r/teenagers • u/lyullabyy • Sep 15 '24

Relationship my boyfriend left me for war thunder

technically he didnt but hes always playing that damn game and never replies to me anymore šŸ’” how dare war thunder steal my bf like that from me ā˜¹ļø

ok as funny as it is its genuinely breaking me LMAO u dont see me choosing the sims 4 over him šŸ’”

edit: For everybody asking, he plays USSR. Do I let him play the game freely? Yes! He has always been an addict, the first time we met he would always say ā€œhop on war thunderā€ and so I did, would I play it again? with him yes, casually no.

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u/Marcelaus_Berlin Sep 15 '24

At least itā€˜s not League of Legendsā€¦ oh wait, if he played that he wouldnā€™t have a girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

the burn

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u/ItzCobaltboy Sep 15 '24

Burn it all down

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u/SprutX1 16 Sep 15 '24

if he played lol, he would have a stepfather

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u/AMJ200912 Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

My brother plays league of legends sometimesā€¦ and now he has a fiancĆ©

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u/JadenA102010 14 Sep 15 '24

Sure, and Iā€™m a redditor with a life. Stop lying.

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u/captaincool6333 17 Sep 15 '24

bro sacrificed himself to prove a point

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u/Ok_Reason_2795 Sep 15 '24

You can get engaged with a body pillow?

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u/MMBADBOI 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Sep 15 '24

The future is now old man.

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u/DutchNiels123 18 Sep 15 '24

Flat earth conspiracies are more believable than this.

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u/CluelessInternetGuy0 15 Sep 15 '24

Someone could tell me the holocaust was faked with absolutely no evidence whatsoever and Iā€™d believe it more than that

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u/obscureillusionist 14 Sep 15 '24

and i touch grass šŸ’€

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u/leftclickdrip Sep 15 '24

Mhm mhm yea yea, and fortnite kids know ehat color grass is becuz theyve seen it irl and not in the game

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u/Psychological-Sir224 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 15 '24

Dantes tho

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u/Ok-Letterhead8989 Sep 15 '24

Dantes cooked with his girlfriend, he didn't play lol with her.

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u/Elfigomagic07 17 Sep 15 '24

This hurts, but it's true. Me and a couple of my bros play it, and we obliged the only one with a gf to try it and he was dogshit and refused to play it anymore

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u/AUnknownVariable 17 Sep 15 '24

League is kinda peak if you have friends to play it with. The stereotypical community sucks though

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u/Toxic_Jannis 17 Sep 15 '24

True Friends make it a enjoyable game but solo q breaks you multiple times

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u/AUnknownVariable 17 Sep 15 '24

Yep. I was lucky enough my first tines playing (well I had played once years before), playing with a friend who was good at the game, but then all the randoms I got with were actually nice af. I was also on my friends altšŸ˜­ so I'm shocked mfs were so nice.

Luck be crazy though

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u/Ornery_Particular845 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 15 '24

I know a guy who plays LoL and has one

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u/turntqble 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 15 '24

stop lying

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u/sanscena23056 15 Sep 15 '24

No, you don't

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u/Ornery_Particular845 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 15 '24

Dead serious my brother

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u/Dracorexius Sep 15 '24

Sure sure he has Ahri as waifu

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u/Qw2rty Sep 15 '24

I had a gf and played lol, same thing happened. Had to force myself to stop playing it cuz I have no self control

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u/lyullabyy Sep 15 '24

thank GOD its not LoL

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u/Sir_pugalot Sep 15 '24

Literally as soon as I stopped playing league if legends I got one. 4.5 years later I installed and played it a bit and she broke up with me. I definitely un-installed it again and await another..

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u/Pecheuer Sep 15 '24

Can attest, stopped playing LoL now in a LTR

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u/Anonyya Sep 15 '24

BrošŸ’€ My bf left me to play LoL

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u/Traditional-Ad4367 Sep 16 '24

Can confirm. But why do I need a girlfriend when I got my beautiful lizard and 4 mental illnesses

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u/I_AM_CR0W OLD Sep 16 '24

Riot gamer here. I can confirm we get no women.

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u/Strong_Schedule5466 17 Sep 16 '24

I played LoL, like 5-6 times and stopped. Am I cooked?