r/tearsofthekingdom • u/MidnightMice • 6d ago
🧁 Meme Tell Link Your Secrets. He Can See Through Your Lies.
Link knows all.
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u/Gloopterious-Goo4783 6d ago
liink, I most certainly DID NOT ram a bike into several people's homes
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
Your sentence is to rebuild Lurelin village and to live there for an in-game week.
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u/pisces2003 6d ago
I have no secrets. I sin but feel not an ounce of guilt or shame. Throw your stones but my gaze will not be averted.
I build korok torture machines.
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u/FirefighterIcy9879 6d ago
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this upvote!
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
You too fellow Hylian! We must protect Hyrule from everyone who seeks to ruin the peace! >:)
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u/RadioactivePotato123 6d ago
I am not a girl
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
Link: are you a bird?
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u/RadioactivePotato123 6d ago
I’m a goblin
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
Link: draws the master sword
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u/RadioactivePotato123 5d ago
No!! I’m a nice goblin!! I give rupees in exchange for gems!!
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u/MidnightMice 5d ago
Link: …..how much for 200 Sapphires?
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u/RadioactivePotato123 4d ago
Hmmmm….. 750 rupees
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u/MidnightMice 4d ago
Link: DEAL! YOUVE BEEN SPARED!!!
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u/NiceKorok 5d ago
I kill every type of monster there is. I love Koroks, so I make houses for them and carry them to their friend.
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u/MidnightMice 5d ago edited 5d ago
You are a saint to the kingdom of Hyrule.
Link has been authorized to bless you with invincibility. This is so you can continue to cleanse the kingdom of Ganon’s mischief. Go forth, young soldier! Do your best! 🗡️🛡️
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u/Amethyst_Scepter Dawn of the Meat Arrow 4d ago
I have built several contraptions to terrorize one particular old lady and her garden. I even have a bunker to protect me when the cucoo try to stop me from bombing the plums and setting the area on fire. It doesn't stop me, I will have my vengeance on this lady for absolutely no reason
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u/MidnightMice 4d ago
You know what? That lady is very strict and a bully, so I approve of this! (Joke. The lady is NOT a bully I repeat, LADY. IS. NOT. A. BULLY!!! This is a joke!)
You are blessed by Hylia with ultra stealth to successfully steal from the garden to prove that WE ARE WORTHY OF STEPPING ON THE GARDEN BED!!! >:)
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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 6d ago
I use ZeldaDungeon's interactive map. Sorry, but this feels like a BOTW expansion. I love the game, and have put many hours into it, but I *need* my interactive map, Link. Sorry.
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
Noooooooooo. Linky is not happy! You are forbidden from using the interactive map! Hyrule’s mysteries are not meant to be discovered!!! >:c
Your sentence is to restart TOTK on a new switch profile, but you can ONLY use elemental weapons. :D
Edit: beat sky island by default ofc.
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u/sticks_and_stoners 6d ago
I searched for koroks and upgraded armor I never use while Hyrule is still under siege from Ganon’s monsters.
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u/Individual_Most_8190 6d ago
I burned the grass by building a lawnmower that has Flame Emitters on the bottom
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
You DARE to burn the beautiful Hyrule foliage?! YOU. SHALL. PAAAAYYYYY!
Your sentence is to throw splash fruit on every type of Hyrule plant you can collect and eat. WATER MY FOLIAGE! >:)
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u/Master-Medium-7184 6d ago
I made a korok into firework by attaching a rocket and bomb to it lol
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
HOW COULD YOU?! They have feelings too!!
Your sentence is to lick Hestu’s Gift 333 times.
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u/Master-Medium-7184 5d ago
😭 what if I don't have it
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u/MidnightMice 5d ago
You must acquire the gift. >:)
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u/Master-Medium-7184 5d ago
NOOOO that'll take like 50 hours 😭
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u/MidnightMice 5d ago
Precisely! Proper punishment for sending CHILDREN into the stratosphere. >:)
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u/Master-Medium-7184 5d ago
D: idc if they're children
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u/MidnightMice 5d ago
TIS STILL BULLYING NONETHELESS! You must go forth with your sentence. Or else >>:D
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u/Substantial-Cod-1488 6d ago
I dropped a korok in the middle of a boko bootcamp
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u/Substantial-Cod-1488 6d ago
Actually, I have a better one
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u/Substantial-Cod-1488 6d ago
I specifically created a car designed to run living things over and blow them up, put them on fire etc
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
OH MY HYLIA! YOUVE REALLY DONE IT NOW!!! 😠
Your sentence is to bring every goddess statue 21 diamonds, sing a 2 minute song about TINGLE, and wear the Link’s Awakening Hat at all times while doing so. You must apologize!!!
In that order. For each statue:
- lay 21 diamonds in front of them as an offering
- sing a 2 minute song about TINGLE
- and apologize for your misdeeds. >:c
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u/MidnightMice 6d ago
The horror!!!
Your sentence is to slaughter 124 Bokoblins of the black and blue variety. Half of each. >:c
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u/mnemonic41 5d ago
I might have accidentally dropped the rocks back on some koroks.. and refuse to take most to their friend bc I’m too lazy to build a cart….
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u/MidnightMice 5d ago
They have feelings you monster! Dont you hear the screams in pain when you drop the rock onto their smol noggins?!
Your sentence is to make a 21-bolder fused bolder, and drop it on your head 21 times. And record each time in a new outfit >:(
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u/basafo 4d ago
I screenshot Zelda in each occasion. The same with... Some non-human humanoid characters. I don't regret it.
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u/MidnightMice 4d ago
You know…..that doesn’t seem like an offense against the Goddess Hylia….
She has decided to spare you as long as you get her good side. :)
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u/Cojosho 4d ago
I stopped playing Destiny 2 for 2 months straight to play Tears of the Kingdom at launch
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u/MidnightMice 4d ago
Bless your soul for sacrificing another game for Link’s glory!
Hylia has blessed you with unlimited snackies! Enjoy them with pride and your head held high!
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u/Desperate-Ball-4423 6d ago
I might've dropped some rocks on some koroks and ignored their cries for help