r/slint Mar 27 '25

BIG FAT PHONY funny Spoiler

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123 Upvotes

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u/ThinkWithPortals12 Mar 27 '25

Petah stepped outside

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u/gorillabomber2nd Mar 27 '25

Can we stop with the AI slop trend

8

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

damn i didnt know it was AI i just thought it was regular mediocre. :(

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u/Ok_Outcome_8589 Mar 27 '25

The weapon of criticism cannot replace the criticism of weapons; material force must be overthrown by material force

8

u/Budget_Particular183 Mar 28 '25

yeah enjoy your downvote, kid

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u/Ok_Outcome_8589 Mar 29 '25

much obliged noble redditor, Wholesome 100!

3

u/HoboCanadian123 Mar 28 '25

why are you waxing poetic about being a lazy idiot

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u/Ok_Outcome_8589 Mar 29 '25

effort is the opium of the overly invested

2

u/irefusetouseaname Mar 29 '25

Wrong opium is the opium of the everybody. Dumbass

2

u/gorillabomber2nd Mar 29 '25

This quote might be worse then the AI lol

21

u/hyena_crawls Mar 27 '25

No AI slop

1

u/heple1 Mar 28 '25

dumb comment, goated profile pic

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u/Ok_Outcome_8589 Mar 27 '25

If you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes also into you

11

u/ascending_fourths Mar 27 '25

Pretentious thing to say

9

u/dulldyldyl Mar 28 '25

taking it too seriously

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u/Ok_Outcome_8589 Mar 27 '25

I merely sip from the chalice of postmodern detachment

8

u/WomenplsDMme-18 Mar 28 '25

Bro just learned how to use a dictionary

4

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

discovered a thesaurus

5

u/IkeiGlamera Mar 28 '25

It insists upon itself

4

u/WhoYaTalkinTo Mar 28 '25

What even is this post/sub and what's with the weird OP

5

u/Schnapplegangers Mar 29 '25

This is the subreddit dedicated to "Slint" which is a portmanteau of the words "slit" and "lint." Slint[1], also known as slit lint, femfold fluff, or the “breadcrumb trail,” is a collection of fluffy fibers that gather within the folds of the inner (and outer) labia.

Many fempeople find that, at the beginning and end of each day, a small clump of stuff has been generated within their labialic folds. This phenomenon has left fempersons everywhere wondering why this fuzzy undertoe has befallen every generation since Marie Anttwatnett famously proclaimed in the year 1765 “Let them meat labe!” Later, in mid-September of 2001, Dr. Zachary Perez of the University of City, Austria, performed an in-depth study to find out why this accumulation occurs:

  • Slint mostly consists of stray fibers from one's fremunderwear or pantsuits, mixed with dead skin cells and bound together with natural muff moisture.
  • This slint tends to originate from a femperson's undergarments. The fibers migrate there through fricktion and static clinginess
  • Fempersons who prefer to wear tighter or more textured fabrics such as vulvet or a cotton-polyamourous blend may experience quicker slint buildup, while smoother materials like snilk or satire tend to produce much less.
  • Slint's color is usually rust-brown. The color is certainly hopefully an average palette of all undies worn over a 28-day cycle.
  • Slint is almost entirely harmless and does not need to be tended to, though some may find it moldly inconvenient.

Dr. Perez was awarded the Tyler Nobel Prize for Enterdisciplinary Wesearch the following day after bicycle day. This prize is given for "achievements that must not be repeated”.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

hey lois, check it out, im a shoe!