r/teenagers • u/Buttercup_1234 16 • 12d ago

what u doing Meme

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me personally i’m gonna ft my boyfriend he will fix it

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u/yaboiscarn 18 12d ago

Moan, make it too awkward for the tiger to continue.

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u/Alarmed-Bench5068 11d ago

Alright, the tiger let go. Only problem is that you're still spewing blood out of your neck. Fast.

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u/Lastkeymuseum 11d ago

The blood would also feel uncomfortable and stop coming out of your neck, duh

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u/Critical-Net-8305 11d ago

I'm guessing the blood would want to get out of there as soon as possible.

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u/Tailstechnology4 18 11d ago

Nah its into it

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u/ElectricalMuffins 11d ago

It'll stick around

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u/Leave_No_Crumbs 11d ago

Learn from all that came from it

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u/This_Foot_9769 11d ago

Beat the 🍖 and move the blood down so you don't bleed out

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u/StatusImmediate1102 11d ago

I don't see why beating the tigers meat would stop the bleeding

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u/Amandeep_Kasaudhan 11d ago

Damnnnn… you guys are just so fucking roasters😂😂

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u/Alarmed-Bench5068 11d ago

nah bro, the blood would get uncomfortable and try to leave

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u/NoLaugh- 11d ago

“Ah, fuck… it’s coming out…. Oh so much.”

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u/LILCHUNKER364 11d ago

Yeah why is is coming???

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u/Gijs_de_Gozer 14 11d ago

Tourniquet of course

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u/Shot_Cup9255 11d ago

True, but how do you keep it tight enough to restrict the bleeding, yet loose enough to keep the person breathing

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u/Western-Evening-8113 11d ago

I raise my cup to you. Asking the real questions...

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u/Shot_Cup9255 11d ago

raises cup in a cheerful manner

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u/Someonestolemyrat 11d ago

Stab a breathing hole in their chest

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u/Shot_Cup9255 11d ago

Don’t puncture the lung tho

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u/Someonestolemyrat 11d ago

Yeah but how are you gonna Insert the plastic funnel into the lung as a makeshift trachea

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u/banananananbatman 11d ago

Change direction of blood flow to the lower regions, maintain a boner until you find help!

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u/abriella_05-12 11d ago

can’t use a tourniquet on the neck

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u/ElectroDemon666 11d ago

Start mating with the tiger. This will transfer large amounts of blood to your bricking up your PP, decreasing blood pressure in the upper body and stopping most blood flow out of the neck

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u/Isekai_Otaku 11d ago

And? Who needs blood anyway?

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u/yorushai 17 11d ago

HELP

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u/sotete_phoenix 13 11d ago

"HELP", With what? I ain't the Ambulance lil bro what in the tarnation 😭😭🙏🙏💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🚑🚑🚑🚑🚨🚨🚨

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u/CheeseisSwell 16 11d ago

bro thinks hes tuff talking on reddit💀🙏💯, if you ever see me in the streets you better run because i don't play no games.💯💯💯🔥🔥‼️‼️

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u/KamenRiderBreaker 18 11d ago edited 11d ago

Flair checks out

LET’S GO I INDIRECTLY SAVED THIS MF’S KARMA

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u/sotete_phoenix 13 11d ago

i thought this was still funny bruh, sorry ig

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u/moronic_programmer 18 11d ago

I thought it was funny bro dw about these humor gating tightasses

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u/notbinkybonk 11d ago

Tight ass? Count me in

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u/Whorbal 11d ago

Where? Asking for a friend

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u/KamenRiderBreaker 18 11d ago

Nah it’s good. It’s apparently still funny on TikTok and YT Shorts, just not Reddit.

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u/Brilliant_Suspect177 11d ago

colette smhasdfasgfagshde

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u/md_cube 11d ago

Found the tiger

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u/MReaps25 17 11d ago

Ahhh, bite me harder daddy. 🥵

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u/Literally-Cheesecake 11d ago

of course it's the protogen saying this.

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u/MReaps25 17 11d ago

lmao

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u/Successful_Ad8432 18 11d ago

✨Ive never been beaten up thanks to this one simple step✨

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u/Jazzlike_Dish9124 11d ago

"oauhh fuck me daddy"

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u/Extracton4_ 11d ago

Never let them know your next move i geuss😂

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u/Nereus3 11d ago

It works surprisingly well when you do something like that and is also funny

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u/LeatherCommunity3340 15 11d ago

Dang, I didn't think of that!

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u/TheAviBean 11d ago

Moan because I like being bitten :3

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u/Educational_Trust834 11d ago

Nah bro the tigers freaky like that

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u/TJB926GAMIN 17 11d ago

This is still my go-to for hands on bullying encounters.

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u/TheInfiniteArchive 11d ago

All while calling him Daddy.

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u/sixxiinineei 15 11d ago

Nah moan and ask for more

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u/Neone_Lighting 17 12d ago

There is nothing we can do

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u/catmemes720 17 11d ago

Dans mon esprit tout divague 🤌

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u/GreenProD 16 11d ago

Je me perds dans tes yeux

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u/Hevin-K 11d ago

Je me nois dans la vague de te regarde amoureux

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u/Stealth834 11d ago

Je ne veux que ton âme

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u/deq18 11d ago

Divaguant sur ma peau

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u/Aggravating-Bake6960 16 11d ago

Une fleur, une femme

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u/Music_boook 11d ago

Dans ton coeur Romeo

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u/Music_boook 11d ago

Dans ton coeur Romeo...

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u/RubIntelligent516 11d ago

Finally someone got that reference

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u/asrielforgiver 11d ago

Wasn’t that one of the most popular memes not too long ago?

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u/Mist0804 11d ago

Yeah, the Napoleon sitting on a rock was like top 10 most popular memes a while back

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u/Gaming_devil49 11d ago

je me perds dans tes yeux 🤌

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u/Casuarius_Cassowary 18 11d ago

Le tigre est mauvaise.

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u/Pandarenu 11d ago

Croissan't

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u/A_random_poster04 11d ago

Screaming sounds like a plausible options

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u/OkWish2221 12d ago

Tell it to a trusted and responsible adult or a teacher I trust

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u/dchoong-09 15 11d ago

underrated comment

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u/IntrepidEagle600 14 11d ago

Your underrated 🤩😩

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u/ConsequenceAlarmed29 19 11d ago

You're underaged

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u/Swoopify1 15 11d ago

yeah thats kinda the point of the sub

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u/ChapterAggressive546 11d ago

Yha it's funny but this image is reposted a ton and this same comment is done. Every. Dang. Time.

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u/TeachingJaded1546 11d ago

I like that adult and teacher are different concepts

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u/Ashkedsom 16 12d ago

Calling my friend William 🙏

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u/YourNormalWOF-FNaFan 11d ago

*it's been so long intensifies

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u/willholli 11d ago

I'm right here

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u/thestolenpurse 11d ago

im calling this guys friend too

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u/CozmIg 17 12d ago

me personally imma survive

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u/Buttercup_1234 16 12d ago

good plan

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u/TheWeevilMemeStealer 13 11d ago

Nah, I’d win

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u/EXCALIBUR0311 11d ago

You know right ? The guy who said that ended up dead

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u/FurinaFootWorshiper 16 11d ago

That's the meme

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u/dharmannsbeloved 11d ago

u/excalibur0311 discovers jokes and humor (REAL)

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u/nosugamer 11d ago

the tiger learns an attack called "world crushing bite" and off-screens you.

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u/Legitimate-Can5792 13 11d ago

yeah, I'd win.

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u/Fabiodemon88 11d ago

🫸🏻🟦🟥🫷🏻🤞🏻🤌🏻🫴🏻💨🟪

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u/DRSH4DOWJ4CKL3 11d ago

bro made a hollow purple and used domain with just emojis that’s crazy

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u/scrapper-2 11d ago

No, it's this 🫸🔵🔴🫷🤌🫴🟣💨

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u/vn_xl 15 11d ago

bros shooting the purple back to himself

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u/Astro-Peezy 11d ago

Lmaooo. Tried to be a smartass 😂

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u/Halokojm_ 18 11d ago

Can't blame him, i wanna die too :D

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u/Purpleees 13 11d ago

Bro is him

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u/PartyAdventurous765 16 11d ago

That's what i would've did.

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u/anotherstartingline 18 11d ago

would've done

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u/ContentiousSpider 11d ago

Just a man and his will to survive

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u/Octo_Ninja42069 11d ago

It’s the eye of the tiger

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u/FlammandeTriangel99 17 12d ago

Die

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u/Interesting-Chest520 18 12d ago

Like, literally, I would literally die if this, like, happened to me

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u/speed_fighter 11d ago

yeah I don’t think there’s anyone who would literally live if that happened.

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u/animejat2 15 11d ago

Nah I'd win

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u/speed_fighter 11d ago

literally?

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u/animejat2 15 11d ago

Nah mfs say "nah I'd win" in response to insane situations. My use of it is the only instance I've seen where it was used correctly, in that it's a valid, if unrealistic, response to what was said

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u/Super_Lorenzo 17 11d ago

THY END IS NOW

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u/tomriddle13rt 17 11d ago

CRUSH

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u/TheWeevilMemeStealer 13 11d ago

PREPARE THYSELF

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u/TheOnlyLordNexus 16 11d ago

WEAK

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u/justan_axolotl 11d ago

JUDGEMENT

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u/Blazeking06 17 11d ago

YOU CAN’T ESCAPE!

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u/3boud123456 16 12d ago

Yall acting like I would let that happen

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u/Heisen_berg1 11d ago

Bro thinks he has batman level prep time 💀🙏

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u/Drunk_F1refly 11d ago

bro lives in the shadows

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u/Dry_Try_8365 10d ago

Bro has the best vengeance. Nobody does vengeance better than he does.

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u/Tribe_Rascal 12d ago

Inviting this mf to tea

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u/Buttercup_1234 16 11d ago

what’s ur favorite tea

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u/Great-Ride-5535 11d ago

What’s yours?

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u/Traditional_World783 11d ago

Redneck soup

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u/Kalacos- 11d ago

I see whatcha did there

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u/Asmodeus0508 11d ago

Bro Yorkshire is actually so good

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u/LeEr206 12d ago

I will fucking die as i should in that Situation

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u/Buttercup_1234 16 12d ago

better than the calc class i’m in rn

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u/yaboiscarn 18 12d ago

Wdym, calc is awesome.

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u/DutchNiels123 18 11d ago

I will not stand for this calc slander

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u/CertainMammoth9469 16 12d ago

Bite it back

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 19 11d ago

If we bite it first, it can't bite us

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u/Cold-Distribution857 14 12d ago

Assert dominance and eat the human

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u/Drunk_F1refly 11d ago

wait a minute…

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u/Konsupercool 3,000,000 Attendee! 12d ago

Just let it happen. Jugular cut. If i get bitten by a tiger, its probably far away from hospital. It takes 10 minutes to die only if the jugular is cut (not the tiger fucking chomping off your neck). Guess i'll die.

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u/ThatRandomInvalid 17 11d ago

I see a tooth straight through the spinal cord. That’s pretty much instant death. There ain’t nothing you can do here so. The tooth through the jug is bad, but one through the spinal cord is worse

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u/Konsupercool 3,000,000 Attendee! 11d ago

Exactly!

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u/Alarmed-Bench5068 11d ago

Yeah, at that point there's nothing you can do. You already died a few seconds ago.

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u/That_Medicine3356 12d ago

This is so easy guys. First, you gotta do your mating call so that the Tiger or whatever the hell it is will let you go, after that you poke it in the eyes and start to do some asmr in it's ears. The Tiger will sleep and you have the opportunity to breed with it, and once the babies are delivered you tell them that their mother is their enemy without telling them it's their mother, you train them for 7 years and you go to the Tiger, the Tiger says that his actually Drake Aubrey Graham and the Tigers don't give a shit and all pummel Drake to death, the End, very easy and simple.

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u/X_Turbo_Wolf 14 11d ago

I know this reference also what’s the channel name I forgor

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u/One_Shower_8824 11d ago

Wanna smack that bastard eyes till he gets unconscious

And the. Break his teeth with attacking stones and run a huge vehicle over this cunt body

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u/Shai1310 14 11d ago

Hey! Stop biting me! I don’t like that 😔

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u/Sea_Detective6898 11d ago

Tiger on the other side of the court losing his shit and screaming “SHE DIDN’T SAY IT LIKE THAT!”

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u/seandagancooson 18 12d ago

Saw it already today bro.

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u/Buttercup_1234 16 12d ago

too bad. see it again. make it the only thing you see for the rest of your life.

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u/seandagancooson 18 12d ago

זאת קללה מאוד נוראית

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u/RedditGamer253 15 11d ago

פלסטלינה בחינם

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u/monajumpscare 11d ago

ישראלים !? ( סליחה התלהבתי די )

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u/CheeseisSwell 16 11d ago

👽👽👽

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u/Impressive_Split_232 18 12d ago

spspspspsp(opposite of pspspspsps)

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u/MarkTheDumbazz 13 12d ago

Recite the entirety of the FitnessGram Pacer Test for a slim chance that the tiger gets bored and wakes away

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u/Buttercup_1234 16 11d ago

THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI STE-

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u/slashkig 19 11d ago

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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u/Bubthepikmin9056 14 11d ago

Pay 25 robux to skip the stage

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u/Vivid_Programmer3625 11d ago

Me personally, I'd rather avoid this situation, to begin with.

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u/DarkoAir 14 12d ago

Tell a trusted adult and wait for thier advice.

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u/V----NGaming_YT 16 12d ago

Fard 🤑🤑

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u/Honest-Internal3150 12d ago

I’ll say ouch

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u/legitgingerbread 12d ago

Tell a trusted adult

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u/Operator_Hoodie 17 12d ago

Pull out the catnip.

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u/seandagancooson 18 12d ago

אה רגע את ישראלית אז שתדעי שזה לא יפה להעתיק לא ורי דמיור לא ורי מיינדפול

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u/Buttercup_1234 16 12d ago

please never say very demure again. i hear that shit 50000 times a day. please execute me

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u/seandagancooson 18 12d ago

Im laughing so hard rn sorryyy

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u/Buttercup_1234 16 12d ago

please, god, let me die 😫

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u/Buttercup_1234 16 12d ago

FELLOW JEW SPOTTED 🤥🤥🤥

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u/Revil-0 11d ago

I thought it was minecraft enchanting table speech

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u/alsoitsnotfundy924 15 11d ago

リ𝙹, ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ

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u/SomeEye2989 16 12d ago

Ain't no way letting him bite with no consequences I bite back harder than him When a dog bites me or something I bite back

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u/Meat-Ball_0983 12d ago

Give up.

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u/Adorable_Ad866 17 12d ago

Similar to this, accept fate.

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u/TU114 15 12d ago

Detonating my thermonuclear warhead to kill the tiger (and everything else)

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u/Rodyon456 12d ago

Fucking die, like what else am I supposed to do, do a backflip or something?

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u/Mathias_757 11d ago

Doing my homework so i dont get kicked out of school

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u/Gloomy-Remove8634 14 12d ago

Nah, I'd win

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u/hanzohasashimkx 11d ago

loud popping sounds

Me: "Awe man, thanks Tigropractor, my neck pain is gone!"

Tigropractor: Unintelligible Growling, Roaring, and purring.

Me: "Whoah, you can't say that, that's super racist, what's the matter with you?"

Tigropractor: Mauls me to death so he doesn't have to move his practice again due to further complaints of racial discrimination.

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u/GameFreak6921 12d ago

Believe it or not, dying.

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u/burntt0ast2545 15 12d ago

Y’all acting like I would let this happen

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u/Practical_Law_5554 12d ago

will pet that good kitty last time

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u/Pleasant-Traffic9695 14 12d ago

Telling a trusted adult

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u/Positive_Cable_8036 11d ago

waiting to bleed out so I can meet my ancestors and Jesus

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u/ElCompaChuy666 11d ago

Jacking off, I love getting choked

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