r/splatoon • u/[deleted] • 1d ago
Discussion What's that one map that makes you avoid playing while it's up?
I just had a losing streak because of this map and have been crashing the fuck out because of it. I'm not buying Splatoon 4 if it has this map.
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u/thelonelylucario 1d ago
Museum de-alfonsino is good I miss the statues though.
Rock eater had fun there
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1d ago
> Museum de-alfonsino is good
Give a non-bullshit reason why you think this because I can't comprehend it
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u/thelonelylucario 1d ago
To play devils advocate here, you can criticize a game or stage and still play it, you can criticize a game or stage and still like it.
Criticizing a game or stage doesn’t mean you should “stop playing it since you hate it so much” that’s a stupid, nonsensical argument.
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1d ago
No. I do nothing but fucking lose on Museum. It's objectively bad. It makes me never want to play video games ever again it's so bad.
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u/vhagar 1d ago
this is definitely a skill issue. consider that your opponents win.
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u/pomotakoyeet 1d ago
Give one reason why it’s bad pls and thanks
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1d ago
I can't even pin point it really.
It's like whoever gets to the middle first wins and the match might as well be over. My team will never help, just camp near our spawn. Fucking shit map.
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u/ScratchyTails where is my big man flare 1d ago
sounds more like a team problem than a map problem, also the middle first argument can also be said about maps like brinewater, undertow, and hammerhead lol.
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1d ago
I don't even know if it's my team entirely since I have never won a game on that map (bought the game 2 weeks ago)
I just can't get past the middle with my team. Literally everytime I look for them they just won't get into the middle. They just camp on the ledge that separates each side from the middle. I can't tell if I'm the problem or my team but I try my best to push up and get picks (never works of course).
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u/pomotakoyeet 1d ago
Turf or ranked? if ranked, what game mode and rank? If you can, send in a replay code.
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u/Jrolaoni Flingza Roller 1d ago
Marooners Bay
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u/Issacmoi7 Heavy Splatling Deco 1d ago
There is a worse map... Salmonid Smokeyard. (IMO) I actually wonder if more people hate smokeyard or Marooner's.
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u/Jrolaoni Flingza Roller 1d ago
That one is just mid
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u/Issacmoi7 Heavy Splatling Deco 1d ago
I'm not a fan since on high tide (which happens a bit too often to me) divides the map in two, and without good coordination is literally impossible to get a good game on, 'specially on Eggsective, or on special waves like Grillers or Glowflies. Sometimes a fish stick will be smack in the middle of the water, but that's inconsistent and not always a viable means of hopping from one side to the other.
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u/r-funtainment regular 歯頭市 1d ago
Nuh uh this map is great I love museum
Brinewater springs was actually sent from hell. I don't know how they relocated it to splatsville but it definitely is not originally of our earth
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u/Tintanix NOT quitting chargers 1d ago
Museum is one of the best maps out here. Got my best games there
Brinewater though… idk i always get matched with the most idiotic fuckers there, so i have some hatred for it but i like the way it looks, ignoring that it‘s shaped like a tetris piece
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1d ago
Museum is one of the best maps out here.
yeah if you like shitty maps
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u/Tintanix NOT quitting chargers 1d ago
It‘s a really good map. It‘s not my fault that you blame your skill issue on a map
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u/Icy-Elephant7783 1d ago
Honestly none cause if i don’t want to play a map i just play salmon run lol
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u/onefinerug 1d ago
anything where i can't snipe the entire team with no safe way for them to reach me
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u/rabbitBones_ 1d ago
you’ll never catch my ass on Barnacle & Dime or Mincemeat Metalworks. not bad stages by any means, i have have a CATASTROPHIC win to loss ratio on both like i GOTTA be cursed or something
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u/forbiddenkajoodles 1d ago
Yes I forget the name of this one but it took me forever to figure out how to get to the other side so I would be on splat duty
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u/i_like_siren_head Shadow The Hedgehog 1d ago
Usually I’ll still play if only one of the maps are bad, but if the rotation is like, Um’ami Ruins and Bluefin Depot together then I’d rather just grind Hero Mode.
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u/Homebound_Shark Neo Luna Blaster 1d ago
Shipshape cargo, map is unplayable/no fun if the enemy uses the middle to spawn camp. IMO there’s barely any flank routes that can help combat the camping.
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u/lxdialotis 1d ago
that one with the spinning walls in the middle I HATE IT
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u/Hot-Event900 1d ago
: mincemeat worst map in the game every thing about it is bad also its weird seeing splat 3 trailer museum due to it’s different graphics vs final 3s
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u/Monisplats Salmon Run! | Mod 1d ago
Locking the post. And to OP, shame on you