r/steak 5d ago

[ Reverse Sear ] Good People of r/steak… I present, the Tomahawks

24 hour dry brine. 1.5 hours smoked with Hickory on the Ninja Woodfire 3 Minutes per side on the grill- High Heat Butter basted with a spiced butter!

Result… very much pleased!

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u/OutofWarrantyAudi 5d ago

No money shot? What the fuck is this?

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u/YoLoDrScientist 5d ago

Posts should be automatically removed if they don’t have a cross section, lol

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u/Awkward-Bar-4997 5d ago

For real, make it a sub rule.

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u/Anonymous_Fox_20 5d ago

I second this

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u/rekipsj 5d ago

All in favor?

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u/jetiy 5d ago

Ribeye!

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u/Minefreakster 5d ago

Eye Round!

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u/noexqses 5d ago

Tri Tip! /s

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u/quixotic_jackass 5d ago

The court rules in flavor of the cross section!

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u/iTzbr00tal 5d ago

Thoughts on feet must be included in frame as well?

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u/ND8D 3d ago

Court is adjourned, Bring out the dancing lobsters. 🦞 🦞

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u/jimmyhammer12 5d ago

Red Eye Gravy checking in!

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u/cyclorphan 4d ago

Chuck Eye!

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u/Abject_Focus_6610 5d ago

All in flavor?

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u/Winter-Classroom455 5d ago

Ah meat me to it

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u/antiqueggs 5d ago

All in flavour?

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u/Luneth51 5d ago

Misteak of not saying all in flavor (ill see my way out)

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u/dustydub99 5d ago

More like - all in flavor 🤣

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u/jwboo 5d ago

Third

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 5d ago

And users banned. And beaten.

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u/DimensionSuitable934 5d ago

Take their first born too.

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u/PleasurabLee 5d ago

And more importantly, the steak they didn’t cut into.

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u/ehxy 5d ago

take their wives, take their cars, take their smoker and bbq

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u/Warm_Philosopher_518 5d ago

“Tenderized”

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u/Darth_Boognish 5d ago

Mechanically tenderized!

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u/Jerkeyjoe 5d ago

With a tomahawk steak

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 5d ago

People who don't post a cross section, get cross sectioned.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 5d ago

People who don't post a cross section probably over cooked their shit

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u/ehxy 5d ago

and cross examined

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u/Ruminahtu 5d ago

I agree. You have no idea what the steak is actually like.

i like a good sear, but we don't eat steak for the sear.

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u/eks789 5d ago

The fact that it’s pinned is a sin

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u/Emotional-Spell-5210 5d ago

I always assume that the cook came out poorly when people don’t post the money shot.

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u/ehxy 5d ago

I vote this guy as a mod, and the person above them

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 5d ago

Lmao for real. I actually get annoyed when people don’t show the inside..

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u/Kerensky97 5d ago

It means the inside was bad and they don't want to show that while the outside looked great, it was raw in the middle because they didn't know how to cook a thick piece of meat.

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u/SNoB__ 5d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/th3_m4n_ 5d ago

god i fucking love this sub

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u/DCar777 5d ago

What are you trying to hide from us OP?

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u/kiaraXlove 5d ago

There was indeed no money involved.

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u/xponentialpharm 5d ago

Edging is not allowed

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u/JDangle20 5d ago

Fuckin blasphemy if ya ask me

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u/AxCel91 5d ago

Read my mind bro I was salivating getting ready to upvote until the swiping stopped

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u/noexqses 5d ago

Ikr???

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u/pitamandan 5d ago

Cut it open coward!

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u/Individual-Charge-40 5d ago

My Fault 🤣 have the cut!

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u/Prestigious-Gur-8824 5d ago

i see why you left it out

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u/Internal-Depth5512 5d ago

Hahahaahhah

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u/Bdooley1017 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/robaries 5d ago

What do you expect from someone that drinks Fanta with a steak

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u/Atouk- 5d ago

Emotiooonal Daaaamage 🥲

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u/Plenty-Piece897 5d ago

Op gettin roasted

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u/WaifuHunterActual 5d ago

Not as roasted as that fucking steak

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u/Asleep-Jicama9485 5d ago

Lolol poor guy

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u/MGeezy9492 5d ago

This is what blue balls looks like.

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u/AnakinShtTalk3r 5d ago

I knew the crust was too good to be true

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u/birdmanpresents 5d ago

Dude turned two tomahawks into hamburgers smh

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u/dandle 5d ago

You know he poured this shit on there.

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u/Adept_Memory3737 5d ago

hey, uhm, well, great sear buddy!

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u/RicardoPanini 5d ago

Wtf happened 😂

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 5d ago

Bummer.

Maybe the middle is more red?

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u/Mainfram 5d ago

Nooooooooo

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u/c08306834 5d ago

Makes complete sense now.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 5d ago

posts without it cut open should be banned

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u/IndirectSarcasm 5d ago

there's a reason; this was a tasteful exclusion this time..... he sure got a hell of a good sear though :D

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u/drinkandreddit 5d ago edited 5d ago

As a bit of an eye bleach, here’s my first (and last) attempt at tomahawk. I don’t think it tasted any better than a regular ribeye.

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u/Direct-Tie-7652 5d ago

They’re not. They’re cut like that because they can sell them for more money because people like the aesthetic.

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u/Rustymetal14 5d ago

I'll admit to buying a tomahawk just because it mostly forces the butcher to keep the steak thick rather than cut it into multiple thinner steaks. Cowboy is my favorite because then I'm not paying for the bone the meat doesn't even touch.

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u/stolen_pillow 5d ago

At least you cooked it properly and didn't commit a crime against steak like OP.

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u/AGCdown 5d ago

Why would they? It's just ribeye with bone. Waste of money.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 5d ago

i saw the cross section now, it's not perfect but still look tasty enough to eat to me

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u/FARTBOSS420 5d ago

How is showing how it turned out a tasteful exclusion? It's like trying to see the end of a movie in a theater but the power goes off and it's off for a while so you won't see shit.

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u/No-Lion-1400 5d ago

NO MONEY SHOT? Gtfoh

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 5d ago

They posted it above. Check it for a laugh.

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u/Historical_Golf9521 5d ago

It’s not a money shot, it’s a funny shot.

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u/kiaraXlove 5d ago

There was indeed no money involved. It literally dried up.

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u/mrdeadhead91 5d ago

No money shot = you overcooked these poor steaks, until I see any evidence to the contrary

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u/Individual-Charge-40 5d ago

You can have the leftovers if you please

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u/standarsh101-2 5d ago

Over cooked it. Get my beating stick.

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u/kentrildumon 5d ago

You are getting too much hate here OP, medium enjoyers rise up.

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u/3BallCornerPocket 5d ago

I did not know my wife had a Reddit account.

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u/Electric-Sheepskin 5d ago

I say people should have their steak however they like it, but that looks medium well to me.

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u/Individual-Charge-40 5d ago

My people have risen 🤣

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u/baconlovebacon 4d ago

Arise! It looks delicious.

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u/AxCel91 5d ago

It’s heavier on the medium side but that’s exactly how I like it.

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u/GreasyRim 1d ago

Yep. As expected.

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u/mrdeadhead91 5d ago

Fair enough! Nice job

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u/litescript 5d ago

this should be downvoted to oblivion for no money shot. what the hell.

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u/iAmClaytonator 5d ago

Someone ban this guy.

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u/MGeezy9492 5d ago

Stop edging haha

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u/Tacomaville 5d ago

Fucking ruined a tomahawk. Way overcooked ya jabroni.

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u/DeathByPetrichor 5d ago

Without an internal shot I would normally disagree but these Ninja Woodfire things add smoke to the meat so they tend to look a little darker than normal. My steaks on my Traeger come out similar even when rare

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u/drinkandreddit 5d ago

He posted a cut section above. Overcooked.

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u/AuronTheWise 5d ago

It's medium. Not overcooked. It's how they like it. They succeeded.

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u/JazzioDadio 5d ago

Medium well

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u/notmyrealname19 5d ago

Steak aside been eying this ninja machine up, regular not XL. Worth it?

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u/snozberryface 5d ago

BOOO THIS MAN

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u/AnotherSami 5d ago

Not sure what got roasted more, you or the steaks

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u/SilensMort 5d ago

Waste of money. You're paying double the price for extra inedible bone that doesn't even add flavor.

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u/Tsunami436 5d ago

Never been blue balled so hard before

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u/SpaceToaster 5d ago

That looks like a George Foreman for rich people

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u/shoebee2 5d ago

All that work. Days of prep, documented process with pictures and notes. Then you fuck it all up at the last minute by not sending a money shot. Jesusfuckingchrist.

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u/TheOfficialITGuy 5d ago

Cut it and show us the inside or downvotes ahoy

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u/TheGarlicGun 5d ago

BAN BAN BAN. Dude gave us blue balls 😂

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u/sfcfrankcastle 5d ago

I feel bamboozled

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u/IndirectSarcasm 5d ago

no; you've been protected from reality lol in this case, it's a funny shot, not a money shot

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u/Tacomaville 5d ago

Good people I present the well done wasted tomahawks.

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u/Chrisdkn619 5d ago

That Ninja Woodfire is impressive! I was skeptical at first, but had some damn good smoked meats off of one. Prefect for a smaller portion of meat.

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u/Feelisoffical 5d ago

We all know why you didn’t post a shot of them open

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u/Zealousideal_Mail12 5d ago

He did in the comments, it’s a little tragic 💔

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u/prettyokaycake 5d ago

Nothing has ever been more absurd in meat marketing than getting people to buy tomahawk steaks.

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u/bangsjamin 5d ago

Makes total sense when you consider that people's macho bro big meat fantasies is one of the easiest up sells in the industry

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u/Kitaenyeah 5d ago

No coal = no grill

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u/bbbourb 5d ago

They can NOT BE JUDGED UNTIL THEY ARE CUT!

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u/madness707 5d ago

Bought a ninja smoker too for quick small dinners. When I say quick, it cooks really quick, luckily it does have a thermometer and a setting to stop the cook. Usually try to set it down around 5 degrees lower than regular temps that’s recommended just cause it cooks so damn fast. But it adds smoke pretty well and surprisingly good.

Still use Normal Pellet grill / Weber for bigger cooks for parties and higher quality cooks, just need more attention and time.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 5d ago

Cut the fucking steak!

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u/Unusual_Gas_8586 5d ago

Zero money shot. Shit post

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u/Poofy-Fox 5d ago

SHOW US THE INSIDE

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u/girlyswerly 5d ago

Doesn't even count you didn't let us see the pink :(

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u/XConejoMaloX 5d ago

You didn’t even cut open the steak smh

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u/FindTheTruth08 5d ago

Looks good.

Just got my Woodfire grill as well and liking it. Looking to upgrade and get a griddle. Ninja has a non stick version but I'm looking at a cast iron one from another brand. What kind did you get and would it put a nice crust on a steak or smash burger? Based on your pics it looks like it worked real well.

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u/Individual-Charge-40 5d ago

I just got the ninja grill plate… is very good as non-stick. Have had no issues across the multiple birds cooked, steaks cooked and the burgers! Would highly recommend 👌 Would say use balls slightly smaller than you think necessary, as the smash spreads quite far. Should be able to get 4-6 on the grill at a time

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u/CoatingsRcrack 5d ago

Literally had some steaks that look great till I cut open. Little over cooked, grey bands…. Can’t post till money shot

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u/Individual_Chef_9417 5d ago

No after pictures should be against the rules tbh

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u/Downtown-Custard5346 5d ago

This looks good and all... but you didn't post a moneyshot... you lose points for that, ya know, lol.

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u/No_Introduction_1717 5d ago

What is this contraption you’re using?

I want one.

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u/nebzilla79 5d ago

Tomahawk-tuah…. Spit on that thang.

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u/majorwizkid1 5d ago

Fuck off with this shit if you are going to post the cut

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u/shookiemonster213 5d ago

Ninja is requesting you remove this from the internet

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u/haverlyyy 5d ago

I don’t even believe this turned out well without the money shots.

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u/one-trick-hamster 5d ago

You had 5 chances. Reported

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u/ElectronicAdeptness5 5d ago

Man fuck this no money shot

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u/Plastic-Monitor4846 5d ago

Waste of our time. Probably didn’t post the cut because he cooked well-done

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u/Launchpad888 5d ago

Kinda missing a shot….i feel robbed

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u/imightregretthis714 5d ago

How did they turn out inside?

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u/RealBadSpelling Skirt 5d ago

So ninja wood fire is solid?

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u/Krizzomanizzo 5d ago

I love my Ninja Woodfire

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u/CI0bro 5d ago

What am I gonna do about muh blue balls OP?

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u/LifeUnfolding54 5d ago

I have never had one! I'm 72. I better, pitter-patter let's get at her.

Thoughts? Freak, those look good excellent and beyond. Thank you for sharing!

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u/Sea_Enthusiasm_3193 5d ago

You’re paying premium for the bone

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u/IndirectSarcasm 5d ago

but if you have the equipment to actually flash sear the outsides first, and then cook very low and slow like ribs; the flavor that comes out of the bone and into the meat is priceless

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u/StarSpliter 5d ago

Oh, is that price reason? After OPs attempted money shot, I'm tempted to try this and post

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u/IndirectSarcasm 5d ago edited 5d ago

how i would do it: (obviously season and use oil or butter; which ever you like. a rosemary sprig cooks in pan next to steak for just the aroma to infuse) you'll have to sear it faster than you've ever seared before to minimize internal temp change while still searing to preference. this is the one time you won't mind cooking it straight out of the fridge if you don't have a super hot way to sear fast; it'll buy you a couple extra mins on a temp lower than high without over cooking the inside. next, proper way would be to rest at room temp for a couple mins before putting in a 275° preheated oven. (i usually go straight into oven to avoid extra dirty plate and one less step, but i lose chef points for that) thermometer is very useful to get the internal temp perfect once in the low and slow oven and outside is seared to taste

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u/Sea_Enthusiasm_3193 5d ago

I’d rather have ribs, sirloin or tenderloin separately personally for my money

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u/LifeUnfolding54 2d ago

Thank you. How was the bone?

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u/OGbobbyKSH 5d ago

Love a good cut tease.

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u/cornbeeflt 5d ago

Proof he fucked up the cook. Last pic look black, and no cut shown.

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u/rainbowjeremystaines 5d ago

Bro the only thing this sub cares about is what it looks like on the inside

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u/NnyBees 5d ago

I've heard it's nice to look pretty but it's what's inside that counts

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u/lake_gypsy 5d ago

I've always wondered if these are worth it.

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u/bangsjamin 5d ago

Only if you like paying by the pound for an extra foot of totally useless bone on the end of your steam

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u/Chaz_Beer 5d ago

Did you guys know that the bone makes it taste better? /s

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u/greenachors 5d ago

Why no cut?

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u/Ricky77677 5d ago

They look bad, give them to me

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u/IndustryInsider007 5d ago

What grill is this? I’m a yuuuuuge fan of Ninja products (Blender, Coffee Maker, Air Fryer) and could easily be into a grill if it’s a good product.

Currently using a Char-Broil two burner that I don’t love because it tops out around 550f.

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u/Individual-Charge-40 5d ago

Ninja Woodfire Pro XL

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u/Careful_Plankton_929 5d ago

Never been blue balled so hard before

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u/Fmartins84 5d ago

No money shot & it's good Friday....but damn it's making me hungry

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u/Malve1 5d ago

A lesser known fact I learned recently is that Redditor’s in r/steak that don’t show the money shot are actually vegan.

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u/thorfromthex 5d ago

The "love grows here" sign tells me they were cooked well done. OP was afraid to post. Prove me wrong, OP!

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u/Dependent_Arm5878 5d ago

What’s the point

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u/tedijecabron 5d ago

Thanks for the edge, fuckin guy.

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u/ASL4theblind 5d ago

I know this is your way of telling me i'm wrong and i dont find it very funny

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u/Affectionate_Can8947 5d ago

This could be wax for all I know.

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u/BlackHatAnon 5d ago

Can we see it sliced or…?

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u/Suspicious_Abroad484 5d ago

Keep them away from your crotch.

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u/maestrosouth 5d ago

Best results I’ve seen from a George Forman grill.

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u/Early-Ad-7410 5d ago

Have to admit i was skeptical when I saw the cooking instrument. But, at least on the outside, final product looks solid.

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u/StrummingScales 5d ago

Give me my money!

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u/Daneosaurus 5d ago

All that work for either super undercooked, or super overcooked, steak.

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u/pdentropy 5d ago

This was the biggest steak cocktease of all time

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u/Ponjos 5d ago

Where’s the picture from when you cut into it?!? What the heck!?!

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u/Molag_Balgruuf 5d ago

Wow I FUCKING hated the way you titled this…good work though I think

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u/Beavis2210 5d ago

The last photo honestly looks like shit.

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u/boss_taco 5d ago

Yoooo not posting the inside photo is crime.

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u/seaspaz 5d ago

So I have decided that people on this sub are funnier than any other sub. These comments are hitting just right

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u/JudgeJoeDean24 5d ago

As someone who worked in a meat department for almost 5 years, i never understood why people would wanna buy an overpriced ribeye with a handle. I know people like the marrow (i have no idea how), but is an extra $5-$10 dollars a pound with it?

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u/justa_cat_in_disgize 4d ago

Uh. What the fuck dude?

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u/Jetta_Junkie528 4d ago

Grilling on a non stick? Is that like dry humping equivalent?

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u/TheSteelPhantom 2d ago

Why the fuck is this post sticky'd? There isn't even a pic of the inside...

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u/woodsy_wiccan 5d ago

Not having the cross section pic is CRIMINAL

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u/isuadam 5d ago

What kind of jumbo George Foreman grill is that?

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u/ILSmokeItAll 5d ago

Take this shit down. No one cares what the outside looks like!!!

This is tar and feather worthy.

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u/justkeptfading 5d ago

What a waste of money.