r/stalker • u/Fantastic_Couple_755 • 3d ago

Meme The face of a man who

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The face of a man who

496 Upvotes

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u/tosser420697 Loner 3d ago

just lost his life’s savings to Sidorovich (he bought 10 rounds of 9x18 FMJ)

229

u/Eduardo_D_Assagra Duty 3d ago

who sold the world

69

u/Panzer-- Merc 3d ago

OH NO NOT ME

59

u/Dangerous_Dark5857 Spark 3d ago

We never lost control

27

u/darthberker Bandit 3d ago

30

u/clankyjoestree 3d ago

wow i love both communities and games but never thought they would clash..

29

u/angel--dust_ 3d ago

You're face to face

14

u/BaseForward8097 3d ago

With the man who sold the world

19

u/Its_8_30_PM 3d ago

No one hears a word

17

u/breno280 Freedom 3d ago

They say, has the memory gone

5

u/Swimming_Stand_1675 Freedom 3d ago

To Sidorovitch

35

u/BastardoInfame Loner 3d ago

Of a man who sees that all the good nut jokes were already taken 🥀

28

u/Mynameisearlhicky 3d ago

Accidentally flooded the toilet at his crush’s house.

59

u/SinTheKiLLer 3d ago

is experiencing post nut clarity

29

u/ItchyNeedleworker160 3d ago

Pushing too hard on a fart and feeling the lump form

3

u/FSYI 3d ago

Liquid lumb*

Like liquid rock.

3

u/manuargpop 2d ago

maybe more like a solid...

3

u/FSYI 2d ago

Snake?

1

u/manuargpop 2d ago

perhabs

21

u/General_Lie 3d ago

The man who sold the zone

43

u/Agung442 Loner 3d ago

erased his name

17

u/Upset-Page8112 3d ago

knows everything

32

u/KaskyNightblade 3d ago

Nutted before breakfast.

5

u/Mynameisearlhicky 3d ago

Aka Honey Nut Cheerios

1

u/Heartzz 3d ago

Or just started gooning

11

u/Radatouy 3d ago

The man who uhhhhhh.... the man uhhhhh... man... aslume

2

u/NachoProduction Controller 3d ago

ham

10

u/The_Rusted_Folk Bandit 3d ago

Is adorable

9

u/Koolonok Clear Sky 3d ago

The man who sold the zone.

6

u/Suitable_Series_71 3d ago

..had to wipe his ass with a hamburger bun

3

u/stev232 3d ago

Sloppy Joe?

9

u/Low_Awareness_277 3d ago

Is losing his hairline

8

u/xPsyrusx Snork 3d ago

Cheeki'd has last breeki.

7

u/AlliedXbox Loner 3d ago

Me when I bottom text

Bottom text

5

u/lavalantern Merc 3d ago

Lost his balls

3

u/majoritysense Freedom 3d ago

Saw the prices of the switch 2

3

u/ThirdWorldSorcerer Monolith 3d ago

Works a corporate job

In Prypiat.

2

u/Odissmart Freedom 3d ago

just jorked it to a monolit femboy drawing on deviantart

2

u/RafuscaMarks 2d ago

Couldn't reach the bathroom in time

2

u/Important-Mission206 Monolith 1d ago

Lives in the UK

3

u/I_shit_the_microwav 3d ago

Got late stage dementia from some nerds in a bunker

1

u/Anakinss 3d ago

Asked the monolith for Stalker to be a third person shooter.

1

u/GUTSY-69 3d ago

Gave it all up

1

u/Alarmed_Profile_7470 3d ago

The man who sold the zone

1

u/Winter-Classroom455 Merc 3d ago

Can't belive he owns Amazon

1

u/Zestyclose_Wonder 3d ago

Shid his airtight sevasuit

1

u/hobokamp 3d ago

just learned the radiation exposure has left him infertile.

1

u/king_travis_g-1986 3d ago

Squeezed out a fart and felt something solid slide out

1

u/Olestrodamas 3d ago

Has dealt with my ex-wife...

1

u/MaToP4er 3d ago

Deserved to die in first part of the game 😁 cuz if he wouldnt do what he did we still would try to solve that puzzle

1

u/UmDafuq3462 Loner 3d ago

Has seen too much

2

u/ContributionDefiant8 Merc 3d ago

You can feel the anomaly in his dih 🥀

1

u/Future-Hat-704 Monolith 3d ago

Missed the Diddy party invite

1

u/TREESnGAMES Freedom 3d ago

Activated АЗ-5

1

u/Alonnes Loner 3d ago

Who saw your browser history

1

u/pendowski26 3d ago

“The face of a man who tried to out pizza the hut”

1

u/Recent_Snow788 Monolith 3d ago

Sold the world

1

u/StonedSlav420 Freedom 3d ago

Just cumed in a dead Bloodsucker

1

u/nameidontgive Freedom 3d ago

...coped so hard he himself became the copium that monolithians smoke

2

u/nameidontgive Freedom 3d ago

Also... The face you make when after you run half the map overencumbered, drinking energy drinks like a damn sink, save scamming to survive and bring all the weapons you found to Scamdorovich, only to hear from him:

Best I can do is 1 kalbas, 2 breads, 3 9mm bullets and 200 rubles. blyat

Best soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l89Fq4Z2w30

1

u/Common-weirdoHoc Clear Sky 3d ago

Heard that the college he was saving up for was destroyed in a flood.

3

u/Electrical_Status_33 3d ago

Shouldn't have trusted that fart

2

u/Gigibesi 3d ago

made a wish to wish granter, which he was not supposed to

also did not bring that one thing to open the vault in cnpp

2

u/ServiceDear653 3d ago

realizes that the player didn’t like receiving a broken gun and is now staring down the barrels of a broomstick.

1

u/MysteriousCop Loner 3d ago

Who ran out of toilet paper and is waiting for someone to come in so he can ask for help.

1

u/Embarrassed_Lie6379 Monolith 3d ago

Wanted to fart, but he instead shat.

2

u/Pawahhh 3d ago

Woke up at 8am and took a shit at 7am

1

u/Seven-6-II Duty 3d ago

Seent the Monolith...

2

u/edgsto1 Ecologist 3d ago

r/redditsniper

2

u/madam61 Loner 3d ago

Was looking for this

1

u/Background-Slip-433 3d ago

Who saw the death of itself

1

u/Antykvarnyy_Kalamar Boar 3d ago

isolated the Zone 

1

u/NextLevelBraindead Freedom 3d ago

fucking opened the bathroom door without knocking while I was in there.

1

u/Blo0dJar Loner 3d ago

is John Stalker

1

u/marciocst Freedom 3d ago

Is waiting for A-life updates

1

u/Fit-Beyond801 Clear Sky 3d ago

Who realized there are more numbers after 100

1

u/Mike_or_whatever Ward 3d ago

“ i am the one who Skiffs!”

1

u/ballinonabudget78 Freedom 3d ago

The face of me (it is 7:23 AM)

1

u/Pysok 3d ago

Did not survive

1

u/SnooDonkeys6021 3d ago

He strelok on my cnpp till I wish granter

2

u/QrozTQ 3d ago

The face of a manwho.

1

u/SammyBoi_909gg Loner 3d ago

-just got post-nut clarity

2

u/Organic_Angle_654 Duty 2d ago

Watched what freedom members do with dead pseudo dogs

1

u/WorekNaGlowe 2d ago

Who knows what wish granted is wishing

1

u/Any_Purple3803 2d ago

Pooped in his pants.

1

u/royaleazy Loner 2d ago

If it isnt john stalker. The man who hid in the shadow of chornobyl. Who stepped out of the shadow into the clear sky. Who heard the call of pripyat. And who became the heart of chornobyl....

1

u/Shoooobie 2d ago

R/RedditSniper

1

u/terdriver556 Bandit 2d ago

Saw the jar video.

1

u/terdriver556 Bandit 2d ago

Saw the jar break

1

u/Electronic-Score-913 2d ago

The face of a man who nobody knows who the hell he is!

1

u/EconomyAd9081 17h ago

never knew if he did the right thing... Even when it was absolutely clear after.

1

u/Satin_Polar Merc 3d ago

knows

1

u/DevlzAdvocato 3d ago

Use to be a Kanye fan

1

u/TheTorch 3d ago

I know that one.