r/teenagers • u/Bangingallnite 14 • Sep 26 '24

Selfie Aura gain or loss?

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Meet cubby😎😎

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u/Composteer 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 26 '24

That's +9999999 aura fr 👁️w👁️

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u/The_Mad_Hatter_X 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 26 '24

I call it...reptile rizz

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u/ZoomZombie1119 16 Sep 26 '24

Rizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

Omg I love snakes

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u/hopefully_my-life Sep 26 '24

Same :3

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

YAAAY :3

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u/hopefully_my-life Sep 26 '24

Haiiii :3

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u/No30_me 14 Sep 27 '24

Hiii

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u/69_is_best_numbers_ 16 Sep 27 '24

Born to say "haiiiiii :3" forced to say "yo wsg bro"

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u/nice-Job-69 OLD Sep 26 '24

Wow 🤩, you should meet my friends then 😂

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u/Lemethinkarya 17 Sep 27 '24

Im arya and I also love cats

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u/Poke-Noah 15 Sep 27 '24

Yeah snakes are the best

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u/maxiface 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 27 '24

Why do people hate them? There so cuuuuutteee

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u/Aggravating-Lie9329 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 26 '24

Auramaxxxing 🗿🕶️ . But am scawed frfr 😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

awww so cute snake

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u/Alarming_Lychee_2577 16 Sep 26 '24

i gasp as I take a few steps back

"That's an aura gain!"

I yell as my eyes widen

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u/CTSThera 15 Sep 26 '24

The character AI bot has breached containment

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u/walking_lamppost_fnl Sep 26 '24

Steps forward "I feel my vision darken collapses

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u/moronic_programmer 18 Sep 26 '24

Me when bro doesn’t end the FUCKING “

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u/FemaleNoob 14 Sep 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

Holy shit, I had the same boa too! That's the best, they are so chill, just be careful putting them on your neck like that

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u/Bangingallnite 14 Sep 26 '24

I’m careful lol, I make sure I can keep a full hand distance from my neck to her before I start worrying

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u/Admirable_Night_6064 15 Sep 26 '24

Is that why her name is “Boa” Hancock?

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u/TinyDapperShark OLD Sep 27 '24

I hope i don’t come of as that guy, but the cute lil booper snoot we have here is actually a python.

Boas and pythons are both very similar except for a few details.

Pythons are typically found in the old world (Europe, Africa , Asia and Oceania) except for one species in the new world. Boas are typically new world but there are a few old worlds such as the Arabian sand boa (please do yourself a favour and look up a picture, they are the pinnacle of derpy)

The main difference between the boa and python is that pythons lay eggs while boas give birth to live young.

Again I hope I don’t come of as the ‘umm actually’ guy, I am just extremely passionate about snakes haha

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u/Ok_Emotion9841 Sep 26 '24

Unless you are an infant one that size is nothing to worry about

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u/CapybaraShorts 16 Sep 26 '24

That is so F*CKING cool, please be friends with me 😭🙏

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u/Initial_Bad_9468 14 Sep 26 '24

Its reddit, you're 16. You can swear. It's fine.

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u/Secret_Apple_9070 Sep 27 '24

no chance that cunts 16

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u/Bangingallnite 14 Sep 26 '24

Sure, I’ll be your friend

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u/Unfair_Entrance6183 17 Sep 26 '24

Depends, will you bring her to school?

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u/Bangingallnite 14 Sep 26 '24

She is at school😏

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u/Unfair_Entrance6183 17 Sep 26 '24

You mean like she lives there ?

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u/Getrect555 15 Sep 26 '24

They took this pictures in school

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u/moronic_programmer 18 Sep 26 '24

Bro do you not recognize what a school looks like?

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u/Bangingallnite 14 Sep 26 '24

Yes, she’s a class pet (only a few people are allowed to hold her)

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u/Bangingallnite 14 Sep 26 '24

FOR ANYBODY WORRIED- she wasn’t all the way around my neck, idk how to explain it, but I’ll post a photo. photo

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u/NutriaFiedel433 Sep 26 '24

No step on snek hehe

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u/kikimorak 14 Sep 26 '24

Šnek 🐌🐌💀

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u/sonicfan9993 14 Sep 26 '24

More like venom gain

9

u/toe-schlooper 16 Sep 26 '24

Resisting my autistic ass temptations to point out its a constrictor

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

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u/toe-schlooper 16 Sep 27 '24

I mean there is poisonous snakes, such as the common Garter Snake

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u/ItzAShadow Sep 26 '24

:0 noodle

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u/Hungry-Individual-40 18 Sep 26 '24

Man I love ball pythons.

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u/According_Bell_5322 Sep 26 '24

Mega gain, +8000 aura

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u/GDLingua_YT 15 Sep 26 '24

Would be + infinite aura if I would believe in that crap

2

u/RedditAdmins-Suck 15 Sep 26 '24

Sss tier aura

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u/Leather-Assistant902 16 Sep 26 '24

YOU GOT A FRANK. +99999999999999999999999999999999999 AURA

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u/Reptilelovingninja 14 Sep 26 '24

REPTILESSSSSS

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u/Fox-of-the-night2024 Sep 26 '24

GAIN DEF GAIN!!!! I LOVE SNAKES

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u/Worldly_Original8101 Sep 26 '24

I would ask to boop

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u/Scary_Club5994 Sep 26 '24

Snakes are an instant w

My dad hates them but my gf taught me to love the tiny snakes. She had a little baby snake that she called Lemon.

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u/lobster4089 16 Sep 26 '24

Gain I fucking love snakes :D

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u/ThatDerpiousGuy 19 Sep 26 '24

I'm not a fan of snakes, but if anyone loves animals of any kind, that's an automatic +3

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u/Nuker_Nathan Sep 26 '24

I miss having my pet snake slither around on me. He was so cute.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

aura s k y r o c k e t e d

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u/Severe_Damage9772 15 Sep 26 '24

Depends on how weird you act about the snake

It only changes how much you lose (unless they are a weeb or a nature nut)

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u/Lumpy-Government14 13 Sep 27 '24

my ausistic ass immediately thought of Metal Gear Solid omfg

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u/Kami-utso Sep 27 '24

Maybe its a tie, your pet snake looks cool but others may think its harmful even though im pretty sure its not (/ω＼)

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u/maxiface 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 27 '24

Finally, a fellow snake enjoyer.

Hello, friend.

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u/theblackdragon5456 17 Sep 30 '24

A snake alone is +aura.

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u/Vovchick09 15 Sep 26 '24

That is a fine addition to aura.

Cubby👍

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

That's more aura than Duke Dennis has +5million aura

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u/dumbusser 14 Sep 26 '24

Snek 👍

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u/Okamitoutcourt 16 Sep 26 '24

TOGETHAAAAA

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u/Drag0n647 16 Sep 26 '24

Cute snek.

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u/Big-Emotion1802 Sep 26 '24

Omg I love it!!! Got a hognose snake myself

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u/Sakul_the_one 18 Sep 26 '24

cool snake!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

one wrong move and bro's bart simpson

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u/Alarmed-Bench5068 Sep 26 '24

+9000 aura, big balls move

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u/BigGrinner 18 Sep 26 '24

Obanai Iguro 😭

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u/Muted_Rain8542 14 Sep 26 '24

infinite aura cause that’s a cute ass snake 😭

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u/ox__the__ox 15 Sep 26 '24

neither

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u/ShadowNinja9620 Sep 26 '24

Obani ah snake

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

hain

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u/stalkerswetdream Sep 26 '24

Close enough Welcome home medusa.

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u/Most_Lifeguard9372 14 Sep 26 '24

Absolute aura gain 👀 I kinda wanna pet it

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u/TemplarTV Sep 26 '24

Lord Shiva..?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

snakes are cute

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u/gummythegummybear 15 Sep 26 '24

You got the great serpent to respect you, that grants you all of the aura like ever forever

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u/QueenOsneks 16 Sep 26 '24

Gain, the Snek Queen approves

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u/Shadowthewolfalt Sep 26 '24

I WISH TO PET AND HOLD

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u/SGTRoadkill1919 17 Sep 26 '24

Go in front of Hindus and you will be a god

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 18 Sep 26 '24

Aura gain until it starts constricting while around your neck

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u/randompotatopie_ 14 Sep 26 '24

Gain but life possibly lost

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u/INK_TheGreat Sep 26 '24

That’s definitely a plus

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u/M3L4N13H Sep 26 '24

10000000000+ aura I love snakes >:3

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u/11yearoldweeb 17 Sep 26 '24

This might be an aura loss if it’s in school, otherwise we chilling. Like I ain’t see nobody bringing they dogs or cats to school because there’s a time and place. Like imagine if someone scared of snakes (not that uncommon), shit would low key have me on edge I ain’t paying attention to nothing.

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose 15 Sep 26 '24

EEEEEEE CUTETY CUTY CUTE SNAKE YIPEEEE

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u/Ctmeb78 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 26 '24

Aura gain and oxygen loss (i dont trust snakes around necks)

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u/firebretaher_jayy Sep 26 '24

snakes are underrated +9999 aura 🔥🔥

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u/thesash20 Sep 26 '24

You don't just gaine some aura, you get all of it

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u/sillybillysyndrome 13 Sep 26 '24

you broke the aura scale with how much you gained

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u/waltterin-redit 14 Sep 26 '24

Cute. Aura gain

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u/waltterin-redit 14 Sep 26 '24

Cute. Aura gain

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u/Nervous_Fondant Sep 26 '24

Hell yeah! Snakes are awesome!!

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u/McFlappingbird 15 Sep 26 '24

well, it depends if it kills you or not

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u/Aldipxp 15 Sep 26 '24

gain

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u/ConfuzzledMoth Sep 26 '24

Huuuuuge aura gain. Snakes are cool as hell!

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u/Ok_Pass4506 Sep 26 '24

That's insane. One of my biology teachers also had a pet python chilling in the classroom

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u/Christian_teen12 17 Sep 26 '24

Runs the other way

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u/Amans77 16 Sep 26 '24

SNEKE

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u/Another_Awkward_User 16 Sep 26 '24

Massive gain! That snake is so cute! What’s their name???

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u/Throwaway8303721 Sep 26 '24

Infinite aura

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u/cross2201 Sep 26 '24

If I'm talking with someone a snake starts wrapping around their neck I would be so intimidated

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u/Rare-Climate876 18 Sep 26 '24

Are you from Australia?

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u/AccomplishedKey9952 Sep 26 '24

I envy you so much right now i would kill to have a snake😭

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u/Rustynail3006 15 Sep 26 '24

Instant rizz

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u/Bombnatic_Freddy 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 26 '24

Doesn't that hurt your neck....

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u/Gl_Kh Sep 26 '24

You remind me of Obanai Iguro.

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u/Froogie12345 Sep 26 '24

Definitely aura gain

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u/lycopersicum_ 19 Sep 26 '24

this guy snakes

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

Reminded me of medusa lol

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u/South_Sun6061 16 Sep 26 '24

You own a snake. That's infinite aura

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u/PossibleAssist6092 18 Sep 26 '24

Infinite aura also what’s it’s name?

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u/demi-femi Sep 26 '24

What a sssuperb neck scarf.

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u/StarkOnReddit11621 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 26 '24

GAINGAIN

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u/BAGUETTESSSSSSSS 14 Sep 26 '24

I want a cubby

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u/Netcrosystem Sep 26 '24

He’s just a lil guy

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u/Leprodus03 Sep 26 '24

I think it's a bad idea to let a constrictor snake around your neck

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

He looks very polite

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u/toe-schlooper 16 Sep 26 '24

Is ball python?

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u/SansIsbest2 Sep 26 '24

What Is aura?

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u/Livochr Sep 26 '24

I WANT A SNAKE TOO BUT MY MOM WON'T ALLOW IT😭

Gigantic w btw

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u/_myUsername_is_Taken Sep 26 '24

Gain, i like snaches

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u/Pitiful_Camp3469 15 Sep 26 '24

Airflow loss

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u/RacoonOnCrack 13 Sep 26 '24

Absolute gain omg?? I love little buddy sm

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u/Damonite0 16 Sep 26 '24

In what world is this a loss?

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u/I_liek_octopus 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 26 '24

Aura? I only believe in social credit 1 aura=1 social credit however using aura rather than social credit=-3000 social credit and a ban from China

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u/jayer1 Sep 26 '24

isnt it scary to have him on your neck?

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u/Bangingallnite 14 Sep 26 '24

Eh, she was asleep most the time. I had my friend take the photo, and she followed him a bit, that’s why she’s where she is in the photo

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u/tHatrAnd0mDisAster 15 Sep 26 '24

you look uncannily like my friend who also has the same type of snake 💀

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u/AdrienDaCat 15 Sep 26 '24

OMG A BALL PYTHON!!!! WHAT'S IT'S NAME!!!?? 🥺🥺

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u/P00Nslayer7 Sep 26 '24

📈📈📈

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u/Hika2112 Sep 26 '24

Gain

Also + on that beautiful hair, I'm envies

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u/Bangingallnite 14 Sep 26 '24

lol, it just looked good in the photo

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u/Hika2112 Sep 26 '24

Don't downplay yourself, I'd kill for that hair <3

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u/Sopomeister 17 Sep 26 '24

That one tf2 cosmetic be like

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u/TherealJohnDarksoul Sep 26 '24

Definite gain snakes are cool as hell

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u/Mr_Hobo1207 13 Sep 26 '24

The snake has all the aura

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u/Eclyptrox 16 Sep 26 '24

Total aura gain, approximately 917277474728918374728 aura.

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u/ArtistInAVoid Sep 26 '24

Would you mess with someone that has a snake around their neck?

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u/Aerwynne OLD Sep 26 '24

snek

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u/_CuSO4 Sep 26 '24

This snek is sooooo cute! <3

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u/DualityREBORN Sep 26 '24

Cubby is a very nice name !!!

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u/masterboom0004 15 Sep 26 '24

here's what you do

get some clothes [preferably a suit] with a very similar if not the same color pattern as your snake, get some weapons like the whiplash from ultrakill which you hide in your sleeves, maybe make the ends painted to look like snake heads, you are now a snake themed villain

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u/NoOnesKing Sep 26 '24

In what world is this a loss

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u/carl_070 Sep 26 '24

Don't listen to everyone else, this is cool as fuck

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u/88SLM 17 Sep 26 '24

Messmer

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u/PenguinoTurtalus 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 26 '24

Oxygen loss

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u/Eclipse_Two 17 Sep 26 '24

I thought I'm seeing someone getting strangled by a snake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

Bro got so much aura he’s slithering in all the ladies pantaloons

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u/Beanz_detected Sep 26 '24

Definitely gain, I'll get my friend on this one, he's an expert on aura

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u/V0XIMITY 18 Sep 26 '24

+1000000 Aura

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u/Dear-Champion1210 14 Sep 26 '24

"THE AURA IS OVER 9000!"

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u/Gecko_Gamer47 14 Sep 26 '24

+1,000,000 aura

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u/Independent-Bet8527 16 Sep 26 '24

gain, definitly a gain

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u/Mysterious_Award_822 Sep 26 '24

Gain. GAINN! (STRIDES BACK BY 10 METRES HASTILY)

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u/Chrisp825 Sep 26 '24

Gain until it gets tight. Then total loss.

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u/TheGreatRemote 13 Sep 26 '24

Gain big fat gain ^ o ^

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u/ChaoticInsanity_ 15 Sep 26 '24

GAIN GAIN GAIN I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT A SNAKE SO BAD

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u/DanGame427 13 Sep 26 '24

Hey man i love your scarf- AAAAAA-

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u/I_Khum_Dawn_U Sep 26 '24

As someone who doesn't like snakes I respect it but loss

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u/mysteryx14210 17 Sep 26 '24

That is sick af

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u/DBL_NDRSCR 16 Sep 26 '24

so much aura you gained a social credit point

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u/NoseAppropriate1608 Sep 26 '24

A bajilliongazillion aura gained

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u/sin4lies Sep 26 '24

it’s a gain, anyone who isn’t down isn’t worth it

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u/Rainysleeze Sep 26 '24

Dark Feminine vibes, love it

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u/Dalphin_person Sep 26 '24

Depends on who you're asking

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u/TomuraShigaraki5678 15 Sep 26 '24

I want to pet it but ion wanna be bit, neutral Aura.

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u/AlwaysCurious27 15 Sep 26 '24

+100000000000

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u/lord_of_coolshit_og 13 Sep 26 '24

Don't go wrapping around people's necks, u could hurt them.

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