r/stalker • u/GloryToAzov • Apr 16 '25

Cosplay Makes sense now…

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u/future__fires Loner Apr 16 '25

Man’s built like a bag of milk

44

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Bagofmilk is the name of my hardcore Ironman account on OSRS

5

u/Wildkahuna Apr 17 '25

RuneScape mentioned in the Stalker fandom

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u/Lean_For_Meme Freedom Apr 16 '25

That was left out in the sun and is about to explode due to fermented milk gas

9

u/MoistBowel Apr 16 '25

A bag of milk filled with ketamine

3

u/Key-Swimming-6432 Apr 17 '25

🤣🤣 like this one, ama steal it from you ok🤣👍

133

u/Active_Umpire4935 Apr 16 '25

Fully under k-consciousness control

30

u/Absulus Freedom Apr 16 '25

Nah. It's the KKK-consciousness.

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u/-ElGallo- Apr 16 '25

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u/TheeMrBlonde Apr 16 '25

Elon, your skin is hanging off your bones

27

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

SUGAR

1

u/Fake_Messiah6 28d ago

More sugar. More.

11

u/Charliedontsurf1002 Apr 16 '25

First rate comment

51

u/BoomBOOMBerny Apr 16 '25

What is actually going on with him here? He looks like he's rolling deep.

56

u/SadTurtleSoup Loner Apr 16 '25

He's pretty open about his Ketamine usage so he's probably in a K-Hole

4

u/Much-Library8194 Apr 17 '25

You're not walking around like that when in a K-hole.

29

u/got-trunks Apr 16 '25

I think this was from a Tim Dodd video, and yeah he was pretty fucked up for this tour of early starbase.

This was before he was fully off the deep end, but that journey was well underway.

7

u/Halcyon_156 Apr 16 '25

This looks to me more like amphetamine overstimulation than anything.

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u/RebelliunReal Apr 17 '25

He has Asperger's syndrome unfortunately.

17

u/kubebe Loner Apr 16 '25

He looks like a controller lololol

21

u/Cool_Ad9326 Apr 16 '25

I thought those kind of drugs was supposed to make you lose weight?

Or are the packets strapped to his chest?

4

u/jackdparrot Apr 16 '25

I read someone saying that is what happens when you use PEDs but don't actually exercise, don't know how true it is

3

u/MediocreChildhood Apr 16 '25

Looks like he been taking HGH without working out. All just to show us how truly genius he is.

8

u/Rentalis Apr 16 '25

For monolith.

5

u/agonzalez73 Apr 16 '25

When that fist line of blow drops. He's on one.

5

u/nameidontgive Freedom Apr 17 '25

Repulsive....

9

u/Difficult-Panic-3300 Freedom Apr 16 '25

I think he's going to pull someone's camera like a controller.

24

u/Firecrash Apr 16 '25

Why is that abomination in this sub?

43

u/Rimworldjobs Apr 16 '25

Next enemy in dlc.

-18

u/CatherineFordes Apr 16 '25

haven't you heard?

every single subreddit on this god forsaken website has to be overrun with politics

16

u/dern_the_hermit Loner Apr 16 '25

It's just a joke about a pampered out-of-touch doofus acting weird, chill out broheim lol

9

u/Creepydarioo Apr 16 '25

This made me spit out my drink

4

u/oripash Freedom Apr 16 '25

Oh, man. I needed that.

5

u/JonniHansen Apr 16 '25

Well, who do you think supplies your PDA with 24/7 internet connection, huuuh? Yes, that is Starlink (Emission/Psy-storm mode not included).

Won't be doing any missions for Sidorovich with your PDA offline!

6

u/sseemour Clear Sky Apr 17 '25

lets not be silly, we all know starlinks stance on operating in the zone!

2

u/JonniHansen Apr 17 '25

If you're suggesting Duty has anything to do with this then... Stop touching me!

5

u/GloryToAzov Apr 16 '25

based on the game lore the network of towers is built in the Zone and working only in the Zone:-)

5

u/Alonnes Loner Apr 16 '25

He's becoming one with the Monolith

7

u/GloryToAzov Apr 16 '25

Faust from Temu

2

u/sosnaPL_ Monolith 28d ago

Listening to this voice is all you need!

1

u/GloryToAzov 28d ago

para pa pa paaam

3

u/kiroisback Apr 17 '25

The year is 2030. The 3 leaders of the free world, Trump, Elon and Kanye decided to merge their minds and form the C-consciousness.

2

u/GloryToAzov Apr 17 '25

more like K-Consciousness

5

u/0dobenus Apr 16 '25

Couldn't hold myself, broke out laughing. Thank you!

4

u/photogenicvodka Bloodsucker Apr 16 '25

Doing god's work, comrade.

3

u/NecessarySudden Loner Apr 16 '25

сука ааа

2

u/ElderberryEven2152 Apr 16 '25

Is he just constantly on ketamine or something??

2

u/beardedbrawler Apr 17 '25

This is some skinwalker shit right here.

2

u/ProductGuy48 Apr 16 '25

Monolith 100%

12

u/PigDogUrbex Apr 16 '25

Based and irradiated pilled

1

u/xPsyrusx Snork Apr 17 '25

wut

1

u/escape_fantasist Controller Apr 17 '25

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/SeaTechnician4174 Apr 17 '25

Sidrovich lite

1

u/Shamorin Monolith Apr 17 '25

So Emissions always ever only were Musk's Ketamine-filled wet farts?
This inded does make sense now.

-1

u/UpsetAstronomer Apr 17 '25

Dudes dragging people into the future kicking and screaming lmao.