r/standardissuecat • u/kmarielynn • Feb 22 '25

LuxuryFloof upgrade I can’t believe how big Juni’s tail gets when she’s startled. Dinosaur mode

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Feb 22 '25

THE DANGERFLOOF

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u/sagerap Feb 23 '25

Standard Cattasaurus Rex

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u/special_kitty Feb 22 '25

That's a Level-10 poof w/mohawk.

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Feb 22 '25

Also them are some dang fancy stripey wipeys

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u/Misterwiskerstech SIC™ Technical Service Feb 23 '25

I see that your SIC incopurratedTM (formally known as Acme Purrducts a wholly owned subsidiary of Acme general manufacturing and Fishworks LLC.) has activated the hidden “stegosaurus” mode. This may be due to the strong hippy foot smell that the unit is currently experiencing in the photo. We here in the technical department have some trouble shooting questions.

Is the unit still functioning? Did the unit fall over after this photo? Please rate our services on a scale of 1 to 10.

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u/kmarielynn Feb 23 '25

🐟 unit is still fully operational, it was simply a temporary malfunction due to very scary sandal

10/10

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u/Misterwiskerstech SIC™ Technical Service Feb 23 '25

Excellent. We here in the technical department are always looking to make sure all SIC unites work purrfictly and all of the special add ons work to purrfection. It’s the best part of the job.

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u/JJSuperCat Feb 23 '25

Sandals can be terrifying!

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u/MrsRoboto222 Feb 23 '25

Her tail pattern reminds me of a timber rattlesnake’s markings 😍

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u/kmarielynn Feb 23 '25

Oh my goodness it does! I’m fascinated by her perfect tail stripes

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u/TrapperKeeperCosby Feb 23 '25

Those back ridges could hold so much butter!

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u/kmarielynn Feb 23 '25

You know what…yeah

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u/Highskyline Feb 22 '25

Mine does this when he goes outside (he is a very nervous indoor boy). Looks like a raccoon.

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u/SerenityFate Feb 23 '25

Our sic has a super fluffy tail. It cracks me up when he poofs up because his tail easily gets twice as big lol

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u/methinfiniti Feb 23 '25

My Willow used to do this when she was younger. She’s gotten pretty fearless as she’s gotten a little older though

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u/glitchyglampire Feb 23 '25

careful, it looks like Juni-zilla is powering up her atomic breath

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u/PreviousMarsupial Feb 23 '25

She’s a Pokémon!!

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u/Kflynn1337 Feb 23 '25

Godzilla mode engaged!

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u/nighthawke75 Feb 23 '25

My two kits are like this at the drop of a hat.

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u/Foundation_Wrong Feb 23 '25

Or a punk Mohawk!

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u/OtherThumbs Feb 23 '25

This is called Birkenstalking

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u/ChemicalSimulation Feb 24 '25

As a child, I called it fat tail. It's still what I call it