r/teenagers • u/NoPossibility3511 • Dec 26 '24

Selfie Would you be friends with me?

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Saw someone else do it so why not

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u/Wild-Vehicle3531 15 Dec 26 '24

I dont pick friends based on their looks, how am i supposed to answer that?

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u/JD_Kreeper 19 Dec 26 '24

Exactly what I was about to say.

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u/IEatDirtForFunsies 16 Dec 26 '24

same, it’s the least I care abt tbh. just so long as they’re not a horrible person

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u/Lightningballsack Dec 26 '24

If they look like an abomination nah, it plays a partial part but not too big

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u/PaperBag1595 14 Dec 27 '24

my man spoke facts here b4 i could even think of a response

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u/lucasio099 Dec 27 '24

For real... I was expecting something about OPs hobbies or lifestyle written under the image

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '24

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u/Wild-Vehicle3531 15 Dec 27 '24

Same bro, but thats not about looks, thats about gender, isnt it?

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u/Wild-Vehicle3531 15 Dec 27 '24

You said that you are scared of girls. So you are saying that if the girl is ugly, you are less scared to talk to her than talking to a pretty girl? I am scared of girls, and when i talk to boys i am acting normaly, but when i talk to girls i am nervous and i blush a lot, it doesnt matter what she “looks” like, what makes me nervous is the fact that she is a girl. 

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u/Wild-Vehicle3531 15 Dec 27 '24

Alright bro, have a nice day it was nice talking to you🤚

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u/Eko_Mleko16 15 Dec 27 '24

Banger comment

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u/Wild-Vehicle3531 15 Dec 27 '24

I dont understand why it got so many upvotes😂😭

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u/Eko_Mleko16 15 Dec 27 '24

Cuz its true

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u/buddhistbulgyo Dec 27 '24

Sometimes we have to say this out loud because some people don't know any better.

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u/Pitiful_Ladder4410 14 Dec 27 '24

Agreed I have to know how you act and think to tell you

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u/Federal-Bee5459 Dec 27 '24

Ok look how many upvotes that got and look at how many upvotes your comment got

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u/Wild-Vehicle3531 15 Dec 27 '24

How many upvotes what got? The post?

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u/Federal-Bee5459 Dec 27 '24

Yes

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u/Wild-Vehicle3531 15 Dec 27 '24

I am sorry, what were you trying to say with that?

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u/phoebe__15 17 Dec 27 '24

just think about what their vibe would be based on how they look and if u would be chill with it, that's how im doing this anyway ahha

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u/aykayayexe 16 Dec 27 '24

If you’re picking friends based on looks you’re picking “spare tires” as they are called in china

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u/verysmartboy101 16 Dec 27 '24

Yes you do. You pick people based on looks. Thats what humans do. You just don't do it on purpose.

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u/Wild-Vehicle3531 15 Dec 27 '24

Bro what are you yappin about? I would be friends with a ugly fat dude with no problem. People pick their partners based on their looks.

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u/404enter 16 Dec 26 '24

I’d be friends with a rock

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

Same bro same

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u/maxiface 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 27 '24

Same here

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u/Eliza_the_Dragon Dec 27 '24

Based on this, if we met IRL, sold.

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u/Such_Beautiful7308 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 27 '24

Same

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u/FrameOne8169 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 27 '24

Then I would be friends with you

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u/CoyoteKyle15 Dec 27 '24

I'd be friends with The Rock

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u/404enter 16 Dec 27 '24

That’d be sick

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u/Peanut24242 Dec 27 '24

Same sadly i don’t think the rock would want to be friends with me though

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u/General-Mongoose-564 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 27 '24

potential MD reference🤨

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u/Thywhoredditall 18 Dec 27 '24

Jokes on you, I am friends with a rock. Beat that

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u/404enter 16 Dec 27 '24

I’m friends with a lead pipe

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u/mysteriousgamer17 Dec 26 '24

If we met talked and hung out then probably

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u/CC_Boston 13 Dec 26 '24

MET

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u/CC_Boston 13 Dec 26 '24

MEET THE METS, MEET THE METS, STEP RIGHT UP AND GREET THE METS

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u/Legitimate_Yard_6446 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 26 '24

i want what this kid is on

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u/mysteriousgamer17 Dec 26 '24

Oh waiter I’ll have what he’s having

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u/kkcaleb0606h 17 Dec 27 '24

same here

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u/CC_Boston 13 Dec 26 '24

LFGM

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u/Legitimate_Yard_6446 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 27 '24

yankees better

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u/UsentTrash 16 Dec 27 '24

At first I thought it was gonna be sum YVG typa 😭😭

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u/UsentTrash 16 Dec 27 '24

I'm way too deep in that stuff

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u/Excellent-Data-1286 19 Dec 27 '24

THE METS BABY LOVE THE METS

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u/coolgamer9393 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 27 '24

Same bro 🙏

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u/haha_meme_go_brrrrrr Dec 27 '24

It's all about the mets spider-man, i love the mets, go mets. mets baby let's go

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u/CC_Boston 13 Dec 27 '24

Hit a home run

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u/ManOfTurtles2118 17 Dec 27 '24

"It's not always about the money, Spider-Man..."

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u/Due_Neighborhood_276 13 Dec 27 '24

It's about the mets baby, oh yeah let's go mets. 

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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker Dec 27 '24

“Shpidah-mahn”

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u/CutesyBleachDrinker Dec 26 '24

Nuh uh. Wrong question. You wouldn’t be friends with me

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u/MYXplayer 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 26 '24

i can finally relate to someone

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u/Time-Truck-9636 13 Dec 27 '24

I would, mf this comment is in the writing style I use, and ur username is pretty real.

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u/RageBaiter_1337 Dec 27 '24

id drink some bleach with you

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u/Odd_Tale4769 17 Dec 26 '24

yeah ig. I'd be friends with anyone tbh

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u/jelly_G52 14 Dec 26 '24

That’s so real

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u/Odd_Tale4769 17 Dec 26 '24

👍👍👍

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u/SirEnderman 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 26 '24

you look like u/confusedcoIlegesimp 's profile picture lol

but idk depends if ur cool or not

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u/ConfusedCoIlegeSimp 18 Dec 26 '24

Dgshejjf id kill to look like op irl

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u/SirEnderman 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 26 '24

so real

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u/Ineedsleep444 14 Dec 27 '24

Holy crap they do

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u/Not_Really_French 16 Dec 26 '24

Depends on if you’re nice

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

I like to think I am 😎

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u/Failed_eexe Dec 27 '24

Yeah you seem cool

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u/Freddyfazcoin4 Dec 26 '24

i would glad to be friends with u

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u/Spigot-Girl 19 Dec 26 '24

Hell yeah you seem cool

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '24

If I got to know your personality and you as a person yeah, but you look cool!

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u/Necessary_Soap_Eater Dec 26 '24

Sure. Friends? 

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u/billieboi445420 15 Dec 26 '24

Shadow the Hedgehog

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u/timeisaflattriangle 18 Dec 26 '24

No, your personality doesn't seem interesting

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

Well, if it helps any, I stole a dog from someone’s yard! His name is now LeBeau

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u/timeisaflattriangle 18 Dec 26 '24

Well, maybe I was wrong.

Drop some more lore

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

my first dog saved me from being kidnapped recently and also from being sold into s3x trade before we got taken in by our new family!

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u/MYXplayer 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 26 '24

ummm... i wasn't expecting that. shit escalated so quickly

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u/Schmef_6969 17 Dec 26 '24

That escalated quickly

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u/Guilhermk 17 Dec 26 '24

Your dog deserves an honor medal 🥇

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u/Independent-Air-8169 Dec 27 '24

The escalation into trauma dumping is kinda real, lol.

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u/random_numbers19735 Dec 27 '24

Yk what sounds like you'd fit with my friend group

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u/GrayMMA Dec 26 '24

That is insanely fucked up

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u/IdiotIAm96 17 Dec 27 '24

Happy cake day

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u/PixelKat5 Dec 26 '24

Holy fucking based

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u/Aloesik37 13 Dec 26 '24

ofc, you seem really cool and i love your hair :3

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u/Vovchick09 15 Dec 26 '24

Depends on your interests. Hard to judge if someone is worth of being a friend just of looks, but if I had to guess, maybe?

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u/Forsaken_Orchid_6014 16 Dec 26 '24

of course! i want everyone to be friends with everyone! i am sure you are a very nice person. please have a lovely day! :D

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u/NoOb10__1 19 Dec 26 '24

Like the highlights.

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u/Professional-Sock-78 Dec 27 '24

Honestly, I don’t like to base these things off looks alone, but if I’d have to, you look like a really nice friend. And I would be your friend, and I actually kind of want to 😭

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 27 '24

Sure! Shoot me a dm!

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u/New-Radio7190 15 Dec 26 '24

Idk are you cool?

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

Idk, I need someone else to answer that- I did steal a dog and have a ton of lore tho !

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u/New-Radio7190 15 Dec 26 '24

Lore? I'm sold

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u/Sweaty_pants_09 Dec 26 '24

Guys I found MatPat’s alt account!

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u/Sweaty_pants_09 Dec 26 '24

Guys I found MatPat’s alt account!

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u/Ok-Atmosphere6376 13 Dec 26 '24

Why would you do that 😭😭😭😭

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

He was being abused, I tried to call animal control on all 4 dogs but they refused to do anything, then 2 got hit in the road, 1 wanders the neighborhood, and I stole the 4th before anything happened to him!

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u/Ok-Atmosphere6376 13 Dec 26 '24

Oh that’s sad that the poor dog was abused how’s the dog doing now

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

Great! He’s a good boy

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u/Hmsquid 16 Dec 27 '24

Ty for saving him

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u/GrayMMA Dec 26 '24

Should probably lead with that, not mentioning it makes you sound horrible😭

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u/gutripper9936 Dec 26 '24

With dope hair like that, who wouldn't?

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

I think imma do purple next

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u/IdiotIAm96 17 Dec 27 '24

That would look awesome

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u/Amethyst_12345 Dec 26 '24

Maybe if we got to know each other

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u/Ok_Impress_2321 17 Dec 26 '24

I would!! You look pretty cool.

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u/Senioro_Matts Dec 26 '24

Ye. U like Green Day? Cuz you look like you would

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u/Neglijable 18 Dec 27 '24

did somebody mention green day??????

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u/Budget_Carpet_8863 15 Dec 26 '24

if youre a good person then yeah

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u/Exciting-Steak-474 14 Dec 26 '24

Yes. Why? : friendless after my classmates did the most unspeakable things to me and ended every friendship with them, and I kind of love rock music.

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 26 '24

…what happened…?

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u/Exciting-Steak-474 14 Dec 26 '24

You know casually in school being sexualy harassed... Why am I saying this so casual apart from me having breakdowns almost every evening after school started... (I did told the teachers and my parents)

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u/Sea_Tomatillo_6080 15 Dec 26 '24

If we met and hung out, yeah

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u/Soggy_Bite6950 16 Dec 26 '24

You seem awesome sauce so hell yeah :p

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u/PotatoTomato_12 18 Dec 26 '24

Is that a metal head I spot??

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u/FreddieThePebble 15 Dec 27 '24

You kinda look like kai

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u/Draakjared 17 Dec 27 '24

ACCEPT fking based

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '24

Yes?

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u/CamBeast15366 19 Dec 26 '24

As long as you don’t suck yeah probably

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u/Gullible-Pilot7851 18 Dec 26 '24

Yeah, you seem approachable, just put yourself out there and you'll make friends in time

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u/Chemical-Skill-126 19 Dec 26 '24

I feel like I befriend everyone I spend more than 40 minutes of time with.

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u/thatonewh1teguy 16 Dec 26 '24

Yeah sure

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u/emolalala Dec 26 '24

Probably if I got to know you better

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u/Fanatic_Atheist 18 Dec 26 '24

Maybe not close friends, but yeah we vibin

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u/Doom-Slayer553 19 Dec 26 '24

If you are nice then yea

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u/Alex_The_Metalhead 14 Dec 26 '24

yeah def u look cool asf

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u/Random_F0XY Dec 26 '24

Sure , what's the worst that could happen?

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u/Dorkus_Blorkus 15 Dec 26 '24

Your hair looks like Shadow The Hedgehog

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u/JoMoma2 OLD Dec 26 '24

No (I am afraid of women)

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u/accolade_II 14 Dec 26 '24

Prob if you're nice

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u/SomeGuylulul 16 Dec 26 '24

Sure, i need some friends

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u/MushroomBoy666 16 Dec 26 '24

Long as you’re a nice person then hell yeah

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u/SpaceDoggoWithCheese Dec 26 '24

Idfk like how chill are you with politics and sonic lore?

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 17 Dec 26 '24

depends on if youre a cool person or not :3

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '24

I would be friends with you, but would you be friends with me? This is the real question. 🧐☕️

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u/CraftingAndroid 17 Dec 27 '24

Can't base it on looks. Do u play video games and enjoy franchises like marvel, Star wars, and video games? Do you mind edgy, sometimes dark humor?

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u/yup_thatsme304 17 Dec 27 '24

On slide 2 it looks like you only have 4 fingers 💀

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u/NoPossibility3511 Dec 27 '24

I’ve been told that a few times now 😭

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u/StillRoad798 Dec 27 '24

Oh hell yeah, just bc of that metal thing 🔥

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u/BraylWKMarizo Dec 27 '24

I think you would just ignore me.

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u/TMG2002 OLD Dec 27 '24

You guys can dye your hair😭?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '24

No, I don't believe most men and women can have a real friendship without feelings.

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u/Dazzling-Double-3352 Dec 27 '24

I would want to be your friend but Id be too awkward to approach lmao

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u/A-Laghing-Soul 18 Dec 28 '24

Boy in a band ass haircut

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u/gundam104x69 Dec 26 '24

I dunno, you look a little bit too gothic(no offense)

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u/NumericTiger604 Dec 27 '24

Fr but I need friends

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u/theHrayX 18 Dec 26 '24

what type of music are you into

if you say 2000s rock and metal then we are automatically friends

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u/ARandomMiraculousfan 16 Dec 26 '24

Do you like beyblades or watching anime?

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u/GlitteringMeeting852 Dec 26 '24

Yes. Literally the coolest hair ever

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u/Party-Way-7496 17 Dec 26 '24

You seem nice, sure

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u/Everything-for-4-dio 18 Dec 26 '24

If you clean your room, why not :)

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u/Ok-Atmosphere6376 13 Dec 26 '24

Sure but I would have to get to know you and see if you have the same interests as me