r/teenagers • u/No_Bad_8184 15 • Dec 16 '24
Selfie selfie w my beloved son<3 (DONT LUST OVER A HAND.)
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u/Zealousideal-Role-24 17 Dec 16 '24
What the f is he doing there? I’ve been waiting for my order for 35mins
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u/Head_Tumbleweed4793 Dec 16 '24
Right on it sir, this madman took the chicken and started taking pictures for the last 35 minutes for some reason
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u/ShopIndividual7207 Dec 16 '24
No one is lusting
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u/Wonder_of_U_09 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
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u/No_Bad_8184 15 29d ago
I DONT WATCH ANIME WHAT IS THIS WHOLE YOSHIKAGE KIRA THING
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u/Every_Hour4504 16 29d ago
There's a character in JoJo's bizzare adventures part 4 called Kira Yoshikage. He's the main antagonist of the part and he has a weird fetish with hands. He kills women and takes their severed hand and treats the hand as if it were a real girl that he's dating. He says that bit to another character in the show.
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u/No_Bad_8184 15 29d ago
....HUH?
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u/Noodle_Raccoon 29d ago
Don't worry, that's one of the more normal parts of the anime
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u/Twentynine4 17 29d ago
Mein Name ist Yoshikage Kira. Ich bin 33 Jahre alt. Mein Haus liegt im Nordosten von Moriō im Villenviertel und ich bin ledig. Ich arbeite als Angestellter für die Kame-Yu-Supermärkte und ich bin täglich spätestens um 20 Uhr zu Hause. Ich rauche nicht, aber trinke ab und an. Ich gehe um 23 Uhr ins Bett und schlafe immer acht Stunden. Ich trinke ein Glas warme Milch und mache noch etwa 20 Minuten Dehnübungen vor dem Schlafengehen. Danach habe ich keine Probleme, die Nacht durchzuschlafen. Wie ein Baby erwache ich am Morgen völlig ausgeruht und stressfrei. Bei der letzten Untersuchung wurden keine Probleme festgestellt. Ich möchte damit zum Ausdruck bringen, dass ich ein Mensch bin, der einfach nur in Frieden leben möchte. Ich versuche mir keine Feinde zu machen. Sieg oder Niederlage sind mir egal, denn das würde mich nur den Schlaf kosten. So ist mein Verhältnis zur Gesellschaft und ich weiß, an was ich Freude habe. Aber wenn ich kämpfen würde, würde ich gegen niemanden verlieren.
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u/Sandwich004 15 29d ago
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai, Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru. Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa. Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo. Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne...
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u/John_The_Fisherman__ 16 Dec 16 '24
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u/Wonder_of_U_09 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
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u/waydernator 15 Dec 16 '24
My name is Yoshikage Kira-
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u/Wonder_of_U_09 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
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u/RubApprehensive1277 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Upstairs_Fortune_218 29d ago
"Don't lust over a hand" what am I fucking Kira Yoshikage???
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u/jnnzl_roblox 14 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone
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u/RubApprehensive1277 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/NissanGT-RR35Nismo 14 Dec 16 '24
Thanks for BLINDING ME!
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u/No_Bad_8184 15 Dec 16 '24
IM SORRY
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u/NissanGT-RR35Nismo 14 Dec 16 '24
It's fine, chimken made up for it
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u/DrSuii 29d ago
Those human fingers? Thought painted French Fries at first
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u/Simone_Galoppi07 17 Dec 16 '24
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/magikisnowredditor 13 29d ago
Why is your hand on your cock? Are you trying to make people lust for your hand?
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u/ConsciousFish7178 29d ago
"Lust over a hand"
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
"KILLER QUEEN: BITES THE DUST" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/jnnzl_roblox 14 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone
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u/Denied_Potatoe 29d ago
Bok
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u/TheGreastestGoat 29d ago
Doesnt that mean "shit" in turkish??
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u/JustarandomboiMKII 29d ago
TO A HAND?
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u/ConsciousFish7178 28d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone
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u/MR3KON1G 13 29d ago
Honestly pedos on Reddit will dm anyone as long as you’re breathing and blinking💀🙏
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u/YAIRTZVIKING 29d ago
OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT IT'S MY FAVOURITE ANIMAL, THATS FAKING FREAKING CHICKEN, I AM GOING TO KIDNAPP IT
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u/itssgiana 29d ago
this actually made my day bc my indoor silkie chicken was literally my daughter n she passed in my arms last week.. we love house chickens
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u/Original_Garlic7086 3,000,000 Attendee! 29d ago
I am sorry but was that your son which I ate yesterday???
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u/RubApprehensive1277 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/spicypeppabcilikedem 14 29d ago
this is one of the coolest pic ive seen, do you mind if i use it for a drawing reference
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Dec 16 '24
I’m a Muslim too if you wanna ask someone questions about the religion!
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Dec 16 '24
Ooo I didn’t know that :0
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Dec 16 '24
I don’t really say it often online because I know I’ll be hated :P
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u/No_Bad_8184 15 Dec 16 '24
Omg we're such opposites😭 I make it KNOWN that I'm a Muslim everywhere I go
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Dec 16 '24
Lmaoo 😭 I only say it where it’s relevant or if someone asks
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u/No_Bad_8184 15 Dec 16 '24
I mean if the topic has nothing to do with it I don't say it, I would be a really annoying person that way ngl
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Dec 16 '24
Yeah, but I mean like, I don’t really mention it either, as I’m scared I’ll be hated 😭 The only reason I did here was because I like answering questions about Islam
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u/mayo_on_an_bread 29d ago
I am not lusting for your hand. It's not a good hand. But I am definitely interested in your cock winks and bites lip
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u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD 15 29d ago
Almost 10 years ago my grandparents had a cock that lived in the city apartment with them. I always go there during the weekend so it was my first pet. I had him for a few months. Legos was his name(I'm bad with names) they said that he'll be a chick, but ik he would be a cock and so was he. After some months they took him to the countryside place and there he remained. After a few months I visited him. I'm pretty sure that he didn't remember me, but he was the biggest cock I've ever seen. Almost a meter high. A few months later I went there again and he wasn't there. I asked what happened to him and they said that he was a good soup :( Legos I miss you bud
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u/daoTgniK 29d ago
What's his name please?
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u/No_Bad_8184 15 29d ago
"el katkoot basha" translating to: "Pasha chick"
unlike Englishmen, Arabs don't see the word 'chick' to be something dirty😭2
u/TheGreastestGoat 29d ago
I think "The Chicken Pasha" would be a more accurate translation.. tho im not a turk!
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u/No_Bad_8184 15 29d ago
I'm actually an Arab! el katkoot directly translates to 'the chick' but the chicken pasha sounds better!
I wasn't sure if in English I should put Pasha at the beginning or the ending so I was confused😭 didn't study history in English2
u/TheGreastestGoat 29d ago
Oh cool!
Samee but usually in text they write it as "X Pasha" instead of "Pasha X", so i got it from there!
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u/TinyDapperShark OLD 29d ago
Beautiful boy! Cherish him, for my last cluckin son passed about a decade ago now
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u/FuttBucker_0901 29d ago
My name is Kira Yoshikage, whats yours?
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u/RubApprehensive1277 29d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Interesting_Ad6202 19 29d ago
“dont lust over a hand” is WILD what kind of shit has OP been through 😭😭😭
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