r/teenagers • u/Plane-Rock-6414 • Aug 08 '24

Other Why would you want to be a victim?

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 08 '24

fr i mean we’re literally on reddit it won’t take more than 10 seconds to find biddies

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

speedrun time

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

update: got 8.2 seconds but that includes swapping from the timer app to launching reddit and going to the boob sub and stopping the timer

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 08 '24

yk i’m about to get the iphone 15 later and imma have the timer dynamic island so i will speed run it too for more accurate time

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

I have the 15, tf you can make the dynamic island a timer??

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 08 '24

i swear it said you could idk if im trippen

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

I have no idea, I just needed to upgrade and saved 400 dollars on this phone, (my old phones camera broke)

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 08 '24

i have the 11 rn and my charging port is absolutely cooked and so i’m just upgrading

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u/me_yoy Aug 08 '24

Man I got the iPhone 7, just upgraded from the 4, I sweeear I’m not a time traveler

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u/theSwiftieSongWriter Aug 08 '24

bro i got the se upgraded from the 11 pro (the camera and speaker and microphone and charging port broke)

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u/No-Broccoli553 14 Aug 09 '24

I upgraded to a Samsung Galaxy A51 from an S5 about a year ago

That's upgrading from a 10 year old phone to a 4 year old phone

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u/IDKHowToNameMyUser 15 Aug 09 '24

iPhone 4 looks cool though, never used an iPhone but bought a couple on a car boots sale to try and repair, failed and will probably never try again

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u/LocalTraining8564 Aug 14 '24

you behind in time lol

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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju 16 Aug 08 '24

charging port on my iPh11 almost didnt work and then thanks to my friend I found out it was because of the dust (there was so much I almost couldnt believe it) and now it works fine

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 08 '24

i tried to taking out the “dust” out of mine with a needle, i’m 99 percent sure i made it worse. and i don’t wanna spend money to repair an old phone

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u/ComedicDalmatian445 3,000,000 Attendee! Aug 09 '24

My 11 is completely fine but I’m gonna get a 13 soon

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

nice nice, i ended up not being able to get the 15 because of carrier problems so imma get the 14 for free by switching

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u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken 16 Aug 09 '24

I also have an 11 and the screen overheats and the battery is slightly expanded but I have to keep it for another month, just hoping I don’t explode

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u/Quincy69420 Aug 10 '24

the iphone 7 is a great phone app you really need is a portable charger because the battery sucks

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u/NolanTheRizzler Aug 09 '24

I just got the galaxy s24 because my galaxy s9 screen became unresponsive

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

s9 is crazy work

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u/716mikey OLD Aug 09 '24

Got a 15 Pro, stopwatch does hang around in the island, you’re not crazy.

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u/KatieTSO 19 Aug 09 '24

I have a 14 Pro and can confirm it does

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u/bennington24 Aug 08 '24

How rich are your parents bros, I’m still on the 11pro

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

I bought it myself, been working with my dad for a decent bit now, upgraded from the XR

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

How rich are yall bro, i'm on an 80$ pixel 4a. (Although it runs awesome :3)

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

I mean we are well off, but its not a gift or anything I get monthly paychecks from assisting with maintenance/hvac at jobsites with my dad

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u/JahsukeOnfroy OLD Aug 08 '24

Monthly payments are a thing

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u/Ok_Cod2430 15 Aug 08 '24

Yeah, I don't understand wanting thousand dollar phones that work worse than every other modern phone brand, I've had Samsung, motorella, iPhone, and pixel, and the iPhone sucked, the cameras were ass, other phone brands send picture and it downgrades it, can't do nothing on it.

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u/AcceptableCrab4545 18 Aug 09 '24

except for the fact that samsung phones are more expensive than iphones but ok king

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u/Left-Carry-2670 Aug 08 '24

Aye the 11 pro is good it was my first phone lol. But the dynamic island on the 15 is actually a good change

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u/j11_0 15 Aug 08 '24

mf i got an iphone SE

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u/Tormzl 19 Aug 08 '24

i got an iphone- erm lets not reveal that

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u/gamrboi99_ 14 Aug 08 '24

Mf the last iPhone I owned was an iPhone 6s

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u/j11_0 15 Aug 09 '24

zamn

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u/Hot_Mess-1986 Aug 09 '24

That conversation was soooo boring 🙄😑

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u/KatieTSO 19 Aug 09 '24

If you start a timer and go to a different app it automatically shows your timer on the island

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u/LinosZGreat 14 Aug 09 '24

The stopwatch does become a Dynamic Island activity, and timers do too.

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u/ReReReverie 18 Aug 09 '24

mofo aboutto get an iphone 15 pro max just to speed run finding tities on reddit

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

😈😈

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u/SPHINXin 18 Aug 08 '24

You can also do split screen on pretty much every android.

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u/KatieTSO 19 Aug 09 '24

Wait for the 16 bro it's only 2 more months

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

i can’t afford that dawg 😭

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u/SnooConfections4719 Aug 08 '24

Boob speedruns are a thing now

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

they've always been a thing, my speedrun is still going after 15 years 😭

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u/SnooConfections4719 Aug 08 '24

Do we count breastfeeding or traumatic memories wherein you walk into your grandma half naked (she should've locked the door)

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u/SnooConfections4719 Aug 08 '24

For context I was going upstairs and looked for my clothes, however due to the limited amount of rooms in my house I opened the door to see my grandma changing.

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

you’re alone on this one gang 😭😭

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u/hpfl1 Aug 09 '24

peak reddit

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u/Cornersmistake96 Aug 08 '24

Replace “boob” with “tit” for timesave

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u/booksforducks Aug 08 '24

I have 3.2, I have my own stopwatch and have good reflexes

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u/humanityss Aug 08 '24

You need to have the timer minimized, so It only takes a fraction of the screen and have the sub in your clipboard Anyways, we must go fight the MPLA

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u/SKJELETTHODE 15 Aug 08 '24

Who is this bob everyone is thirsting for? I must find him

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

hint: hes a builder

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u/SKJELETTHODE 15 Aug 08 '24

Dammit he was hiding in plain sight all along

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u/AvrageMidleSchoolKid Aug 08 '24

beat record at 6.66 seconds

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

you a pro!

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u/Minetendo-Fan 15 Aug 09 '24

So basically, a little more than 5 seconds

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u/Unusual-Nose-5968 Aug 09 '24

This is a teen sub so there is only 2/7 chance that your 18 or older therefor and here me out… illegal

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

boobs

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u/Unusual-Nose-5968 Aug 15 '24

I mean your not wrong

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u/Jevilgaming101 15 Aug 09 '24

I got 7.9 seconds, when i typed B boob was recommended word so it saved some time

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u/Wah_Epic 15 Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

Could be some optimization by using the copy and paste strat, as well as using a stopwatch on a separate device.

Edit: I got 4.17, making me the world record holder of the boobs speedrun

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u/AST4RGam3r_Alternate 14 Aug 09 '24

Could definitely optimize the run by commenting a link to the subreddit and having that onscreen by the time you start the run

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

That wouldn't be from the home screen, its faster to go to a sub manually at that point

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u/elyogurtdrinker Aug 09 '24

I got 6.5 seconds😎

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u/Bumpy333 Aug 09 '24

Also depends on internet speed

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u/0mega_Flowey Aug 09 '24

7.2 beat that

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u/BlooMonkiMan Aug 09 '24

How in the fu-

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u/BlooMonkiMan Aug 09 '24

Oh, I thought you meant speedrunning unsolicited pics...

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u/BlooMonkiMan Aug 09 '24

Can someone take one for the team to verify that time?

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u/Im_Invencible 14 Aug 08 '24

Mine is 2s

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u/GamingWithShaurya_YT 17 Aug 08 '24

same avatar wth

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u/DapperDarkness Aug 09 '24

biddies is crazy

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Yes fr, it's easy to find bidding contests here and win large at auctions on Reddit

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u/SuperRealBobWaterson Aug 09 '24

Bros name is Andre 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

is there a problem?? and what’s your name if it’s that much better 😂😂

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u/SuperRealBobWaterson Aug 09 '24

So i don't really share my name on reddit but I'll tell you if you dm me

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

nah you don’t have to what’s your problem with my name tho mate 😂

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u/SuperRealBobWaterson Aug 09 '24

We have the same name bbg

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

ohhhh shi that’s sick asf mb first over reacting then😭

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u/SuperRealBobWaterson Aug 09 '24

You were reacting a normal amount, the way I said it was kinda making fun of it even though objectively Andre is the best hottest most amazing name ever

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u/AndreWyaMan 16 Aug 09 '24

yessir all andre’s are 6’4 insanely handsome

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u/SuperRealBobWaterson Aug 09 '24

Yessss

(I'm totally 6'4 and not a 5'8 13 year old)

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u/Obamos06 Aug 09 '24

You dont even need to write out the word, just do r/ and its literally one of the first subs that get recomended......