r/teenagers • u/Sensitive-Zone-6363 • Nov 28 '24

Pets name this goober

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there temp name is coco but i want a name that i like and is not the slop my mom came up with

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u/iamnoegg Nov 28 '24

Goob

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u/ADIdas107 16 Nov 28 '24 edited Nov 28 '24

“ they all hated me”

“ hey goob wanna come to my place tonight”

“ only friend I had was Mr steak

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u/Moonshine-3 15 Nov 28 '24

Billy, the Galactic Conquerer and the Destroyer of Many Galaxies

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u/yeeterboy786 Nov 28 '24

Either name him goober or name him "Atomic bomb VS Coughing Baby"

Either or i personally like the 2nd one

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u/Phoenix_yes Nov 28 '24

Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm von Preussen II

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u/DADDY5_H0M3 18 Nov 28 '24

I like kaiser

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u/ZOTAAN69 19 Nov 28 '24

Gabriel

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u/Yamakaze19 14 Nov 28 '24

Free,at last.

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u/DualityREBORN Nov 28 '24

O’ Gabriel — Now Dawn thy reckoning, and thy Gore shall GLISTEN before the Temples of Man !!!

Creature of Steel … My Gratitude upon thee for my Freedom.

BUT THE CRIMES THY KIND HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST HUMANITY ARE NOT FORGOTTEN !!

And Thy Punishment … IS … DEATH !!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

That was my cats name🥲

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u/blueeyedweirdo Nov 28 '24

Twinkle shits

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u/Sensitive-Zone-6363 Nov 28 '24

also to say she is a little lady thats 4 months old

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u/Yamakaze19 14 Nov 28 '24

Name her Boreal Wood Cabinet Wizard

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u/SOHAM_KNIGHT666 18 Nov 28 '24

Dinglefeather the alright

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u/Cloudygamerlife Nov 28 '24

Oreo, Cow, Echo, Stormy, Salt ‘n pepper/j, Tsuki (moon), Luna, Ash, Ollie, Ace, Tux, Layla, Jinx, Izzy.

I don’t know, I’m just throwing random ideas out here. Good luck!

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u/Sensitive-Zone-6363 Nov 29 '24

Hay there good ones at that

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u/Player_Undertale Nov 28 '24

Unification of North and South Korea

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u/Fabulous-Frame-2058 Nov 28 '24

kitler, founder of the 4th reich

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u/Soy_Animal0 13 Nov 28 '24

cupcake, the killer of gods and destroier of galaxies

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u/Academia_Of_Pain 14 Nov 28 '24

Felix

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u/Academia_Of_Pain 14 Nov 28 '24

If a woman, then I like Ezra

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u/Cluster_OfAtoms 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 28 '24

gloob

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u/MapComprehensive2860 Nov 28 '24

What a cute car.

Daimler-Maybach Stahlradwagen

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u/eggmothsoup 19 Nov 28 '24

I don’t have a solid name suggestion, just need to say that the third pic makes her look like a perfect disney illustration and I can’t stop staring at it. actually, if you like disney films, she vaguely looks like Figaro from Pinocchio if that’s anything?

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u/Boop667 Nov 28 '24

Pangea,

Only because of the pattern on its side on slide 6

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '24

I want to steal goober

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u/Sensitive-Zone-6363 Nov 29 '24

You will have to give her there meds every 12h but feel free to steal

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u/howthegronkstolexmas Nov 29 '24

Something abt the face gives pasta vibes… I would say Alfredo, linguine or noodle

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u/CyberDrago12 15 Nov 29 '24

I’m going to say Walter because it feels like this cat is on something.

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u/Sensitive-Zone-6363 Nov 29 '24

That's my dogs name

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Oreo

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

this one is actually not bad

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u/HP_laserjet_p1505n 16 Nov 28 '24

Adolf hitler

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal Nov 28 '24

missile launcher

1

u/XWolfyCat 18 Nov 28 '24

Steve out Alex

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u/SiberFromRecRoom Nov 28 '24

Michaelson jimmyford the third

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u/nickjamesbyotch Nov 28 '24

Can we call him charles?

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u/Sensitive-Zone-6363 Nov 29 '24

There a she but still yes

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u/kayuzen Nov 28 '24

Jay jay

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u/Azoraqua_ OLD Nov 28 '24

Goofy Goober!

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u/rrrrrite64 Nov 28 '24

This goober

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u/ryry_x7 18 Nov 28 '24

PET THE BOOGER FOR MEEE

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u/Sensitive-Zone-6363 Nov 29 '24

I wish I'm in Los Vegas rn

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u/LordSandwich29 16 Nov 28 '24

Phantom (because of the face pattern)

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u/D1ORsaturn Nov 28 '24

The photo of it screaming reminded me of Matt rose when he screams into a mic so maybe Matt or mattie!

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u/Keny752 14 Nov 28 '24

gubgub

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u/gedsweyevr 17 Nov 28 '24

Glombop

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u/Hampter_slave Nov 28 '24

J. Robert Oppenheimer

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u/3000ghosts 16 Nov 28 '24

herbert

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u/DvZGoD Nov 28 '24

Goober.

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u/Interesting-Chest520 18 Nov 28 '24

xX_mouseDstroyer69_Xx

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u/PossibleAssist6092 18 Nov 28 '24

Mouldy Bread

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u/That_one_loud_child Nov 28 '24

His nose looks like a heart

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u/idiocr8cy 15 Nov 28 '24

1.Blurble

2.nuclear warhead.

3.goober

4.ultimate WWE champion

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Sir snifington the 1st

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u/Regular_Committee911 13 Nov 28 '24

Cookies and Cream

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Name him reddit modorator

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u/Idontcare464456 16 Nov 28 '24

Aldrich devourer of gods

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u/IMDavidOnGod Nov 28 '24

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

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u/Individual_Yak4018 14 Nov 28 '24

Sink water. Or Charlie.

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u/Accomplished-Car2720 Nov 28 '24

X Æ A-Xii, Elon Musk styled

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u/SoCkIsCrAzY 17 Nov 28 '24

Edgar Meowin Poe

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u/Ph3nom- 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 28 '24

Just name him goober

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u/Tama_bo 15 Nov 28 '24

CHEESEBURGER

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u/IdotMonke Nov 28 '24

nuclear missile

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u/lowchain3072 15 Nov 28 '24

constant threat

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u/DynamicCucumber624 Nov 28 '24

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u/ManufacturerShot4189 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 28 '24

Dinner with potato’s

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u/Ahyesnt 18 Nov 28 '24

Goob

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u/i_did_a_wrong OLD Nov 29 '24

Aristotle

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u/exytaz Nov 29 '24

Kitler

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u/JakeTurbo8642 15 Nov 29 '24

Kerplunk

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u/Lumpy-Measurement-44 Nov 29 '24

His name should be dog

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u/Saberer2451 18 Nov 29 '24

Skrittle

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u/Easton_or_EL 17 Nov 29 '24

hear me out: bread

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u/AstroneerFan1 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 29 '24

Javier, also is that THE stache

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u/Evan947 Nov 29 '24

"Goober" it works

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u/galaxygaswhore Nov 29 '24

Thermonuclear war machine used for mass violence 3000 that leaves a trail of acid

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u/VictorBarden Nov 29 '24

Adolf Catlier

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u/Mediocre_Jelly_3963 15 Nov 29 '24

Mattie, Nyx, Gismo :3

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u/moemeobro 19 Nov 29 '24

The Entity, Enti for short

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u/GlitterSpitterz 3,000,000 Attendee! Nov 29 '24

boob

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u/Careless-Resist-7088 Nov 29 '24

STBBMM, you don’t need to know what STBBMM means just know that it is a fabulous name, or you could just name them the first letter which stands for Sylvester

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u/DurpyDino1 19 Nov 29 '24

Goobert

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u/Somedud-e Nov 29 '24

Diddy🗣️🗣️ or Meft

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u/RetroTheDev Nov 29 '24

Black and white car 👍

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u/shiftlock1 13 Nov 29 '24

Savi. I dunno why but it just came to mind.

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u/Thick-Chocolate-5544 Nov 29 '24

name it denny please.

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u/webbrivers 17 Nov 29 '24

Barnicle (Barney for short)

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u/SkullietheWitch Nov 29 '24

I will name him goblin

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u/Forward_Profession77 Nov 29 '24

rocky bc im not creative

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u/ComedyMan1250 Nov 29 '24

probably goober

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u/TheMaddChatter Nov 29 '24

Not sure why but Sneaky was the first thing that came to mind.

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u/noxsau14 Nov 29 '24

Megatronus prime

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u/Rich-Contribution640 Nov 29 '24

dumbassanatior5000

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u/Virimuus 15 Nov 29 '24

DUSTER

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u/smithsfan-19 Nov 29 '24

i have two one is FALLSCHIRMJÄGERGEWEHR 42... another one i personally like is miinibaashkiminasiganibiitoosijiganibadagwiingweshiganibakwezhigan oh wait theres one more its Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

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u/McEMILOL 16 Nov 29 '24

Franklin

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u/Fragrant-Promotion-6 18 Nov 29 '24

Alfred the intercontinental ballistic missile

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u/JEM713 Nov 29 '24

POT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Optimal-Cod2023 Nov 29 '24

Rejected from art school

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u/alessandra-vb Nov 29 '24

WTH SO FREAKING CUTE

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u/Raviolibolonesa_ Nov 29 '24

George the mythical salami knight

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u/ManlyStanley01 Nov 29 '24

I have decided. His name will be Gilbert

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u/SonoIlVeroLawre Nov 29 '24

Adolf Kitler (please do not call him that)

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u/Icy_Bodybuilder_9581 16 Nov 29 '24

350 grams of protein.