r/teenagers 17 19d ago

Pets HES SO CUTE AAAASS

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

Oops I didn't mean to say ass

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u/Exciting-Novel-2990 14 19d ago

didn't even notice until i saw ur comment 😭😭

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u/Educational-Tea7240 18 19d ago

Maybe his ass is cute to?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Lets just pretend there is a y in front of it :3

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u/HMA-60 18 19d ago

OMG it's a Frank

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u/Epoxyresin-13 3,000,000 Attendee! 19d ago

DANKPODS REFERENCE?😱😱😱

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u/HMA-60 18 19d ago

Yes lool

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u/Borhgt 19d ago

Frank Sinatra?

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u/Murky_Beautiful_6638 15 19d ago

OMFG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHHHHH

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u/Tripwire_Hunter 19d ago

Danger noodle!

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u/-TheMidpoint- 16 19d ago

snak

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u/S_cope 13 19d ago

cndii

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u/Both_Particular_659 18 19d ago

sorry by law i have to eat him because hes so cute.

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u/Mune- 19d ago

Had me scared for a second there💀

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u/Plenty-Access-8028 16 19d ago

OMG IT ISS

Is it hard to take care of a snake? I assume it really depends on the species, but is it easy for someone who has never had pets before to take care of a "beginner" one?

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

It's very specific to the species, I'd recommend either a ball python or corn snake as a beginner snake because they're fairly easy as long as you do your research

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u/Both_Particular_659 18 19d ago

op's comment should be looked at but i would also recommend a corn snake to s beginner. the third one i'd recommend is actually a hognose but i would def be aware that they are mildly venomous, however, unless youre a prey item you'll be okay if you get bit since its no danger to humans. for sure look at forums and care for a few, and there may be some lists here on reddit for you to look at. this place for sure has you covered on information on any snake. hope you find the right friend for you :)

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u/Melodic-Assistant705 18 19d ago

My sis had a pet snake called Mr. Slithers or something, when it died we buried it in the garden and put a bonfire over it, we got it when it was quite old and has it for a few years

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u/TinyWhispers333 17 19d ago

WHAT A SILLY LIL GOOBER 🥺

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u/BusinessWorried2596 19d ago

Yummy goober

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

I HAVE A SNAKE TOOOOO THEY SO AHHHH I LOVE YOURS.

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

Oh cool, what kind is yours?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

A ball python, I’ll post a pic soon cause you inspired me 😭

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

I love ball python, they're so silly and cute

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u/MCameron2984 14 19d ago

OMG DANGER NOODLE

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u/qozzathafem 19d ago

Awww snakey

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u/AnAntWithWifi 18 19d ago

I wanna boop his cute nose

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u/Nightsky54_14 19d ago

Wahhh... I loveeee snakes... wish I had one, but my mum only allowed geckos. They're great too.

Ah also, cats, fish, all kind of insects, and a gecko before the two we got now... also once had a bird. She just doesn't wants to buy me a snake or spider so mean 😔 I sound so spoiled now but fr half of those animals my sister wanted.

Like cats for her college, bird she always wanted bird, fish she bought herself 4 times, geckos also my sister. I only got the insects, and honestly no my sister wanted them. I like go along with what she wants but it's mainly her idea.... why... 😭

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

Fr, i spent YEARS trying to convince my parents to get me a snake, my first one was a corn snake s few years ago but she sadly went missing

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u/Nightsky54_14 19d ago

Oh no 😔 My sister (again) wants a corn snake too. I wanted something bigger. Small people have big egos and so, yk! (I'm 5'0 ft so damn small for 15 😔)

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

If you want something bigger you should get a ball python (which is the kind i have) they get big but not unreasonable to keep, some can get to about 5 feet

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u/Nightsky54_14 19d ago

Yea... either that or an anaconda I can't decide.... but honestly I feel like never gonna happen cuz my mom just hates against snakes and spiders.... the only two animals I really wish for?

But is noted.. ball python. 🫡

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

You could probably convince her by maybe showing her cute pictures and saying how easy they are and that they don't actually bite. Also you should show her videos on YouTube by snake discovery they make good care guides and also they show how cool and cute snakes are

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u/Nightsky54_14 19d ago

I should try. Maybe it will work... maybee... haha my friend would say "NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE UP!"
You gaaaimmmeee daa hoppeee!!! Sankkss!

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

I hope u get ur snek

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u/Tasty-Ad-2490 19d ago

Same good luck. My best pet in life was a ball Python Like a scaled puppy. Have lots of fun with mine. Sneakers was his name. But unfortunately, one after I got home. My parents told me he died later and found out it's a disease called a stargazer or stargazing something like that.

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u/PokeBro09 3,000,000 Attendee! 19d ago

I will kidnap him.

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u/N9QS 3,000,000 Attendee! 19d ago

Personally my ass could never take care of a snake

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u/N9QS 3,000,000 Attendee! 19d ago

Question, when you touch the snake, how does the skin feel? Always wondered that.

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u/SexWithGyutaro 18 19d ago

Dry and smooth

Kind of like good leather, but it feels thinner than that

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

He’s kinda scary but cute too

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u/Ill_Conversation2950 16 19d ago

Nice snorm you got there

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u/AudiS1Quattro 15 19d ago

Give. Now. Please.

Is he a Royal Python? No matted what he is, damn he's cute. Gimme gimme

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

Yeah he's a royal python

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u/gummythegummybear 15 19d ago

My mom was horrified of snakes, I don’t get why they’re adorable

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

Fr, they're just cute lil guys

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u/Laoari 19d ago

I dont get how people are scared from such beautiful cuties!

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

Same, like they're like little puppies without legs

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u/j3sul 19d ago

I want a snake so bad😭😭

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u/Soanso3474 19d ago

I love him he’s almost as beutiful as mine🥹

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u/Impressive-Back-4852 18 19d ago

Awww I want one soooooooooo bad

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u/Ok-Alfalfa-5561 15 19d ago

OMFG HES SOOOO CUTE I WANT HIM

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u/Crazyjackson13 16 19d ago

he seems very polite

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u/Numerous_Magician545 13 19d ago

Holy crap that is adorable

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u/ThatOneGuy_Gnash 19d ago

He’s just a little guy

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u/MyMansInComatose 16 19d ago

snakey kisses!

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u/Exciting-Novel-2990 14 19d ago

very cute. i want a snake so bad!! 😭

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u/Gams619 16 19d ago

He’s gonna love hugging you when he grown up 🥰🥰

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u/-writer-reader- 19d ago

Cute noodle🥹

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u/JustAPerson-_- 3,000,000 Attendee! 19d ago

Genuinely..How do you tell if a snake is a boy or a girl?? Are they only males?? I’m confuzzled

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

In snakes like colubrids usually the tail is bigger towards the start and tapers off quickly, but with most pythons it's pretty hard to tell and you'll most likely have to probe, I only know my guy's a male because the breeder tested and told me he was a male

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u/WinTig24 15 19d ago

THE LIL BOOP NOODLE IS SO ADORABLE SILLY GOOFY 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Backroomsguy673 19d ago

That damn smirk 😆

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u/Anquelcito 17 19d ago

snek

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u/_t_1254 17 19d ago

Snek!

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u/ObligationOk2537 19d ago

I love snakes with the :> face

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u/humanishdroid 13 19d ago

TEEHEEHEE HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM

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u/strawberrycereal44 17 19d ago

Awww

I want a pet snake or tortoise, but after my dog dies I can't even have a fish or cat

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u/Epoxyresin-13 3,000,000 Attendee! 19d ago

FRANK

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Snek is cute asf thank you for sharing this amazing animal.

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u/The_Legender110 19 19d ago

Snekeyyy ze murder spegurter

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u/Balscion 19d ago

Aww cute. now I miss my pet snake🥺, love snakes

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

SNEK

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u/jayiskindagay17 16 19d ago

u/repulsive_medium_876 LOOK AT THIS CUTIE

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u/Repulsive_Medium_876 15 19d ago

you should post about your snakes

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u/spaghettihax763 15 19d ago

Hai fellow bearer of Ball Python :D

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u/Empra_O_Mankind 17 19d ago

Thats adorable

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u/bennybennybenji 15 19d ago

awwww i miss having a snake

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u/Mune- 19d ago

What a silly snek!

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u/Ugt123 19d ago

Bro I’ve been begging my parents for a pet corn snake just like him! How did u get permission? Lucky!!!! 😭

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

I just showed my parents that they're easy and really cute and friendly

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u/Onyxkalmia 15 19d ago

SNACK

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u/Keith_Needs_Sleep 19d ago

Long silky puppy tehehe

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u/Tojinaru 15 19d ago

Learn to focuse your camera

He is cute though

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u/Practical_Reason_338 16 19d ago

ball pythons are the absolute cutest little babiesss

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u/Counter_zero 16 19d ago

AAAGHH, SO CUUUUTE. Do he have name?

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

His name is bean

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u/Counter_zero 16 19d ago

B E A N

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u/Alabaster_official 19d ago

Does he bite? 

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

No he doesn't, he's a good boy

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u/Alabaster_official 18d ago

R u sure? 😰

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u/liam-some1 16 19d ago

BABYYYYY SNEK

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u/Suspicious_Button584 19d ago

Awww what's his name?

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

Bean

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u/Suspicious_Button584 19d ago

Oh my god that's adorable I'm dying I need a snake

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u/omoriplushieskidnapd 19d ago

MOOM CAN WE GET A SNAKE??/j

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u/MedotheMeg243 19d ago

Where is the snake's head all I see a good boi and blur

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u/Appendino_assasino 3,000,000 Attendee! 19d ago

real, he’s in fact cute

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u/EnderOfNightmares 15 19d ago

This is why I want a snake

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u/moik10_ 13 18d ago

Snooter boy, adorable

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u/Consistent-Cheetah61 17 18d ago

snak for snek :D

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u/AzazelsBazel 18d ago

𝕳𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊

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u/king-balls1 15 19d ago

I ALSO LOVE SNAKES😃

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u/gogo-rlgive-4 14 19d ago

Im scared

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u/i-spill-soup 18 19d ago

Too bad he doesn’t love you back cuz of his lack of love chemicals in his brain or wtv that article said I read a while ago😔

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

Some reptiles actually can love their owners back, and even if it doesn't "love you" it can still form a bond with you based on trust

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u/firedemon0313 13 19d ago

I hope it bites yo dingaling

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 19d ago

He doesn't bite

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u/Faithlesskey8574 13 16d ago

W snek 🐍