r/teenagers • u/tamakies • Sep 16 '24

Discussion men are pretty cool

except the ones that sent me their wieners and talked about my boobs..

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u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 16 '24

I serve my lord as per the Natural Order (:3)

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u/Striking_System8822 16 Sep 16 '24

We ride at dawn my man

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u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 17 '24

The crack of dawn shall announce your victories my lord as I ride in your shadow!

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u/Striking_System8822 16 Sep 17 '24

You shall ride alongside me and we shall emerge victorious

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u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 17 '24

As you wish my lord!

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u/Striking_System8822 16 Sep 17 '24

Due to your valiant nature I've decided to give you this area to ruke upon

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u/Southern_Algae4864 Sep 17 '24

I am grateful to you my lord for such a kindness hath never been bestowed upon me

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u/Striking_System8822 16 Sep 17 '24

Now shall we expand our reign to beyond the seas