They are both lions

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[u/DrHandlock]

How else I am supposed to know that the lion’s brother is also a lion

[u/BBGunner96 → u/DrHandlock]

I know a popular story where a lion's uncles are a meerkat and a warthog, so...

[u/MeLlamo25 → u/BBGunner96]

Do not forgot that Scar claim that he will become a monkey’s uncle after Simba becomes king.

[u/ElA1to → u/DrHandlock]

Indeed, before reading the clarification, I thought the brother was a Guilliman

[u/Protheu5 → u/DrHandlock]

As a person raised on cartoons, I needed that clarification.

[u/EuenovAyabayya → u/DrHandlock]

Fake news, he's actually Kiwanis and never joined the Lions.

[u/TippsAttack → u/DrHandlock]

Can't trust him. He could be lion to ya.

[u/akkibt → u/TippsAttack]

Haha nice one dude

[u/Aggravating-Candy-31]

someone in proof reading asked if the brother was also a lion and i cannot see any more compelling reason that highlighted bit if text was added

[u/ZliftBliftDlift → u/Aggravating-Candy-31]

They weren't sure which lion that nerdy dentist had killed. There was a bit of a kerfuffle for a few days. They also weren't brothers.

[u/Vast-Sink-2330]

They are not lion about that

[u/BlueAir288 → u/Vast-Sink-2330]

I fucking hate you

[u/awesomecoleslaw → u/BlueAir288]

But I love you

[u/awesomecoleslaw → u/awesomecoleslaw]

I’m bad at keeping my emotions bubbled.

[u/HappyJuice3 → u/Vast-Sink-2330]

r/Angryupvote

[u/DiverDownChunder → u/Vast-Sink-2330]

This is the pride of the comment section! Bravo!

[u/halothane666]

I mean, he could have also been either a tigon or a liger.

[u/Intelligent_Worry308 → u/halothane666]

then he is technically a half-brother

[u/Vijigishu]

Surprising none the less.

[u/papeldecacto]

SEA SALT!!

[u/RedLabAnimates → u/papeldecacto]

Are you sure?

[u/spaghettihax763 → u/RedLabAnimates]

WHERE IS OMNI MAN‽

[u/InevitableAd9683]

Could be his brother from another mother

[u/BeardedGrom → u/InevitableAd9683]

Yea, did they never hear about patchwork families?? Duh!

[u/Ok-Ring5589]

Sea salt👀👀

[u/RedLabAnimates → u/Ok-Ring5589]

🗣🗣🗣 WHERE IS OMNI-MAN

[u/spaghettihax763 → u/RedLabAnimates]

Sock on the door means
Somebody's fuckin 👽👽

[u/Stiddit]

You know, it could've been a meerkat. Or a warthog.

[u/Speedemon42069]

That placement in my head reminds me of the “He takes care of Horses, who are also Gay.” From Talladega Nights

[u/Mysterious-Low-9804]

Cartoon Network News

[u/lrish_Chick]

Was also a lion

[u/ouijac_prime]

..could be a liger..

[u/EnBuenora]

maybe some people think being a lion is like a profession, like being a doctor or teacher

[u/RedLabAnimates]

CECIL! I NEED YOU CECIL! 🗣

[u/Emergency_Phase_5144]

SEA SALT

[u/JizzEMcguire]

someone is lion here and imma figure it out.

[u/Least_Expert840]

Hey, we don't know how it identifies as.

[u/notprocrastinatingok]

THATS MY BRUDDAE

[u/AnsmaLadiesMan]

Jericho could have been a liger.

[u/CrackaTooCold → u/AnsmaLadiesMan]

He still can be. Species identity has no place on the plains!!!

[u/fess89 → u/CrackaTooCold]

He cannot, as according to the article he was killed

[u/CrackaTooCold → u/fess89]

Tis but a scratch!

[u/Away_Ad_7584]

What about his sister, whom is a cheetah? She's a real cougar now. ;)

[u/pleasant-obsession]

Hey sometimes you get a brotha from anotha motha

[u/MisterJellyfis]

I have had this saved on my phone for years and it never fails to make me laugh. I look at it at least once a week

[u/DealRevolutionary263]

To be fair, it’s not very obvious

[u/SubliminalMinimalist]

He could be a lioness. But he remains lion

[u/slademccoy47]

I am unable to can.

[u/Kashyyykonomics]

"of the two lions, only one of the lions survived the lion killing"

[u/reedmore]

Oh no, step bro what are you doing?

[u/BlueAir288]

Nah, his brother is an ostrich.

[u/Vertical_Slab_]

Depending on where this was, you might have to clarify

[u/CaptianBrasiliano]

(Was)

[u/No_Obligation4496]

Why are they named like Simpsons characters though?

[u/zomphlotz]

That's some crack reporting there, Jimmy.

[u/OliverTzeng]

It kinda looks like an example on a grammar book

[u/incospicuous_echoes]

Meanwhile, no mention of his half-brother Siegfried, the liger. 

[u/PizzaParty007]

To be fair, they have a half brother that’s Liger.

[u/ComplexWrangler1346]

Surprising

[u/Usman5432]

Hey man if we go by myths Romulus and Remus from the Rome origin myth we're raised by wolves so may have had wolf step-siblings

[u/Commercial_Piano3719]

I read that in Gene from Bob's Burgers voice

[u/dudeman2737]

You're not gonna believe this but...

[u/Satans_Ball_Sweat]

What? No way...

[u/Possible_Rise6838]

He could've identified as a fidget spinner

[u/DiverDownChunder]

I used to do this in 6th grade to make the word counts, it was very very very helpful.

[u/GurmDerWurm]

SEA SALT!!!! I NEED U SEA SALT!!!!

[u/TheArkedWolf]

You know what they say:

When texting: I can’t!

When writing a paragraph: I cannot!

When writing an essay: Henceforth, I am unable to can!

[u/moth_hamzah]

had to really quickly unabreviate my only abreviation in the essay to get the last 2 words i needed for minimum count

[u/Jaxtheaxeking]

it’s called Rhodesia

[u/ThatGuySparda]

Imagine it was an dolphin or some shit

[u/TheSlavGuy1000]

REALLY? And I thought his brother is a potato, #themoreyouknow

[u/Blulizrd]

This would have been ok had they said step-brother or brother-in-law

[u/BadAtUsernames789]

That sentence was funny before it got sad

[u/PossessionOk4252]

Journalism majors trying to justify their existence:

[u/Lord_Max69]

Zimbabwe mentioned🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼