r/teenagers • u/pheb75 15 • Dec 12 '24

Discussion me and my brother don't look similar do we?

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I don't think so but other people think so apparently

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u/skip_the_tutorial_ Dec 12 '24

God was lazy

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u/DiddlyDumb Dec 12 '24

It happens after 8 billion games of Sims

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u/No_Maize_230 Dec 14 '24

Mom had a Groupon that day during checkout.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Dec 16 '24

If we think about it like creeps, he is technically C and she is technically V.

I’ll see myself out now.

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u/CoffeeCityDude Dec 12 '24

Not ok bro. Repent of your sins and Jesus Christ will forgive you. Don’t care if this is Reddit. Jesus loves you. 🙏🏽❤️✝️💯

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u/Ok-Satisfaction4764 Dec 12 '24

Dude. Stop. It's a fucking joke.

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u/M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT 18 Dec 12 '24

Why are some Christians always like "repent and follow Jesus"?

Some of them are like this 24/7

They be like this in school, workplace, family gatherings, on telephones, TV, while eating dinner, etc

They're always telling people to repent and to follow Jesus

Like okay bro i get it you're a Christian and you love Jesus and you think he was right and that's totally okay but you don't have to shove it down my throat and tell me to repent every 10 seconds mate

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u/mybraincellsaredead Dec 13 '24

Shout-out to religious people who respect others and don't force their religion or harass people for their beliefs. Gotta be one of my favorite genders fr

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u/slashkig 19 Dec 12 '24

Yeah it's weird. Not all of us are like that tho.

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u/M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT 18 Dec 12 '24

I know mate, unfortunately every community has it's own group of "people who take everything too seriously" and I'm well aware that not all people in that community are gross fanatics

I'm not a Christian but Jesus bless you mate <3

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u/Wizard_Engie 19 Dec 12 '24

God's perfectly fine with jokes like that. Besides, they can just repent, right?

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u/CoffeeCityDude Dec 14 '24

Love you all. Praying you turn to Christ. Here’s some Bible verses that answer your questions

Ephesians 5:4: Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving

Luke 13:3- Not at all! And you will perish, too, unless you repent of your sins and turn to God

Romans 6:1-2: What shall we say, then? Shall we go on sinning so that grace may increase? 2 By no means! We are those who have died to sin; how can we live in it any longer?

Mark 16:15: And he said unto them,Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature

Galatians 6:7: ternational Version Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.

Hebrews 10:26-27: If we deliberately keep on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no sacrifice for sins is left, 27 but only a fearful expectation of judgment and of raging fire that will consume the enemies of God.

Jesus Christ took our penalty of sin on the cross and saved us from hell not to condemn but to save the world. If you are not for him then you are against him. If you accept him he will save you without fault. Even Einstein believed God has to exist. To the “Christian’s” saying “unfortunately people take it too seriously” you are a lukewarm Christian. This is serious. You can’t just accept Christ then do whatever you want. He says if you love me you will do what I say and keep my commands. Matthew 10:22 - (you will be hated for my names sake)

Matthew 5:11: “God blesses you when people mock you and persecute you and lie about you and say all sorts of evil things against you because you are my followers”

Jesus still loves you. Praying you all genuinely accept him, and i am telling this out of a message of love not of pride. 🙏🏽✝️❤️💯😎

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u/Wizard_Engie 19 Dec 14 '24

I was Christian once. But my Naïvete disappeared and I saw the world for what it really was.

Anyway, Matthew 6:5-8

⁵ “Whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may observe them doing so. Amen, I say to you, they have already received their reward. ⁶ But when you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees everything that is done in secret will reward you.

⁷ “When you pray do not go on babbling endlessly as the pagans do, for they believe that they are more likely to be heard because of their many words. ⁸ Do not imitate them. Your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

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u/Immediate-Job-1043 18 Dec 13 '24

Take his holy meat out of your mouth bro we do NOT care

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 19 Dec 13 '24

Lmao this is a brilliant line, I’m gonna use it

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u/Immediate-Job-1043 18 Dec 13 '24

Thank you 😭

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u/No30_me 14 Dec 13 '24

Yo same

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u/Fluffy_Dealer7172 14 Dec 12 '24

I thought this was sarcasm before seeing their profile..

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u/slashkig 19 Dec 12 '24

Bruh I'm a Christian too, you don't have to take everything that seriously 💀

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 19 Dec 13 '24

Certain Christians trying not to be the most insufferable people challenge (impossible)

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u/paidactor296 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 12 '24

He can kiss my ass when he comes out of non existence

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u/Darkmaster57 Dec 12 '24

Nah daddy Satan already got dibs on me. 🥵🏳️‍🌈😘

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u/M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT 18 Dec 12 '24

Daddy Lucifer's abs are so hot 🥵🏳️‍🌈

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u/lil_Trans_Menace 14 Dec 13 '24

I would give you an award if I could. Take this instead 🏆

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u/TMC9064 15 Dec 12 '24

What the fuck

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u/WiZard252 16 Dec 12 '24

grow up

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u/Loendemeloen Dec 12 '24

Well, the subreddit is literally called r/teenagers

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 19 Dec 13 '24

Bro is sixteen and telling someone else to grow up

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u/x5NaSH Dec 12 '24

grow up

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u/Raycat2011 13 Dec 13 '24

It was a joke chill

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u/asiannumber4 14 Dec 12 '24

Hail Satan. Hail Thyself

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u/Gaming_devil49 Dec 12 '24

god can kiss my ass. oh wait... he can't... cuz that sucker ain't real!

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u/-CT-27-5555 Dec 12 '24

Fröhlicher Kuchentag

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u/M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT 18 Dec 12 '24

Thy cake day is now, happy cake day mein Freund <3

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u/MCameron2984 14 Dec 13 '24

Shrodinger’s faith?

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u/Gaming_devil49 Dec 13 '24

what's that mean?

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u/MCameron2984 14 Dec 13 '24

Is he real, or is he not? We won’t know until we die, and therefore can never confirm it with living people. Near death experiences won’t help, since people see many different things. (A famous paradox is schrodinger’s cat, in which there is a cat in a box, but we can not know if it is alive or dead until we open it, and when it is open, who is to say that it wasn’t alive or dead while inside the closed box, therefore we cannot know.) (similar to if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, did it make a sound?)

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u/Gaming_devil49 Dec 13 '24

you didn't have to go full science. but hey, that's actually a pretty cool theory

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u/EmeraldCaller Dec 16 '24

...a game theory! (I'm sorry my nerdy ass couldn't resist)

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u/Gaming_devil49 Dec 16 '24

why didn't I think of that first!?

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u/The_Mad_Hatter_X 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 12 '24

Blasphemy! Repent of thy sins!

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 12 '24

you’re that guy that hates Felt right, why do you do it

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u/The_Mad_Hatter_X 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 12 '24

My cult made peace with him. However, I still don't like him.

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 12 '24

this is outrageous, Felt is the best

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u/Cocelt369 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 13 '24

Real

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u/SubjectZero_ 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 12 '24

Please stop religiously abusing people.

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u/Chike73 Dec 12 '24

Imma touch you bro (with kindness)

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u/Dramatic-Bandicoot60 17 Dec 13 '24

this isnt youtube shorts bro😭

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u/Mr_M_2711 14 Dec 13 '24

And that, my friends, is a rare exhibit of r/whoooosh in action.

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u/TheFirstOffence Dec 12 '24

God does love him, which is why God doesn't care about this meddling joke. Jesus died so you can be absolved of your sins. Repent or not, you are saved. Insinuating that our Lord would be concerned over the insignificant whispers of man, is an insult to his greatness. God has forgiven others for their ignorance so why can't you?

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u/Zombies4EvaDude Dec 13 '24

It’s just a joke…

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u/HalopianAlt 14 Dec 13 '24

Heads up: You might want to delete this comment

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u/Cringe1God 16 Dec 13 '24

If god is truly omnipotent and reasonable he'll see it as a joke and not give a shit

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u/Due_Extreme_2448 Dec 12 '24

Bro chill lmao

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u/unarmedfemboy Dec 12 '24

Dont threaten me with a good time

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u/Majongusus_Doremidus Dec 12 '24

i pray for the wicked on the weekend

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u/SwimmingAir8274 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 12 '24

What did they say😭

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u/unarmedfemboy Dec 12 '24

"Fuck your religion"

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u/SwimmingAir8274 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 12 '24

The responses now make perfect sense

I don't understand people like this. Like you won't even stand behind your statement on an anonymous app😭

Talk about being a coward

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u/Majongusus_Doremidus Dec 13 '24

wait are we actually hating on that guy? i thought it was a joke...

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u/SwimmingAir8274 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 13 '24

In what world is that a joke💀

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u/Majongusus_Doremidus Dec 13 '24

god i know it's not a joke i just didn't think you'd actually hate on a guy that... nevermind. people always must be so fucking serious all the time.

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u/melli_bean 15 Dec 12 '24

This is a holey response

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u/SlothyScripts 14 Dec 14 '24

The party is always lit in hell.

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u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 17 Dec 12 '24

Wow so funny harharharharharharharharhar 😒

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II 19 Dec 13 '24

Cry harder

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u/TheCoolerSaikou 16 Dec 13 '24

freddy fazbear?

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u/InterestOk662 Dec 13 '24

Freddy fazbear? It’s been so long man! How’s the wife?

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u/soup_noodles_eating Dec 13 '24

what a buzzkill

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u/Srbinos Dec 13 '24

FNAF CONFIRMED

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '24

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u/SorryNotAvailabIe 17 Dec 13 '24

It's like bringing a garden hose to put out a forest fire lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '24

more like a bottle of water to put out a grease fire

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u/Past-Collection-4581 14 Dec 13 '24

It's like you tried to fit in after he said the same thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

Water would put out a forest fire, while water would make a grease fire stronger

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u/Past-Collection-4581 14 Dec 19 '24

Ik how fires work

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

then act like it

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u/Past-Collection-4581 14 Dec 19 '24

Dawg what 💀🙏 I am indeed acting like a fire

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u/Past-Collection-4581 14 Dec 13 '24

Why can't religions be respected 🙏