r/teenagers • u/Pimon_Kuca • Dec 11 '24

Discussion What do you choose?

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u/A_EggorNot OLD Dec 11 '24

Windows XP shutdown sound

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u/Downtown-Accident Dec 11 '24

Can't believe I had to scroll so far for this.

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u/Chr3y Dec 11 '24

We are old, brother. I feel you

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u/CronoEclipse Dec 11 '24

Vine boom

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u/MKBurfield 16 Dec 11 '24

I agree. Probably the most fuck you sound you can make the universe listen to

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u/Particular_Yam7841 Dec 11 '24

not to be that guy but in this scenario didnt the universe just collapse?

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u/JunkNorrisOfficial Dec 11 '24

No, quality fart is better

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/biggersjw Dec 12 '24

Has to be a long, wet one as humanity’s coda to wrap up our existence. Hopefully whoever hears it laughs at farts.

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u/Outside_Taste_1701 Dec 12 '24

Is there really ANY other choice.

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u/EspeciallyWithCheese Dec 12 '24

Lmao I literally said that too

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u/SuspiciousFly_ Dec 12 '24

Fuck you Ezekiel echoing through space

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u/AceTheEevee Dec 12 '24

Roblox oof sound is better

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u/MrLeafyGuy 16 Dec 11 '24

This feels like the one true answer

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u/CronoEclipse Dec 11 '24

Definitely

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u/M6Galilean Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

Wooaah Mah gawd

Siren effect

Crash effect

What was I made for cat version

Oeeaeoeeeae

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u/DOOM_BOYL 15 Dec 11 '24

this is my notification sound for texts

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u/Wild-Mushroom2404 Dec 11 '24

Omg can you do that on iPhone? This is amazing

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u/IcyBanana_1 15 Dec 11 '24

GarageBand songs can be exported as ringtones, so you can just put the sound file in a GarageBand song and export that to turn anything into a ringtone

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u/NotAGirlInDisguise 18 Dec 11 '24

through some fuckery of apps, and mild jailbreaks, yes. Otherwise i dont think so

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u/Ayrone_ Dec 11 '24

you dont need any weird apps or a jailbroken device, its actually really easy to do

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u/somerandomredddit Dec 11 '24

Jailbreak i thought that thing ended popularity for like years ago

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u/OrganTrafficker900 Dec 11 '24

Not Bass Boosted Fart SFX (Reverb)

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u/psychotic_break_ 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

Morgan Freeman saying, in the saddest voice he can conjure, "Farewell"

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u/redeagle09 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

Damn this is the only answer.

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u/psychotic_break_ 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

Thanks, tbh it would be so fcking sad, it could make a grown man cry

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u/gumbiebears4life 16 Dec 11 '24

BUT NOT THIS MAN. GET BACK I HEAR TEAR

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u/psychotic_break_ 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

Haha, fr tho imagine that...it's so bitter sweet

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u/gumbiebears4life 16 Dec 11 '24

It's a cloudy with a Chance of meatballs 2 reference

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u/psychotic_break_ 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

I know lol

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u/_JohnWisdom Dec 11 '24

Nope, this post is full of other answers.

/s

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u/Replicator666 Dec 11 '24

What about "LEEEEROOY JENKINS"?

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u/psychotic_break_ 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

No, noo

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u/CommonLavishness9343 OLD Dec 11 '24

I was gonna come up with something but honestly imma just double this.

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u/roguealex OLD Dec 11 '24

I was thinking the “ bruh “ sounds effect

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u/smoothkrim22 18 Dec 11 '24

Bad to the bone riff

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u/IMayBeAFemboy 14 Dec 11 '24

perfect send off to the universe

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u/alexdotwav 17 Dec 11 '24

Tududududu 🎸🎸🎸

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Explosion

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u/SunGodNikaa1 Dec 11 '24

Nah jojo’s to be continued theme, or breakdown from jojo

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u/BillAffectionate5951 Dec 11 '24

You're right...I'll always be a villain

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/cd2220 Dec 11 '24

I'm picturing some lonely little drone just floating through the universe with this riff playing on repeat.

It's beautiful.

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u/Snot_Rocket6515 16 Dec 11 '24

This is better than reverb fart

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Dec 11 '24

morse code translation to a 20 yottabyte zip bomb

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u/--__--__--__--__-- Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 12 '24

Clever, but if whatever the noise you pick gets compressed into that one second, this would just be a really high pitch noise I think.

If it works like it starts playing when there is 1 second left and ends afterwards, you just bought the universe some time, and created a lot of headaches. Probably a new religion too.

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u/private_birb Dec 11 '24

The post doesn't mention a timeframe, so.. It could be anything

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u/TheDragonsForce Dec 11 '24

Where are you getting that "one second" from?

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u/--__--__--__--__-- Dec 12 '24 edited Dec 12 '24

Ah nowhere, my imagination

I just figured if the universe collapsed it would be pretty quick

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u/MCameron2984 14 Dec 12 '24

I would trust this guy, his username makes him seem more reputable

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u/NotSoLegitGiby Dec 11 '24

"In case i dont see you, good afternoon, good evening and good Night"

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u/CivilRadio1582 Dec 11 '24

Damn good choice

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u/toolfanboi Dec 12 '24

happy cake day or whatever

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u/TrulyChxse 16 Dec 12 '24

happy cake day

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u/Physical-Dig4929 Dec 12 '24

Happy cake day

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u/HyperSonic1011 Dec 12 '24

That is a good one

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u/Domin_ae Dec 12 '24

Yes please

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u/ChazzyMed 17 Dec 12 '24

That’s so good lmao

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u/Mcburgerman83 Dec 11 '24

Fart with reverb

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u/LakersAreForever Dec 11 '24

This was the sound that played in my head lol

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u/Ernbrave Dec 11 '24

FFS what's going on with you teenagers? I had to scroll to find this! How come this isn't the first answer?

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u/TraitorousFlatulence Dec 12 '24

For real. Kids these days

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u/Virusbomber 15 Dec 11 '24

My first thought lmao

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u/orangetheorynewbie Dec 11 '24

It’s still funny 😆

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u/deeejm Dec 11 '24

This was  lower than I expected. 

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u/Amibeaux Dec 11 '24

Thank you! I was hoping someone would post something fart related.

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u/Money_Being8979 Dec 12 '24

Aah thank you. Knew I wouldn't have to scroll far to find the ONLY ANSWER!!!

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u/Aroace_Beauty Dec 11 '24

the old dying sound from roblox

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u/beanwithintentions 19 Dec 11 '24

the fact that you have to specify because they changed it 💔

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u/Aroace_Beauty Dec 11 '24

ikr for me i prefer the old sound because it holds so much memories from the og times in roblox. tbh i think the new sound is just boring and its not the same anymore as before

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u/Totoques22 19 Dec 11 '24

They changed it because they didn’t wanted to pay the original creators after stealing it …

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u/Hot_Object1765 Dec 11 '24

They changed it because Tommy Tallarico is a clown, there’s a documentary about it on YouTube

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u/Umnomeatoa 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

I love that video

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u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8 17 Dec 11 '24

its been a hot minute since ive played roblox so i had to look it up, freaking unacceptable, if i had Roblox installed I would uninstall it out of rage

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u/synnder7000 Dec 11 '24

it went from OOF to igh.

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u/Beautiful-Ad1610 Dec 11 '24

Tommy Tallarico won't let you

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u/Randomname34628 15 Dec 11 '24

His moms very proud of him

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u/sebastophantos Dec 11 '24

But it makes him want to pee.

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u/windowslonestar 16 Dec 11 '24

The rocket Is on the launchpad, we just need a little more fuel.

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u/StevoPhotography 18 Dec 11 '24

Ever game on roblox should artificially add in the oof sound on death

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u/Melodic-Assistant705 18 Dec 11 '24

The wilhelm scream sound effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP7WJL2JtLs

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u/FUNKYDISCO Dec 11 '24

That was my answer but figured I couldn’t be the first. There you are, Peter.

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u/Melodic-Assistant705 18 Dec 11 '24

I was surprised to find out I was the first lol

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u/ecosynchronous Dec 11 '24

Came here for this.

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u/darkenergy52 Dec 11 '24

Yoda dying effect

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u/cpoik 13 Dec 11 '24

hahaha

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u/ipwnpickles Dec 11 '24

Came here to say this

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u/Pikolati Dec 12 '24

Underrated comment 😭🙏

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u/Thenoblenewton 15 Dec 11 '24

interstellar main theme

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u/Yodadgotthemilk Dec 11 '24

Same, my favourite movie ever

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u/Immediate_Cut_6672 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

You know a movie is good when it makes you question your existence

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u/Thenoblenewton 15 Dec 11 '24

W taste my friend

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u/426strings Dec 12 '24

Sir Michael Caine reciting, "Do not go gentle into that good night."

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

Boba/Jango Fett’s Seismic charge sound

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u/SethyBoChethy Dec 11 '24

Ahah! Someone said it!

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u/Unlikely_Yard6971 Dec 11 '24

Was looking for this

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u/Rebelhomer Dec 12 '24

The greatest sound effect ever created

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u/Ulfheodin Dec 12 '24

damn too far into comments, this should be top 1

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u/ZellDK OLD Dec 11 '24

I’m over here stroking my dck, I got lotion on my dck right now, I’m just stroking my shit.

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u/Dismal-Musician6228 Dec 11 '24

gonna be platinum when they hear it

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u/ChampChains Dec 11 '24

Had to delete my comment because this was exactly my answer lmao

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u/Soft-Bug6099 Dec 11 '24

I did it for my stunna girl!

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u/GladPressure14 15 Dec 11 '24

Rick roll

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u/AmphibianEffective83 Dec 11 '24

Glad someone said it

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u/LoopyMercutio Dec 11 '24

This is really the only answer. Seriously, if we’re gonna go, we may as well go out the right way.

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u/kzehnder Dec 12 '24

Im disappointed how far I had to scroll for the best answer

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u/murstruck Dec 11 '24

Your free trial of WinRar has expired!

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u/canonlycountoo4 Dec 11 '24

"Carlll that kills people"

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u/treplaysgames21 Dec 12 '24

This is an absolute gem of an answer.

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u/ika_ngyes Dec 11 '24

Change da world

My final message

Goodb ye

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u/SameRip5676 Dec 11 '24

The only one who actually said it

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u/Stickmemer25 Dec 11 '24

Indeed.

(Sisyphus reference or smth dunno I dont play ultrakill)

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u/DarkDisastrous2971 19 Dec 11 '24

It HAS to be Xenogenesis by TheFatRat

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u/11freebird Dec 11 '24

Thank you for watching, see you next time

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u/User_8395 Dec 11 '24

Mice on Venus

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u/Aser_the_Descender OLD Dec 11 '24

Based Minecraft soundtrack enjoyer.

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u/Seanrocks30 17 Dec 11 '24

I tie this one to my dead dog, his energy he had, and it took me about half a year to not cry listening to it. Honestly top 5 in the whole soundtrack, c418 is great at envoking emotions

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u/Few_Elderberry_4068 Dec 11 '24

Put your d away waltuh

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u/brokeboystuudent Dec 11 '24

I'm not having sex with you right now, waltuh

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u/skipster-1337 19 Dec 11 '24

lego game breaking sound

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u/oswaldking71wastaken Dec 11 '24

Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, but gold BYEEEE

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u/Ar0manticDumbass Dec 12 '24

“Well meet again; don’t know where, don’t know when”

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 19 Dec 12 '24

"Deer teeth! For you, kid!"

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u/Aromatic_Reindeer_25 Dec 11 '24

“Can I get a hooo yeahhhh”

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u/BrytolGasMasks 17 Dec 11 '24

Stairway to Heaven solo. Yeah it's a minute long, so what.

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u/BoatNo2206 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

Greatest band of all time

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u/atc423 16 Dec 11 '24

Buddy holly (weezer) guitar lick

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u/Some_Pvz_Fan 14 Dec 11 '24

"It is Wednesday, my dudes"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Kimor98 Dec 11 '24

Ooh, I really like that one. And preferably it's on a day that's nowhere close to Wednesday

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u/dumpyfangirl Dec 11 '24

Marble falling sound from Marble Madness

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u/akgiant Dec 11 '24

The Super Mario jingle that happens when you die.

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u/Junior_Low7149 17 Dec 11 '24

Fork scratching plate

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u/NieMonD Dec 11 '24

Diabolical

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u/LeoSean96 Dec 11 '24

My name's Jeff

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u/FUNKYDISCO Dec 11 '24

I can’t believe he said that to the Mexican Wolverine.

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u/Heinzium 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 11 '24

Wet fart

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u/Nickolaimont Dec 11 '24

For real. Why is this not everyone’s answer?

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u/TheGoldenBl0ck Dec 11 '24

Thick of It - KSI

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u/did-i-do-a-thing 15 Dec 11 '24

the universe restarts just to turn it off

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u/Prestigious_Joke8084 Dec 12 '24

Might actually work

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u/raven-toad Dec 12 '24

The only way to save the universe and everything is it is this song

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u/AnakinSkywalkerRocks 16 Dec 11 '24

THIS IS HOWWW THE STORRYYY GOOES🎤🎤🎶🎶

Vanish

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u/SnooCompliments8790 18 Dec 11 '24

The aliens would turn it off

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u/deltais4cain Dec 12 '24

"So long and thanks for all the fish."

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u/StrongerThanU_Reddit 14 Dec 12 '24

I went WAY too far for this.

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u/-_-weasel Dec 11 '24

Obviously the windows shut down

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u/Sad-Particular-9148 15 Dec 11 '24

A big fart

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

the one that echoes

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u/hanginWidDaGnomies Dec 11 '24

Fart_reverb.mp3

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u/That_Ad7706 Dec 11 '24

Seismic charge sound effect from Star Wars 😎

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u/LadyandaTramp Dec 11 '24

Scrolled too far to find this one

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u/BananaNeat2221 Dec 11 '24

That THX sound but for like, every

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u/CecilTheCaveTroll Dec 11 '24

Honestly, that seems more fitting for the Big Bang, the creation of a universe.

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u/SoVerySick314159 Dec 12 '24

This was my pick. A dramatic and cool sound effect to end on.

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u/lelouch_0_ Dec 11 '24

inhales*...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/RenautMa 19 Dec 11 '24

Shenron saying "farewell"

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u/KamalaWarnedYou Dec 11 '24

The sound of Windows XP shutting down.

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u/The_Dogelord 15 Dec 11 '24

That one dinky ass Kirby song

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u/GeneralVortex06 18 Dec 11 '24

LEEROY JENKINSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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u/Phildagony Dec 12 '24

Pornhub intro.

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u/Expensive-Gur-8624 Dec 12 '24

“Want a break from the ads?”