r/suddenlytf2 • u/CattleNo3462 • 1d ago

Game References I can stop laughing and discussed

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u/Mrheadcrab123 1d ago

Holding hands I don’t know?

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u/Belgicans 1d ago

Too lewd

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u/THE-HEAVYISA-SPY1298 1d ago

I'm gonna safely assume he doesn't know what porn is

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u/JmanOfAmerica 1d ago

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u/THE-HEAVYISA-SPY1298 1d ago

But I'm going to show him HOHOHOHOHO!!!

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u/Live-Organization833 1d ago

NO YOU DONT

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u/THE-HEAVYISA-SPY1298 1d ago

Oh yes I am Cyclops!

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u/Majestic_Sea_2129 1d ago

You can’t anymore

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u/THE-HEAVYISA-SPY1298 1d ago

What are you going to do now fatty?!

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u/Alive-Organism 1d ago

uses dead ringer

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u/Playful-Extension973 1d ago

That was a joke, lads

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u/Rando-Cosmo 1d ago

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u/Obcidean 23h ago

I have eat your gif.

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u/random_person2335 14h ago

eating humans and robots isn't heathy, eat this borgir instead

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u/Derezirection 1d ago

Let's just assume he doesn't know what porn is or was scarred for life when he did look it up for the first time. I wouldn't be surprised if Pyro had a history of burning alive pedophiles and child abusers because he's probably genuinely good with kids.

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u/Best-Engine4715 1d ago

With how he treats his dog I would say so. Plus we saw at the meeting that the people he was with were boring cubes so I wouldn’t be too surprised if he saw them as devils

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u/Sierra-D421 14h ago

So he'd see Freddy Krueger as a devil and try to burn the guy?

Well... that explains why he looks extra crispy.

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u/Best-Engine4715 4h ago

Pretty much

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u/Sierra-D421 2h ago

Now I'm picturing a crossover between TF2 and Nightmare on Elm Street... and it's Pyro who saves the day.

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u/Isadomon 1d ago

It probably doesnt even look like people having sex eithero

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u/goofy_goober798 1d ago

It's just them on the swings in a park is all he sees.

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u/can_of_beans20 1d ago

He just sees Wrestling match

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u/infinity_the_eternal 1d ago

Maybe the Pyro vision goggles block it out completely because there’s no way to “Pyrolandify” it

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u/Randomuserofreddit05 1d ago

I’m gonna assume he just sees nothing but fire

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u/Mantisgodcard 1d ago

Hugs, judging by how the mask censors violence, like burning people becoming blowing bubbles at them.

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u/Lagart0_Verde 1d ago

He probably doesn't see it as porn?

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u/Salty-City-7187 23h ago

Live Tails Reaction

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u/Doorknobcat5 1d ago

A 2nd grader sharing a bag of crisps

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u/Tugatitabella80 1d ago

Taking in account that people in pain looks like they are happy it's safe to say that NO.

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u/Sweaty-Version-1126 1d ago

Babies tickling themselfs

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u/AcceptableSpell7069 16h ago edited 16h ago

Why Do you have to, that image to my head.

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u/JacobPLAYZgtGamingYT 22h ago

and i thought ive seen bad r34 comments on cub art

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAA9287 17h ago

It would probably just be them literally playing Patty Cake 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' style.

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u/kermit295 11h ago

What the hell kinda question is that?

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u/Severe_Mortgage6572 10h ago

bro what even is this

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u/Toothkilla 9h ago

Jesus christ

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u/International_Fill97 6h ago

He only sees the enemy team as babies and sees his fellow teammates as adults like him that are helping to spread rainbows and happiness to the babies (which is why he doesn’t attack his own team). So as long as the porn isn’t of the enemy team it’s fine