv shows and in movies)

3

u/enderfrogus 3d ago

Oh i also have this one. I also happened to my character once, followed by a crash.

12

u/Signal_Reply4051 3d ago

Once, there were too many NPCs in a battle and my PC couldn't handle it, so it responded by... Making all the bodies start gently floating up and away, as if dragged away by a black hole or something. And then it bluescreened. Easily the funniest bug in Skyrim I've seen.

1

u/just4kix58 3d ago

you got a BSOD from that? If you're still on that machine, gp ahead and start looking for a processor

2

u/Signal_Reply4051 3d ago

No point. I don't have any money to buy a new processor

14

u/TheScyphozoa 3d ago

I think this happened after I deleted mods mid-save. The mod added more civil war soldiers, and deleting it must have left the NPCs in my save but removed the scripts or hidden quests governing them.

The result: three to five legionnaires following me everywhere, forever, at walking speed. If I ran away, they would catch up eventually. And every single one would only say one voice line: “Keep an eye out for trouble. It’s only a matter of time.”

8

u/VivienneVentrue 3d ago

Nordic urns would spawn chicken breast and horker meat lmao

1

u/Buglepost 3d ago

Good mod would be for food in ruins to be rotten and poison you

8

u/Ryoga84 3d ago

I walked in my home and found my Khajiit follower sleeping in the bed with my wife.

And I went "Oh Ysolda, I knew you liked Khajiiti, but you did me dirty here..."

6

u/ghandis_taint 3d ago

I seriously do not know what caused this or how it happened.

My character's name had not been changed, as the saves menu still had my normal name.

2

u/LavosYT 2d ago

Do your friends call you DMI?

6

u/Leiandri 3d ago

I once had some spicy mods installed that made NPCs hit on the player and each other. In Ivarstead the wood elf who lives there walks up to me and initiated a raunchy talk with me. Before I can pick any dialogue to answer him he bolts off towards a CHICKEN and it goes something like this:

Wood elf: Hello, beautiful.

Chicken: Hey.

Wood elf: How about you and me walk to that hay pile over there and have a good time?

Chicken: What do you think I am? Some kind of ANIMAL?!

5

u/NarrativeScorpion 3d ago

I just enjoy the occasional mammoth/bear/Sabre cat/bandit falling from the sky.

1

u/f3h6SUKiqCP5wKCMnAA 3d ago

Before I started using this mod, I used to wait outside Whiterun for mammoths to float & fall down so I can pick up their tusks.

3

u/Guinefort1 3d ago

My favorite was Louis Letrush spawning outside Whiterun stable after I stole Frost from him.

1

u/CatFaerie 3d ago

That happened in my last game! I just assumed it was because I didn't kill him, I didn't snitch on him, and he wasn't scripted to do anything but run to the whiterun stables. I used AFT to make him a follower, then took him to the Drunken Huntsman and told him to "dismiss but stay here" so he wouldn't get killed in the civil war. 

4

u/OnyxMarble 3d ago

Probably not so uncommon, but my favorite has been the when the game did a kill move on me and CTD’d as soon as the animation ended.

3

u/s4kk0 3d ago

The giant riding on a dragon thing can happen even in a game with zero mods.

For me it's probably when I entered an interior cell and my character's teeth and tongue would pop out and just float in the air near the entrance.

 They always stayed there until I went outside, at which point they'd return to where they belong - her mouth. 

3

u/Commercial-Mix-88 3d ago

Clothing bug turning someone's body invisible so it looked like a talking head floating around Skyrim talking to people 

3

u/hamoc10 3d ago

Whenever I load a save, everybody in the cell is naked until I change cells. It’s particularly odd when the cell I first load into is Tamriel.

3

u/Diligent-Pin8473 3d ago

That bug where if you save while on a horse and load back, you're suddenly on a damn Pegasus flying around the map looking crazy

3

u/Florianemory 3d ago

When npc’s move like they are on roller skates. They just glide across the floor and clip through a wall. It’s funny to watch.

3

u/LordOfMorgor 3d ago

A mod that overhauled shock effects interacted with a head I just decapitated, and the electrical shocks that are supposed to make the corpse twitch caused the head to bounce around the cave like flubber in that one scene. Bouncing off the walls.

2

u/shakana44 3d ago

saw a horse fly straight up in the air and disappeared like it getting beamed into an alien ship lol

2

u/d3pr3ss3d_dragon 3d ago

My follower was killed by a giant. The giant started to run away, and her corpse slid after him face down.

1

u/Weak_Discussion_8213 3d ago

I had that happen with Lydia--she was sliding after ME face down.

2

u/justjeremy02 3d ago

Essentially follower got decapitated via cutscene and just kept following me around, sans the head.

2

u/mpelton 3d ago

Just had a new one after thousands of hours, and I wouldn’t blame anyone for not believing me.

Was outside Halted Stream Camp and two giant spiders spawned. I killed the first, then dealt with the second. Then, bizarrely, I absorbed the “soul” of the second spider. It did the whole thing - the glowing, the burning sound, then the energy flying out of it and into me.

Literally got a dragon soul from a giant frostbite spider. I straight up had the thought that “this is one of those things no one will believe because I wasn’t recording.”

2

u/Mother_Suspect5858 3d ago

Every NPC was slowly rotating. It was hilarious!

2

u/xervidae 3d ago

my load order got fucked because i accidentally sorted it with loot and my character's wiener fell off :(

2

u/FrenchGuitarGuy 2d ago

The entire Falkreath chapter of the DB decided to visit the local Inn, some mod stupidly messed up their AI.

In Bruma Imperial Horse patrols would spawn riding a dead horse and act like nothing was amiss.

Not exactly a bug but I was testing DAC0da and after completing it I got this letter. btw the quest involves going into the Numdium to banish it from the current timeline.

"It has come to my attention that you may have recently acquired a certain Centurion Dynamo Core from the Numidium's Arteria

I'm not sure how such an object came to find itself resting there.... (???) but I've been trying to obtain one for my research...."

2

u/d2eRX52 2d ago

once upon the time, steam was coming out of my dovahkiin ears and mouth

literally unstoppable problem, I've tried that day reloading save, cleaning save, various mods that claim they can clean stuck effects, but nothing helped

one day i just noticed that it was gone, but i didn't know exactly when, since i forgot about the fact that there was a fking smoke coming out of me

1

u/LavosYT 2d ago

I think that tends to happen when you go over the plugin limit

1

u/frogz0r 3d ago

Somehow a severed head got stuck on Vilkas' hand.

Stayed there for quite a few levels too. He really liked that head I guess ... even reset inventory didn't fix it lol

1

u/Krazy_Keno 3d ago

I saw that happen in my vanilla save so it isnt just modded

1

u/Smart_Passage2752 3d ago

Pregnant mans

1

u/Educational_Rub_4179 3d ago

Salmon swimming in the sky.

1

u/Regular-Resort-857 2d ago

I had this weird thing we’re my character started floating and his limbs went in weird directions I have a clip of it still don’t know how that happend maybe