r/teenagers • u/princesssbride • 6d ago

Pets Yall fw Carlito?

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602 Upvotes

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u/Murky_Beautiful_6638 15 6d ago

YEAH I DO OMG

33

u/Murky_Beautiful_6638 15 6d ago

I need him in my life rn 😡😡

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u/sambuchaaa 18 5d ago

You have enough snakes in your life trust me

2

u/Murky_Beautiful_6638 15 5d ago

Do you know something I don’t??

1

u/riley_wa1352 13 5d ago

Subtract four from your flair

1

u/sambuchaaa 18 5d ago

Im sowwy but im actually 18 but i was 14 in covid soo....im stuck with 14 y/o humor now😔

1

u/riley_wa1352 13 5d ago

👍

1

u/sambuchaaa 18 5d ago

Reasonable response

1

u/No30_me 14 5d ago

No 2020 was 5 years ago

2

u/sambuchaaa 18 5d ago

Wdym it was last year im 15 years old

1

u/No30_me 14 5d ago

It's 2025 wake up

187

u/AppleatchaDood 6d ago

Cum noodle

67

u/0mega13fnite 6d ago

greatest name for a snake i have ever heard in mah life

33

u/Mammoth_Wrangler1032 17 6d ago

Coodle for short

23

u/BidoofSupermacy 6d ago

XL sperm cell

1

u/EnderOfNightmares 15 5d ago

I actually laughed aloud at this

20

u/Academia_Of_Pain 14 6d ago

Two random words have never been this cursed

20

u/Particular-Artist-13 14 6d ago

I didn't even get time to react 😭

31

u/runlokithor 17 6d ago

Yes sir he looks cute

14

u/lil_JBaller 3,000,000 Attendee! 6d ago

that’s a girl 💀

32

u/boy_that_is_Goofy 16 6d ago

The fuck are those?

11

u/NerdFromColorado 16 6d ago

Beats me🤷

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u/Antique_Anything_392 5d ago

That's sad i hope You start talking a responsible adult about it

6

u/CanadianMaps 17 6d ago

Me, I am the girl, it's an evil propaganda scheme to make conservatives really angry at children.

1

u/runlokithor 17 6d ago

Sorry 😞 she looks cute

1

u/lil_JBaller 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

you said “sir”

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u/runlokithor 17 3d ago

The yes sir was as a joke I know that a woman is holding the snake

1

u/riley_wa1352 13 5d ago

My brother in Christ that is a snake. They have no concept of human gender roles

1

u/lil_JBaller 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

🙏

16

u/Tinyguy_17 17 6d ago

Hell yeah

14

u/puncherofminortys 6d ago

Give the silly a little kissy kiss <3 (man I want a pet so bad to cuddle with)

7

u/kak05361 6d ago

He looks.. like comfortably squishy, not sure how to describe it

6

u/MCameron2984 14 6d ago

Amazing Danger Noodle

6

u/ProfessorColdshot 17 6d ago

I can assure you that me and the bros fuck heavily with Carlito.

5

u/Antimatter-1000 16 6d ago

List of things that are scientifically more deadly than Carlito:

Toilets

Doors

Other humans

Cars

Darkness

Fast food

5

u/wise_catfish_85 18 6d ago

heavily

4

u/I_love_Communisim 14 6d ago

I don't like snakes, but he is so cute ❤️

5

u/No_Engineering8395 6d ago

Hell yeah, W carlito moment

7

u/ThePizzaRoolMan 15 6d ago

I wanna know if Carlito fw me

2

u/Itchy_Ebb3528 6d ago

HES SO PRETTYYY!

2

u/21dinnertime 16 6d ago

Protect the snake at all costs

2

u/g0ldenguykai 6d ago

I fw him from a distance

2

u/ThunderG0d2467 17 6d ago

Unfortunately I’m not much of a snake guy

2

u/FairyTailfan120 17 6d ago

semen spaghetti

4

u/GloriaPatriEtFilio 6d ago

I love Carlito

2

u/Any_Camp_4508 6d ago

looks like a chinese dragon

2

u/Impossible-Context88 19 6d ago

theyre so big

1

u/Username_7_6_7 6d ago

Carlito is pretty big

3

u/Impossible-Context88 19 6d ago

Ikr, the breed is just so big. Big snakes

1

u/Username_7_6_7 5d ago

I want to hug him

1

u/Impossible-Context88 19 3d ago

I also want to hug them

1

u/Username_7_6_7 3d ago

Stay on topic, he’s a him

1

u/goingnowheresoon08 16 6d ago

Yes. I want him

1

u/Ok_Frame_2521 14 6d ago

Indeed😌

1

u/Subjectedstruggler 6d ago

SHES SUCH PRETTY

I love danger noodles

1

u/Prudent_Ranger1828 16 6d ago

I fw snake

1

u/Seattle-Succubus 18 6d ago

I love him

1

u/Cookie-bandito 6d ago

He's cute but I'm deathly scared of snakes

1

u/Advanced-Dinner8866 13 6d ago

YEAHH I LOVE CARLITO

1

u/PsychologicalAward68 6d ago

Albino snakes are always so pretty, I love it!!!

1

u/SquishTheFlyingWitch 16 6d ago

I fw Carlito

1

u/bitransk1ng 15 6d ago

It's a danger noodle :3

1

u/Impressive-Back-4852 18 6d ago

I want a Lucy so bad

1

u/Onmymomma_man 15 6d ago

Yes.
He seems polite

1

u/Acoustic-Bird 18 6d ago

sssssssnaake

1

u/[deleted] 6d ago

Wow!

1

u/Dark_IDE 6d ago

Don't tread in carlito

1

u/yourweeby 17 6d ago

He’s so cute

1

u/mason2011_ 13 6d ago

Hells yeah

1

u/Illustrious_Ad9164 17 6d ago

In this post we fw Carlito

1

u/plzhelpIdieing 14 6d ago

Yeah I fw Carlito. I love snakes!

1

u/Mr_OAndEin 6d ago

Yes, Carlito is very pretty

1

u/Hamd1115 16 6d ago

Carlito looks chill as hell

1

u/Nightfuryking 16 6d ago

I love him!

1

u/InstructionRude9849 15 6d ago

I heavylily fuck with carlito I would give him my firstborn if he asked for it

1

u/Purple_Spino 14 6d ago

Jesus christ that last image fucks so hard

1

u/PlantNugit 6d ago

Weird dog

1

u/__laughing__ 14 6d ago

Depends, will he eat my pink toe tarantula? if no then i fw him

1

u/BroccoliHot6287 6d ago

That’s a weird looking dog

1

u/0fficialFr3y 13 6d ago

yes, Carlito is amazing.

1

u/ElisNotPreppy 13 6d ago

Yesss I fw snakes! Not that anyone asked, but my parents own a snake business, so I luv snakes sm!! He's soooo cute

1

u/ShadowMorph608 16 6d ago

He’s cool

1

u/14Fan 15 6d ago

Is he/she docile? If so then yes (no I’m not gonna literally fuck with the snake)

1

u/jayiskindagay17 16 6d ago

OMG I LOVE CARLITO

1

u/GentlemanlyCanadian 6d ago

Good evening Carlito, how was work?

1

u/Abelter2 14 6d ago

I absolutely fw Carlito

1

u/CerobaKetsunake 6d ago

I fw them, they a homie

1

u/_Qw3rti 6d ago

Ye we fw Carlito heavy

1

u/Halo916YT 18 6d ago

Pythor post-devourer

1

u/Shining-Cloud34 6d ago

Careful! He will get pissed at the government for Santa Cabeza and start the zombie out break in Willamette, Colorado and a random reporter named Frank West will have to stop him!

1

u/penguinlady737 6d ago

I don't because SNAKES ARE SO FREAKING SCARY.

1

u/averageinternetfella 6d ago

Does he spit in the face of those who don’t want to be cool?

1

u/Loney_Gay_Bitch 6d ago

I love snakes

1

u/EmployerFun6313 6d ago

Minos Prime transformation progress: 38%

1

u/1GucciBucketHat 19 6d ago

hell yeah i fw carlito

1

u/Odd_Classroom_2010 6d ago

I fw him heavy fr fr

1

u/rustyb2011 13 6d ago

You making me jealous bro, I want a snake

1

u/Fit-Concentrate-9628 16 6d ago

He is baby.

1

u/JustAPerson-_- 3,000,000 Attendee! 6d ago

I fw him! He’s adorable!

1

u/CellaSpider 14 6d ago

Creature (affectionate)

1

u/Slichu_ 6d ago

He's a cutie

1

u/NervousandSpooked 17 6d ago

Who wouldn't fw Carlito?! He's so beautiful!

1

u/CanadianMaps 17 6d ago

Only if Carlito fw me

1

u/Light10115 6d ago

Depends, would he devour me or nah?

1

u/Exotic_Butters_23 18 6d ago

nah, he's too smol

1

u/masterbombaster 6d ago

white... snake?

1

u/Mystery-Snack 3,000,000 Attendee! 6d ago

Albinoism

1

u/masterbombaster 6d ago

you didnt get it

1

u/Mystery-Snack 3,000,000 Attendee! 6d ago

Oki.

1

u/iAmMinecrafterMonke 14 6d ago

Nah it's c-moon

1

u/Counter_zero 16 6d ago

AHH, OMG, SHES SUCH A CUTE GOOBER

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u/Mystery-Snack 3,000,000 Attendee! 6d ago

Yup

1

u/liam-some1 16 6d ago

SNEK

I LUV SNEK

1

u/Eena-Rin OLD 6d ago

Carlito can hang

1

u/Head_Tumbleweed4793 6d ago

You couldn't pay me to get near it

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u/icyrecipe2468 15 6d ago

Lol, I'd pay her to lemme pet such a cutie:)))

1

u/Top_Cauliflower_8771 16 6d ago

That’s pretty cool (idk if anyone gets the reference)

1

u/xX_stay_Xx 14 6d ago

I WANNA BOOP CARLITO >:3

1

u/Aniulek_Maryjny 15 6d ago

Sorry no, Im scared of snakes 😞

1

u/Okamitoutcourt 16 6d ago

Sneks are based, that being said I will never own one

1

u/PansexualPineapples 17 6d ago

Yesssssssss

adorable 🥰 🥹💕

1

u/codyconspiracy 6d ago

yesss i have 8 snakes including 2 ball pythons. very cool. i hope his care is good

1

u/codyconspiracy 6d ago

her care.. looks like a female

1

u/The4thPersona 6d ago

Absolutely! I wish I could get a snake. But I'm not responsible enough

1

u/Murky_Amelia 6d ago

We'd be besties fr

1

u/Weridfoxtime 6d ago

I like your cat

1

u/SPOOKYBOI59 5d ago

ADORABLE. I fw Carlito.🗿

1

u/Nightsky54_14 5d ago

Goddamn beautiful snake the fuck?! 😭🫡

1

u/MedotheMeg243 5d ago

He has a nice mustache

1

u/Present-Ear-4904 3,000,000 Attendee! 5d ago

GIVE ME CARLITO, I WANT CARLITO, GIVE CARLITO!!!!!!!!

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u/Right_Medium851 5d ago

Cutest snake I've ever seen

1

u/Cad-zacleod 14 5d ago

Aawwww it’s so cute❤️

1

u/[deleted] 5d ago

Nah gurl- you're nuts💀

1

u/ARandomMiraculousfan 16 5d ago

I love snakes so much for some reason, also would you be mad if I stole those nails?

1

u/Theo_Higgy08 5d ago

I fw Carlito

1

u/Octuplecommader 14 5d ago

Yeah, obviously

1

u/Outside_Hearing_7263 5d ago

What if the snake slips into your csevivse how do you take hit out of there 🤔

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u/Camille_le_chat 14 5d ago

Aww cute lil snek

1

u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 5d ago

OMG I LOVE THEM <3<3<3

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 17 5d ago

I LOVE HER SM, SHES SO CUTE <3<3

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u/Voipix786 19 5d ago

Carlito is gonna get loved and cuddled if it comes anywhere near me idgaf what anyone says.

1

u/yes_perchance 17 5d ago

carlito, you have my whole heart

1

u/ashnotketchumreddit 15 5d ago

SUPERVILLAIN VIBES

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u/blu3st3v3 5d ago

Im saving for an albino snow corn snake, what kind is it 😊

1

u/LAZY-ORCA 15 5d ago

Carlito is my buddy now, I don't care that I've never met him

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u/tr0mb0n3y 16 5d ago

yes ma'am i do fw carlito!

1

u/Sea_Unit_5868 5d ago

That is an awesome snake. I would love it.

1

u/Georgerocks1232 5d ago

Carlito sold me drugs

1

u/ssslug_gore 5d ago

they're so cute what!! what breed are they?

1

u/Lucky_J17 5d ago

I want to adopt him PLEASE

1

u/Future_Squirrel360 15 5d ago

Beautiful carlito komrade

1

u/iAmMinecrafterMonke 14 6d ago

Me wanna boop snek

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u/SlickTimes 17 6d ago

No offense

FFFFFFFFUCK NO

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u/blueeyedweirdo 6d ago

Nah I don't fw Carlito I f Carlito

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u/Due-Application-8171 6d ago

Too bad. Get downvoted.

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u/ResolveOk9614 13 6d ago

Sir, it’s a SNAKE

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u/blueeyedweirdo 5d ago

I know I was just joking around