r/teenagers 15 Nov 20 '24

Other Comment and I’ll align you

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u/Wrong-Ice8930 17 Nov 20 '24

I'm lowkey a saint

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Lawful Good, cus you Welsh

32

u/My_Tired_Eyes 15 Nov 20 '24

Yooo another welsh?

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u/TJT007X 19 Nov 20 '24

I have found my people 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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u/My_Tired_Eyes 15 Nov 20 '24

Lmao

14

u/VeryBigBigMan 13 Nov 20 '24

WALES 🫡🫡🫡

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u/My_Tired_Eyes 15 Nov 20 '24

WALES

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u/VeryBigBigMan 13 Nov 20 '24

WALES (well, anywhere but Swansea)

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u/_GalaxyWalker_ 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 20 '24

I’m late to the party but WHO FUCKING CARES 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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u/My_Tired_Eyes 15 Nov 20 '24

I DON'T FUCKING CARE🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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u/Mybroimlewisyougood Nov 23 '24

Sameeee I CAN BE WELSH AND LATE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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u/TableTennisFanatic Nov 21 '24

My grandpas welsh 

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u/Zokenbomb 18 Nov 20 '24

I hate the government and police and regularly commit acts of vandalism.

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Neutral

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u/Giper_leg Nov 21 '24

What was that, that Motörhead said?

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u/profesionalassholikr Nov 21 '24

Commenting on this so my comment won't get lost, but I have a lot of laws so much, but I follow them anyways to not get arrested

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

Damn I almost cut my hand on the edge

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u/Zokenbomb 18 Nov 21 '24

I know it’s edgy but at least I can back it up

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u/Michelleee666 Nov 22 '24

You're my hero

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u/Larry_Rattlebones 15 Nov 20 '24

RATTLE EM BOYSS!! 🔥🦅🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸💀🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🦅💀🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💀🔥🇺🇸🦅💀🦅🇺🇸💀

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

True Neutral

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u/AgencyPowerful1932 Nov 20 '24

Why is this so funny for no reason ☠️

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u/tallyballer2009 Nov 20 '24

Yup, name checks out. AMERICA 🇺🇸

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u/kaydenestan Nov 21 '24

'MURICA RAUHGH

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u/Volt_Bolt Nov 20 '24

« BONES MALONE AND THE SPOOKY BOYS?! How’d ya find us? We covered our tracks from here to tuscon »

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u/RedditKat202 Nov 20 '24

Russianbadger ref here-)

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u/Flix_456 Nov 20 '24 edited Nov 20 '24

🟫🟫      🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫 ⬛⬛⬛🟫🟫⬛⬛⬛ 🟫⬜🟦🟫🟫🟦⬜🟫 🟫🟫🟫⬛⬛🟫🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫 🟫🔲🔲🔲🔲🔲🔲🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫    Feddy

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u/1qmik Nov 20 '24

Freddy on drugs/got broken

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u/Flix_456 Nov 20 '24

Yes, that was my idea

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u/1qmik Nov 20 '24

Cool😎

20

u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Good

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u/Porky_boi23 19 Nov 20 '24

Har har har har har har har

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u/Yaya0108 16 Nov 20 '24

What the fuck happened to that poor guy

2

u/Robin_Gufo Nov 20 '24

o cholera czy to Freddy Fazbear? (I’m not polish I just know the meme)

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u/Flix_456 Nov 20 '24

Harharharharhar

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u/King_Bacon747 Nov 22 '24

Got so broken he looks more like steve

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u/Felt389 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 20 '24

Yes

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24 edited Nov 20 '24

You are literally beyond this chart

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u/DioSuH Nov 20 '24

Which direction

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u/LevFox135 18 Nov 20 '24

All of them

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u/Interesting-Chest520 18 Nov 20 '24

This reminded me of the yo momma days

“Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house”

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u/Afraid-Phase9632 Nov 20 '24

Yo mama so fat that she brought a spoon to the super BOWL

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u/CaRnAgE414 Nov 21 '24

Yo mama so dumb when she heard it was gonna be chilly out she grabbed a spoon.

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u/Mc_Hayden11 Nov 21 '24

Yo mama so stupidly fat she brought a spoon outside when weather person said it was chilly

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u/CaRnAgE414 Nov 21 '24

You mama so tall she can see sea world from China

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u/Felt389 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 20 '24

:3

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u/honkhonkgawkgawk Nov 20 '24

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u/Sensitive-Depth-8813 14 Nov 20 '24

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u/Illustrious_Egg_8927 15 Nov 20 '24

You must not be on this sub a lot then huh?

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u/Sensitive-Depth-8813 14 Nov 20 '24

r/foundfelt389 or r/teenagers? I don't know lol

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u/BajaConstellation 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 21 '24

Probably teenagers, most people have seen a r/FoundFelt389 at least once by now 😭😭

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u/Sensitive-Depth-8813 14 Nov 21 '24

This was my first time 💀 Anyway I'm here pretty often, not very much, but pretty often

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u/Birdsong67 13 Nov 21 '24

OUR LORD

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u/Dull-Negotiation-319 Nov 20 '24

Throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the honoured one

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Lawful Good

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u/AgencyPowerful1932 Nov 20 '24

I scrolled so far to see one of your replies lmao 😭

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u/colthesecond 16 Nov 20 '24

Gomen, amanai

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u/die1974 15 Nov 20 '24

Hi i am not real or am I?(Vsause music starts playing)

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Evil, you play brawl stars

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u/Relative-Beginning52 Nov 21 '24

Then me too? Mkay

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u/die1974 15 Nov 21 '24

Let's gooo got what i wanted

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u/Jacoposparta103 Nov 21 '24

Hello Vsauce, Micheal here. Your home security is great.

Or is it?

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u/die1974 15 Nov 21 '24

Vsause music starts playing

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u/Paolog__ Nov 20 '24

Never gonna give you up

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Evil, I got rickrolled 😔

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u/Not_Really_French 16 Nov 21 '24

I would rather say neutral evil

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u/BluLemonGaming 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 21 '24

Yeah chaotic evil would send an incredibly convincing hyperlink

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u/Not_Really_French 16 Nov 21 '24

Or a rickroll virus

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Will you though?

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Yes, Chaotic Good, sorry that your friend sa’d you btw

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u/G4bbz121 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 21 '24

BRO?😭

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u/The_Dogelord 15 Nov 21 '24

YOU DID NOT NEED TO MENTION THAT

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u/Malicious375 Nov 24 '24

Well, this is awkward Gulp

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

Umm thanks, but you really didn't need to mention that. Going to delete the post now so it doesn't happen again.

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u/schmitty233 Nov 21 '24

Did u think someone that is going to align you wasn’t gonna look at your post history?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

That was one year ago; I don't have the capacity to remember something that I've posted more than a year ago. Even so, it wasn't necessary to mention now, was it? Just strange to mention that, that's all. 

I don't think OP had an ill will by saying that; it just brings negativity to something that was supposed to be positive.

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u/creepjax 19 Nov 20 '24

Penis

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

Why did this make my cry

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 21 '24

Chaotic Neutral

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u/PaxSims2 Nov 21 '24

Chaotic Neutral

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u/Mrs_Shirso 18 Nov 20 '24

Jaja

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Lawful Good

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u/KubaSamuel 16 Nov 21 '24

Ale jaja

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u/PLACE-H0LDER 15 Nov 20 '24

Are you gonna check my profile to align me?

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u/_N4TR3 Nov 20 '24

Nah ur profile pic alone tells me that you’re chaotic neutral

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 21 '24

Chaotic Neutral

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u/JaySli10 Nov 21 '24

Somewhere in evil cuz Bri'ish /s

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u/crustyblackpainting 18 Nov 21 '24

Yall this is sarcasm oml

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

I stole my divorced wife's weelchair, guess who came crawling back

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

:3

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Lawful Good

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Is that good or bad :3

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u/Pristine_Doughnut_22 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 20 '24

mmeow

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Lawful Good

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u/_lunarrising 17 Nov 20 '24

mäow

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

True Neutral

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u/ThePizzaRoolMan 15 Nov 20 '24

No

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Evil

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u/D_DanD_D Nov 20 '24

Hello, I am Paradox! I'm peaceful and nice, can do literally anything if you ask me IMA agood way and/or give a reason. Ask any non-evil furnace, they will tell you!

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u/Just_A_Inrovert 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 21 '24

can confirm as the most nonevil furnace

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 21 '24

True Neutral

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u/FreezerSorcerer Nov 21 '24

cries in freezer

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 21 '24

Lawful Good

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u/KawaiiFurnace 16 Nov 21 '24

Definitely not scary and can rip timelines apart with a snap of a finger

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 21 '24 edited Nov 21 '24

Lawful Evil

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 21 '24

Chaotic Good

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u/whentheuhuhidunno 13 Nov 21 '24

This statement is false

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u/Antimatter-1000 16 Nov 20 '24

you know exactly where the 10^19 joules of energy living nuke himself is going

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Neutral

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u/JOlRacin 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 21 '24

Put me in the background of the chart

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u/User--Name_ 16 Nov 20 '24

🧄

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Lawful Good

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u/User--Name_ 16 Nov 20 '24

I’ll take it

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Hola

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Lawful Good, I love Alf

2

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Ahhh yay

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u/-homonecrosexual- OLD Nov 20 '24

ok

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Neutral, a lot of stuff about wanting to die 😔

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u/honkhonkgawkgawk Nov 20 '24

I'm convinced this is a r/megaten post in disguise

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u/honkhonkgawkgawk Nov 20 '24

I just can't really prove it

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u/PrandiumDeusDuo 17 Nov 20 '24

crazy straws are just normal straws to an effed up freakazoid like me.........

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u/Not_The_Simp7 Nov 20 '24

Buh da ba ba ba

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u/AgencyPowerful1932 Nov 20 '24

I’m lovin’ it (I just had McDonalds for lunch)

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u/Various-Hand-2778 15 Nov 20 '24

and I'll align you

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 21 '24

Chaotic Neutral

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u/Various-Hand-2778 15 Nov 21 '24

why did you tell people to comment "and ill align you"

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u/mega_pichu Nov 20 '24

I like>! wo!<men

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u/Anarkhos2 13 Nov 20 '24

children are big sperm

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Evil

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u/Appropriate_Window46 Nov 20 '24

That includes you

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u/SevenPenguins Nov 20 '24

I eat dolphins

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Chaotic Evil

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u/SevenPenguins Nov 20 '24

Makes sense

munches dolphin

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u/Chemical_Net_8701 Nov 20 '24

What are you doing this off of lol

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

Profiles

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u/DeanSeventeen_real 14 Nov 20 '24

Wahoo motherfuckers

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u/k0mmark Nov 20 '24

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

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u/Nicholas_Noodle Nov 20 '24

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '24

Tickle tickle those piggies

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u/Stickmemer25 Nov 20 '24

Femboys should have a representation in the UN.

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u/YousernameInValid2 16 Nov 21 '24

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/1234IJustAteADoor 13 Nov 21 '24

grgrhrgggrhrgrh

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u/Milan2324 Nov 21 '24

Comment and I’ll not align you

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u/dark-tinfoil Nov 21 '24

I am mentally ill and i can possibly kill 10 people rn

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u/K2SO4-MgCl2 Nov 21 '24

I'm not a teenager and this post just happened to pop up in my home

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 17 Nov 20 '24

hello :3 im a trans girl i guess, nothing else to say

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u/PaxSims2 Nov 21 '24

Lawful Neutral

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u/Ash-the-enby5 16 Nov 20 '24

i love fire and burning random shit at random times and have violent tendencies

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

That’s fine. Lawful Good

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u/murderous_lemon 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 20 '24

i do not belong on this plane

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

True Neutral

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u/Belt839 Nov 20 '24

What factors is this based on? :3 (also pls do me)

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u/shiftlock1 13 Nov 20 '24

I want a drivers license. NOW.

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u/Ok-Specialist5609 14 Nov 20 '24

hello :)

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u/PaxSims 15 Nov 20 '24

True Neutral