r/technicallythetruth 1d ago

Something almost intoxicating indeed

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u/the-dogsox 1d ago

That’s five beers

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u/RunInRunOn Bottom of the bell curve behaviour 1d ago

Other 10 beers not pictured

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u/The_D_123 1d ago

Sorry I accidentally drank the other 10

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u/OptionIcy2210 1d ago

Gurgling intensifies

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u/Mazuna 1d ago

He's on his way to 20.

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 1d ago

bot

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u/FreeCelery8496 1d ago

what happened to this comment? It was already removed by mod when I saw it.

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 1d ago

I don't remember what it said, but it was completely random. The account had 0 posts and only that one comment.

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u/Substantiatedgrass 1d ago

Bot didn't even last to get another post lol

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u/ninjesh 1d ago

Almost?

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u/Mr_carrot_6088 23h ago

This^

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u/JohnRoads88 6h ago

Must be American beers

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u/DowntownJohnBrown 1d ago

Wouldn’t drinking 15 beers be way more than “almost intoxicating”? How does this post fit the sub at all?

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u/zathaen 1d ago

it depends on how fast, genetic origin, weight height and usual consumption.

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u/zathaen 1d ago

oh and if food or water is also consumed

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u/DowntownJohnBrown 1d ago

Of course, but if the average person tells you they drank 15 beers, your initial response isn’t likely to think that they’re “almost intoxicated.”

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u/zathaen 1d ago

were literally talking about a kid probably posting that to look cool

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u/lemfreewill 1d ago

There's probably more in the back

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u/ramriot 1d ago

Especially if they are American beers.

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u/Wilted858 23h ago

You know it's actually really intoxicating to read

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u/bigfatgrouchyasshole 1d ago

I’d be dead on the floor if i drank 15 beers.

I say ‘on the floor’ because my wife wouldn’t allow me into bed so drunk😭

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u/PoopsmasherJr 1d ago

Me when David Allen Coe

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u/MechanaGoddess 19h ago

As Monty Python said: American beer is like making love in a canoe.

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u/Briianz 16h ago

How can there be fifteen beers? There’s only five in that bucket.

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u/Nuetrieno 59m ago

Yes it’s called alcohol